Review
This got leaked/posted last night, it's not that good really.
If you have to ask about Paris, you don't deserve to know ;)
Hustler demands to know Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?
US pornmonger Hustler has released a trailer for Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?, a "parody" starring Lisa Ann as Alaska's fave MILF who entertains a couple of Russian soldiers and gets jiggy with Hillary Clinton and Condoleeeezza Rice: It remains to be seen what US voters make of this shameless sexploitation of Sarah Palin's …
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Friday 17th October 2008 13:47 GMT Anonymous Coward
Disgusting
As an American, hearing this story sickens and disgusts me. First off, no one in America is actually talking about this, which is not surprising considering our corporate media has tight affiliations with the GOP.
The idea that Palin is the object of sexual fiction is terrible. Palin is a lot less attractive than the media make her out to be, and not only because of her Know Nothing approach to politics. If you've ever seen her up close, she's pock marked, has hair coming out of her ears, and her legs are incredibly short compared to the rest of her body. The wink she gives audiences is more of a uncontrollable twitch, I believe it is a conditiioned response to some neurological disease she has picked up as a way of making her behavior socially acceptable. She's more apelike than anything, and just thinking about her in a pr0no gives me the willies.
The poor woman being forced to play her in this film runs the risk of being typecast forever and losing her means of supporting herself over time. It would be better if human actors were removed entirely and was distributed as a nature documentary. I really think this is irresponsible of the filmmaker, the publishing company, the producers, consumers, the GOP, everyone who has ever watched a pr0no and the Reg for helping publicize this video.
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Friday 17th October 2008 14:01 GMT Alan Fisher
Slight resemblence to another Alaskan Resident
I'm sorrry to go against the flow but, to my mind, the woman is nowhere near as attractive as they make her out to be (and why do women in politics such a massive disservice by focussing on her looks and 'charms' so much anyway...in this day and age, it's pathetic!).....the gal's a moose, as they say
or, to paraphrase that great philisopher, Ali-G "I definately wouldn't"
El Reg needs a barf bucket icon...
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Friday 17th October 2008 15:15 GMT Mike Smith
Three bags needed - two for the heads, one for the stomach contents
You, Mr Haines, now owe me a new keyboard and a replacement liquid lunch, plus the cleaner's bill for removing all the puke. And if I get post-traumatic stress disorder from thinking about pr0n involving Sarah Palin, I swear I will sue.
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Friday 17th October 2008 19:46 GMT Anonymous Coward
You, sir, are a geek.
I've been quietly analyzing the remarks and have come to the conclusion that you're all a bunch of geeks that couldn't get off with a real woman anyway, as they say, "A un burro le hacían obispo y lloraba"
Personally I think she's a bit of alright, at least, as far as I can tell she's female.
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Friday 17th October 2008 19:46 GMT Terrence Bayrock
Booooringgggg
Lester, you really have wayyyy to much time on your hands, er hand..........
No discernible IT angle
Minimal Paris angle
non-existent meat angle
Please stay with the "Serbian Shepherder discovers Bliss from divining the universe through hearing Paris Hilton monologues" and you'll stay safe for stories worthy of El Reg.
vomit bags discretely placed in pocket under monitor stand..........................
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Friday 17th October 2008 19:48 GMT Matt Bryant
Will Hustler be making a Vera Baker movie?
You know, the woman whom alledgedly had an affair with The One and was subsequently fired at a furious Michelle Obama's request? Just for political balance, obviously.... Can I suggest, for a bit of the old multi-racial action, they shoot a threesome with a Bill Ayers look-alike, all shagging on the US flag (much more fun than him stomping on it). You could call it "Whammer Obama Thankyou Mama"!
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Friday 17th October 2008 19:49 GMT Ian Michael Gumby
Aw C'mon! This is perfect!
If you saw the vid, you'd recognize that the actors are all old time porn stars from the 80's and even early 90's.
Ok so they had their clothes on, but you have to admit its a great parody and its a great way for some money to flow back to the older stars who now have to play straight acting roles in porn.
For those who take this thing too seriously, get a Life!
BTW, the old porn stars could actually act a little. Today's porn, there is no acting, just straight to the point.
A smile because you have to laugh at the Hilary line!
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Friday 17th October 2008 23:44 GMT Anonymous Coward
glad I only have dial-up and can't watch this
@ac - Paris, because she's probably sharper than Palin.
Hell, every doorknob in my house is sharper than Palin.
@ac - She's only attractive in comparison to the other munters in politics.
OK, so you want Palin or Jacqui.. Wait, let me call my friend Ralph over.
@mark - Now, which would you rather nail
You are talking about a pneumatic nailer, right?
@dennis - caught me eating dinner, darn you....now I have to clean up anyway
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Monday 20th October 2008 09:30 GMT Solomon Grundy
@Re: Register reaches bottom, digs
Hahahaha. Hahahahaha. She called you a divot. That's one of the best terms I've heard in a very long time; beats the hell out of "cum-bucket, shit stain, or even spunk bubble"....
It's really too bad that El Reg allows 'Anonymous Cowards' to post comments. Not only is it bad policy, it makes it easy to pose as El Reg staffers. Seeing as how there's no protection against duplicate names I think it'd be wise if you rechecked posts from Mr. Letticue...
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