back to article It’s Brexploitation! Microsoft punishes UK for Brexit with cloud price-gouging

“My own story would not have been possible but for the democratizing force of Microsoft technology reaching me where I was growing up,” CEO Satya Nadella told shareholders this week. But the price of that “democratizing force” is about to go up, with Britons uniquely singled out. Microsoft has reiterated to Azure customers …

  1. Dan 55 Silver badge
    Mushroom

    Well there's also the US election result

    The one where the dollar fell as traders sold and withdrew to their bunkers before the coming apocalypse...

    1. Tom 7

      Re: Well there's also the US election result

      Osbourne said there was £0.5trillion available to calm the markets before he was pushed. Alas a FOI wont tell us how much of that has or is being spent but I'm not expecting things to get better when that's all spent.

    2. Oh Homer
      Paris Hilton

      "Britains uniquely singled out"

      I think you mean Britons.

      Britains is a toy company.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    In defiance of Newton, economic pricing law says "What goes up never comes down". Since the price rises the pound has been regaining ground on all currencies but you won't see prices come down.

    So the answer is yes, you are being price shafted by a lot of pig troughers.

    1. Tom Paine

      In defiance of Newton, economic pricing law says "What goes up never comes down".

      Rubbish.

      http://www.racfoundation.org/data/uk-pump-prices-over-time

    2. John Lilburne

      Hahaha!!!

      They are simply adding in the expect crash in exchange rates in one go rather than having to come back for a second hike in March. The problem being that the doom and gloom is coming. There will be no single market access without freedom of movement and hefty payments into the EU social fund (approx 90% of what we are currently paying). As such the weirdo bellends in the Tory party will have screwed over our manufacturing base in the 1980s and our services sector in the 2020s.

      1. VinceH

        "They are simply adding in the expect crash in exchange rates in one go rather than having to come back for a second hike in March."

        If so, there should be no increase if (more likely when) that second crash comes.

        Personally, I wouldn't bet on that.

      2. Dig

        Strange then that UK manufacturing output grew by 40% between 1970 and 2000 most of that increase during conservative govenments.

        http://www.economicshelp.org/blog/7617/economics/economic-growth-during-great-moderation/

  3. PassiveSmoking

    Go somewhere else then. Maybe some UK based cloud provider where your data will be protected from prying eyes. At least until the Food Standards Agency suspects you of wrongdoing and some other governmental department wants to sell your data to cold callers...

  4. Ole Juul

    "the democratizing force of Microsoft technology"

    Funny, but where I grew up we all had to pay for it. Some people could afford it and others couldn't.

    1. Potemkine Silver badge

      Re: "the democratizing force of Microsoft technology"

      Some people could afford it and others couldn't.

      It's Democracy US-style.

      1. The Indomitable Gall

        Re: "the democratizing force of Microsoft technology"

        " It's Democracy US-style. "

        You mean you get more for your Microsoft if you live in an area with a lower population...? Or is it that you don't license your software, but license someone to license it for you?

  5. RIBrsiq

    >> "For new Office or Azure cloud customers in the UK, no exchange rate can justify any price rise at all".

    You are aware that data centres, no matter where they are located, require quite a lot of gear not made in the UK and mostly priced in, or at least with prices based on, USD, yes...?

    The price increase percentage being well-above the GBP price collapse is arguable, but it's probably just indicative of what Microsoft expects the future will bring.

    Anyway, price increases from foreign service providers is a boon to local service providers, no? Think of it as an opportunity for domestic IT services!

    1. Olius

      Absolutely agree.

      This is what many people are missing in subjects such as this - Microsoft pay a lot of money up front to fit out their datacentres, and it costs them a lot of money in both engineers and replacement kit to keep it going.

      They invested a lot of money up front to get this going, with a view to making back that investment with a profit over many years.

      Therefore, price-setting is done based on forecasts of how much kit and talent is going to cost them over the next few years, whilst trying to make back on the initial investment as well.

      They need to maintain a "war chest" for kit replacement, based on forecasts of how often kit will need replacing and how much that kit might cost. And they need to get back that investment such that over 5 to 10 years they make an overall profit.

      Trying to pretend it is all about the current exchange rate and current costs is very dubious. And using such poor logic to bootstrap another argument about how angry we should be and how hard done by we are by our own poor decisions is astonishingly bad taste.

      And just to caveat this, I HATE being put in a position where I need to defend or justify MS. But I hate sloppy logic, terrible critical thinking and poor foresight even more.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        But said equipment and service management, excluding local employees and datacenter location costs are in USD, so the cost of purchasing services to be inline with these costs would be need to be in USD, so the exchange rate is relevant.

        As was said in the article, if it was in USD then everyone would pay the same. Does the price in the USA change for people in the USA also? No, so the current exchange rates do matter..

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          "said equipment and service management, excluding local employees and datacenter location costs are in USD"

          You omitted the most important $ factor: PROFIT.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            "You omitted the most important $ factor: PROFIT"

            Is the value of the US dollar less in the uk when converting it to US dollars than it is in the USA?

            With the dollar value increasing, the running costs would be less, so more profit.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        They invested a lot of money up front to get this going, with a view to making back that investment with a profit over many years.

        The 'over many years' is the main point here. At the moment it looks as if they wand to do it in one year.

        1. Olius

          "At the moment it looks as if they wand to do it in one year."

          Do what in one year? Recoup an unknown amount of money that you and I have no idea of, at a rate which is unknown to us?

          I think you've lost the thread, Ivan: You've made an assumption which isn't based in facts we are in possession of.

          This is no different to when your bank changes your mortgage interest rates by more than the BOE base rate has shifted: They are (ostensibly) trying to hedge against risks and expenses so on that we aren't privy to, based on timelines we don't understand.

        2. Pen-y-gors

          The 'over many years' is the main point here. At the moment it looks as if they wand to do it in one year.

          They're just being practical. Normally they plan for returns over many years, but if they foresee that within a few years the UK customer base will have reverted to bartering leaves for acorns for food, and have moved on to a post-technological society (counting on their fingers), then they're going to get payback while they can. The only clouds in post-Brexit UK will be the ones that pour rain on our crops.

          1. Chris King
            Coat

            "If they foresee that within a few years the UK customer base will have reverted to bartering leaves for acorns for food"

            With our lords and masters wanting to tamper with crypto for their own ends, nobody sane will want to take credit card orders from us. We'll be back to Postal Orders before we know it... but they've pretty much buggered up the Post Office in rural areas.

            If you'll excuse me, I'm off to gather up leaves.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          >The 'over many years' is the main point here. At the moment it looks as if they wand to do it in one year.

          They're looking ahead 3 or 5 years and also factoring the 'hit' of last year or so based on getting their previous estimates of currency fluctuations badly wrong - MS analysts certainly weren't expecting a Brexit vote. This is no different from other US providers and suppliers. The Pound will remain low, it will most likely drop to around parity next year.

          If only for PR's sake, they should take a leaf out of Amazon's book and simply charge explicitly in Dollars + local tax.

        4. The Indomitable Gall

          "They invested a lot of money up front to get this going, with a view to making back that investment with a profit over many years.

          The 'over many years' is the main point here. At the moment it looks as if they wand to do it in one year."

          I seem to recall that Microsoft's MO is to have the minimum number of price changes possible. At every price change they try to predict future trends and price accordingly.

          If I'm recalling correctly, I picked that up from a Reg article on enterprise VLAs some time last decade.

    2. Pen-y-gors

      Anyway, price increases from foreign service providers is a boon to local service providers, no? Think of it as an opportunity for domestic IT services!

      Yep. But of course they'll have to buy all their kit from abroad (unless the Govt plan to resurrect ICL?) at foreign prices in dollars (plus tariffs if they don't move fast).

      And lets be honest, unless they're forced to, who will want to store their bits in the great May surveillance state?

      <footnote>See how I managed to get in a dig at Brexit AND the Snoopers Charter in the same comment. I'm cooking on gas today!</footnote>

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        "unless the Govt plan to resurrect ICL"

        There is a corner of Fujitsu that is still to all intents and purpose the rump ICL, keeping the now-virtualised mainframes spinning and supporting half a century's worth of legacy application software. It's one of the bits that makes it a profit, so it would only take a change of nomenclature, branding and a lick of Burnt Tango paint and it could happen very easily.

        1. FuzzyWuzzys

          Re: "unless the Govt plan to resurrect ICL"

          "There is a corner of Fujitsu that is still to all intents and purpose the rump ICL, keeping the now-virtualised mainframes spinning and supporting half a century's worth of legacy application software."

          There is indeed, I did a stint up in Stevenage about 10 years ago at the old ICL building when Fujitsu still owned it, now even Fujitsu have vacated the building.

    3. P. Lee

      >You are aware that data centres, no matter where they are located, require quite a lot of gear not made in the UK and mostly priced in, or at least with prices based on, USD, yes...?

      I think the point is that the DC's are already up and running. Incremental costs do not justify the price hike across the board. E.g. getting UK engineers to service the DC just got cheaper, UK electricity just got cheaper. Imported stuff is not the only cost so even passing on the full cost increase wouldn't give you the full currency difference. All the income from non-UK accounts using UK DC facilities just got far more profitable... and yet, price gouging.... because we can.

      Welcome to the Cloud. We own your data, we own your infrastructure. We own your business.

      We also know that if you had a choice, you'd probably have already gone to AWS. So we're guessing there's an inelastic demand curve in play. Since the global economy has gone down the toilet, we haven't really added anything new and beneficial and we can't sell more stuff, we're going to have to hike prices to maintain our margins. That's not a long-run strategy, but I'm going to make sure I get my bonus.

      If you own your own IT, you can sweat the assets in the hard times. The whole point of XaaS is to stop you doing that. Did you really build your business profitability on the basis of favourable exchange rates, did you? The price hike is bad enough, what happens if your supplier goes out of business? How long will it take you to find another supplier? Ah, you've tied your business to a single supplier with no hope of an alternative due to IP laws protecting the APIs? We're not just talking "unsupported" here, we're talking "gone." What if your supplier is Lehman Bros?

      IT vendors have been vertically integrating because you can't trust third parties with your business. IT users need to learn the same lesson.

      TL/DR; The economy is shot and the Emperor of Eternal Increases in Profitability has no clothes. Cut-price goods and services are usually shoddy value.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Mmm...capitalism

    Fine when you're doing the gouging, not so much when you're being gouged eh?

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Brexploitation - LOL!

    "Can't have your cake and eat it" just about sums it up.

    Screaming "it's not fair" is what children do.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Brexploitation - LOL!

      A rather childish attitude from an assumed remoner.

  8. Voland's right hand Silver badge

    So are the British being punished for exercising their political choice, and choosing to leave the European Union?

    No. What you are missing is that at such sizes and scales prices (as they are set long term in volume contracts) reflect not only current supply, demand and cost. They also reflect what the seller sees as the supply, demand and cost across the median future of the pricing agreements.

    On the positive side, Microsoft forecasters see the demand and supply remaining relatively healthy. On the negative side they see the pound undergoing further tanking. Is this forecast correct or not? Nobody knows. If the forecast is wrong Microsoft will lose money because people will move to other cloud suppliers (if they can). After all the customers who buy A LOT often have good forecasters of their own as well.

    IMHO the forecast is probably better than a lot of forecasting by our politicos and civil service droids. End of the day, Diskworld comes to mind. It is the difference between "doctors" and Doughnut Jimmy. While Sat Nad is not known to break chairs, it is still probably not good career guidance for the forecast people to make him "very upset" (in the Mr Chrysoprase sense).

    1. Olius

      Absolutely.

      Something you may have missed though - the prices are also set according to their business plan of how quickly they plan on hitting profit on their original investment: They not only need to take in to account future costs, but also paying off of historical debts.

      1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

        their business plan of how quickly they plan on hitting profit on their original investment:

        Thanks for reminding me, this one is actually quite important.

        Anyone who thinks that this metric has not changed as a result of BrExit needs to have their brain examined. In fact, the ROI periods used in calculation have shrunk and their cost contribution has gone up. This drives the overall price of goods and services which rely on capital investment (in this case - servers, datacenters, datacenter equipment).

        This is not for any other reason, but because of uncertainty. From this point of view the economy and the prices for services and goods relying on long term investment would have been BETTER off if there was a cliff nasty cutoff with a given date. It is something you can plan for. Exit on date X with tariffs Y and restrictions Z - fine. That is something you can stick into a forecast and plan BEYOND that date.

        The current woolly grandstanding by the 3 blind mice - not a chance. Any financial planning more than 2 years out are in the realm of non-scientific fiction. So whoever in Microsoft turned the ROI knob up a notch simply did their job.

  9. Mark 85

    I do believe Amazon and Cisco have it right as do some others (non-tech)... price it according the "home base in home base currency". If I buy, and I do, stuff from the UK, the suppliers I use the pound. From France, it's the euro. I pay what the exchange rate is in dollars. Very fair.

    MS does seem to be taking advantage of things... and given the weasel wording of the release... hmm.. makes one wonder.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Pricing in a foreign currency lets companies exposed to sudden prices increases (and decreases, OK, but that's usually welcome). If you're going to spend a lot of money in a subscription like could services are (and use that for critical tasks), you may not want to be exposed to sudden big changes in its costs - otherwise you would need to plan for it also, just like in other sectors companies need to carefully manage supply prices.

    2. The Indomitable Gall

      MS are dealing with marketplace demands. As a major player, they're dealing with essentially commoditised services. They can't have highly reactive pricing, because most of their customers don't have reactive pricing for their customers; pricing in US dollars would effectively be instantly reactive pricing dependant on exchange rate movements only, and making smaller adjustments to pound price to account for exchange rates would be literally reactive pricing. That means dollar pricing would bugger up MS's clients' budgets very quickly indeed, which would be total disaster in international markets.

      Consider:

      Microsoft sells only in dollars.

      Market movements lead to deflation/devaluation in Xland.

      Speculators then consider that the majority of companies in Xland are going to have a soaring cost-base, so consider all such companies a liability, further destabilising the economy of Xland.

      Microsoft's policy of making large, infrequent corrections to account for exchange rate moves is actually pretty good for everyone.

  10. BarryUK

    Or, Brexiteers continue to blame effects of Brexit on anything but Brexit.

  11. Pen-y-gors

    Forward planning?

    It's very embarassing to raise prices every three months. Maybe they're just planning ahead for the next falls in the pound once the governments 'strategy' for Brexit is finally revealed (does running around like a headless chicken and pretending black is white count as a strategy?).

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Forward planning?

      "It's very embarassing to raise prices every three months."

      Embarrassed about taking money? This is Microsoft we're talking about.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      THIS ^^

      It would be easier to raise prices "too much" and later do a price cut than to do two consecutive price increases. Once you guys figure out how (if?) you're going to Brexit, maybe the pound will rise as the current utter uncertainty about what is going to happen fades.

      1. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

        Re: THIS ^^

        "Once you guys figure out how (if?) you're going to Brexit, maybe the pound will rise as the current utter uncertainty about what is going to happen fades."

        No it won't. The pound is held under its arms at the moment because a full Brexit is still an uncertainty.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    £490 will get you a WD 16TB raid 0 drive from Amazon. (2x8TB Reds)

    Given these price rises you could use a WD 16TB raid 0 NAS, live by the seat of your pants folks! I'm sure they'll be some Small Biz out there unknowingly doing so.

    1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge
      Facepalm

      Re: £490 will get you a WD 16TB raid 0 drive from Amazon. (2x8TB Reds)

      anyone using Raid-0 for business critical data needs to be taken outside and shot, hung, drawn and quartered (IMHO) and then burnt at the stake if thay are still breathing.

      As a minimum you need Raid-1 (Mirroring) not Raid-0 (Striping)

      I've just had a 5-drive NAS spend 16 hours rebuilding itself after one 4TB HDD (WD) went Phut.

      Thankfully it was configured as a Raid-6 array.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: £490 will get you a WD 16TB raid 0 drive from Amazon. (2x8TB Reds)

        "anyone using Raid-0 for business critical data needs to be taken outside and shot"

        Although RAID0 can be more reliable than RAID5

        1. Paul Crawford Silver badge

          Re: £490 will get you a WD 16TB raid 0 drive from Amazon. (2x8TB Reds)

          "RAID0 can be more reliable than RAID5" is an example of very dubious arguments. The basic points are:

          In RAID-0 any drive error is losing you data, and typically a lost HDD means you have to wipe and restore the whole file system. Only upside is you *know* you are vulnerable so probable (I hope?) have a backup and restore plan that is regularly tested.

          In RAID-5 you can tolerate one disk fault, be it a whole disk or reported bad sectors. Down side is folk over-estimate the independence of errors and the correct reporting of errors. If using any RAID system you really must do regular disk scrubs to make sure that the inevitable rebuild has a sporting chance of completing OK and not throwing up other errors.

          However, if your data really matters than (a) you have a backup anyway, as RAID != Backup, and (b) you should be using something with double parity, at a minimum RAID-6 or better still ZFS RAID-Z2 since it has better write performance (more so with a SSD for the intent log) and additional checksums on the blocks so it can spot HDD lying or disk controller faults, etc. I think btrfs is planned to have a similar scheme (i.e. redundancy and extra checksums like ZFS) and some variants of GPFS (or whatever IBM call it now) has it, but on the payment of lots of extra money.

          1. Professor Clifton Shallot

            Re: £490 will get you a WD 16TB raid 0 drive from Amazon. (2x8TB Reds)

            "In RAID-5 you can tolerate one disk fault"

            Well, that's begging the question; the claim of the linked article is that for a certain, currently realistic, size of RAID5 array the likelihood of an unrecoverable read error during rebuild is as good as certain making the redundancy useless and meaning that a RAID0 array of equal capacity is more reliable as it has fewer drives.

            It's not dubious, it's a perfectly logical argument, although I can't vouch for the actual figures used in the calculation.

            It's not a great argument for the use of RAID0 and doesn't seem to be intended to be but it is a strong warning against the use of RAID5 in large arrays.

            I thought it was interesting.

            1. Jess

              The problem with RAID

              They far too often take the 'I' too literally.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: £490 will get you a WD 16TB raid 0 drive from Amazon. (2x8TB Reds)

      Boy, are cloud people touchy, it wasn't a serious suggestion to use Raid 0, hence the 'unknowlingly'. Still I'm sure the price rise amounts to £490 by MS for some people with less than 16TB, which make you think.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Price gouging?

    Pound fell 19%, US company puts up prices 22%. That's actually fair: note that (1/0.81) = 1.23

    Of course what really matters is whether there is sufficient competition in the marketplace for cloudy office services.

    The only real competitor is Google, and suddenly Google Apps looks a lot more attractive - as long as they don't follow suit.

  14. TheProf

    Funny pricing

    I found Microsoft were selling the Xbox One S (Minecraft edition) cheaper than anyone else last (black) Friday. £199 compared to the £229 everyone else seemed to be flogging them at. And they added an extra Forza game.

    Maybe the pound had done a funny u-turn or something last week.

    1. Tom Paine

      Re: Funny pricing

      Maybe the pound had done a funny u-turn or something last week.

      See for yourself:

      https://www.fxstreet.com/rates-charts/gbpusd/chart

      (use the period dropdown to select "daily", then zoom out to see the recent history of the dollar/sterling rate. )

    2. aphexbr

      Re: Funny pricing

      Apples and oranges. With the cloud hosting, MS have a fixed monthly cost plus other overheads that need to be handled, so they put up your monthly cost. There's a lot of uncertainties to take care of, plus they need to retain their ongoing profit margin.

      With XBox, they have inventory that has already been produced (possibly some from before the pound plummeted), and a known date for when the sales would happen. Furthermore, they can sell at a loss because they hope to make money back from you in the future (games revenue, Live subscription, peripherals, etc.).

      The only commonality between the two things is that you shouldn't be surprised if they also increase the cost of a Live subscription for the same reasons.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Oh, Andrew, you poor little snowflake, of course everything in the world revolves around your political choices, and since they're yours, they must be the only good ones.

    So I understand you, how can any company dare to take a decision as a consequence of your choice that doesn't match the bright, independent future you envisioned?

    Or maybe, you could quit whining, and start responsibly accepting that some Brexit effects won't be good for the UK? The tone of your latest articles have decidedly changed. I liked how they were mordant, now they sound merely pathetic.

    Get a grip on yourself, man!

    1. Version 1.0 Silver badge
      Happy

      RE: IQ free comments

      Fun how all these hypercritical commentards like to vomit in the comments section without actually offering anything sensible.

      Sure, no customer likes price increases but in a business you generally only adjust your prices once or maybe twice a year - changing prices is complex and affects all sorts of things so you try to do it as little as possible. Most likely Microsoft simply looks in the crystal ball and are expecting that currency prices will readjust along these lines so they are making the correction now for the next year. If their market share drops then they may well reset the prices again to lower levels, if their competitors raise their prices then we all just have to live with it - that's the real way that capitalism works.

      1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

        Re: RE: IQ free comments

        "Most likely Microsoft simply looks in the crystal ball ..."

        I'm fairly sure they use Excel.

    2. Hollerithevo

      Ad hominem is not an argument

      As soon as I got your tone of voice I realised your comment would be a value-free zone. You must be a real prince to work with.

  16. Tom Paine

    So are the British being punished for exercising their political choice, and choosing to leave the European Union?

    *rolls eyes

    No, of course not. As the headline says, MS are just using it as a handy excuse to slip some price rises through in the hopes no-one will notice.

    (Alternatively, perhaps they think cable -- GBPUSD -- has further to fall. Cable's recent bottom was just above 1.20, which is a 20% drop from the 1.50 it was at on 23rd June. The recent bounce after Davis admitted on the record that it was conceivable that we might end up paying-to-play in the Single Market will disappear very quickly if, for whatever reason, it looks like the government is more inclined to leave the SM as the price of reducing immigration by 70%. And there consensus around the forex desks of EC1 - EC3 was for a long term equilibrium somewhere between parity ($1 to the pound) and $1:15. In which case you can expect Microsoft, and everyone else who spends US dollars to produce goods and services, to whack their prices up even further.

    1. Jess

      Re: leave the SM as the price of reducing immigration by 70%.

      The only effects leaving the SM will have on immigration.

      1. EEA citizens who have been living here for 5 years will no loger have an automatic right to residence. (Presumably meaning a big bump in applications after article 50).

      2. With no more freedom of movement, migrant worker numbers for the EEA will drop (given paperwork, hostile attitude and loss of value of the pound) this will will leave a vacuum which will be filled by immigrants.

      3. Since our economy will likely literally be decimated (at best), there should be less demand for immigrants to take up the slack.

  17. Dwarf

    Corporate Russian Roulette

    Seems to me that the "fantastic cloud" is more like playing Corporate Russian Roulette every day.

    Will it work today ? - With these "affects multiple zones" type outages that are not supposed to be able to happen.

    Will it suddenly cost me a lot more than yesterday ? / more than the budget is set for.

    It is going to be interesting when some accountant in some MegaCorp refuses to pay an invoice they don't get / is over budget / printed in the wrong font, etc. and the cloud service is taken off-line and the company stops.

  18. James 51

    I doubt it is a punishment as such, more like an opportunity to gouge with a reasonable sounding excuse to hide behind. I know prices jumped a lot around Dublin when the euro was introduced as vendors of all stripes took advantage of confusion about the new exchange rate to rip people off.

  19. Stern Fenster

    Re: Price gouging?

    "Pound fell 19%, US company puts up prices 22%. That's actually fair: note that (1/0.81) = 1.23"

    Pre-Brexit, pound was trading around 1.42 (if we discount the day immediately before, when the dim little currency gamblers believed the "remain" forecasts and talked it up to 1.50 in hopes of making a fat killing). This morning it's trading around 1.26. That makes a fall of 11% in normal arithmetic.

    1. Steve Todd

      Re: Price gouging?

      Actually the pound was trading in the mid 1.50's range at the beginning of the year. It fell with the announcement of the Brexit poll. We're down over 20% on the year, and a lot of companies who hedged their exchange rates are going to have to start putting up prices next year as the hedges expire.

  20. You aint sin me, roit
    Trollface

    I'd be happy...

    If they also cut their inane cloud adverts by 22%

    What's more, I've bought my last ever version of Windows!

  21. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    Everyone seems to have missed the obvious reason why they've increased prices: because they can.

    It's called lock-in.

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    anyone esle think orlowski is desparately trying to become a gruaniad tech journo / columnist

    Anyone else getting a bit fed up with an increasing amount of pseudo left wing filtered, bs and un thought through kneejerk output from Orlowski.. seems to me like's desperate to be be a huff post of gruaniad jurno .. anything yank = bad, anything google = mega evil .. anything apple .. well he never writes about them. as OPs have commented, not an msoft fan .. but this price gouging crap of orlowski's is just so much tosh ... £ fell 22% against dollar in first week of brexit, still 18% or so and if the eu play's hard ball it will fall more than 22% from pre-brexit levels. all their kit ,, bandwidth and most of the people writing the software are USD costs. only uk costs are sales drones .. This article is a pretty disingenuous, hot air, piece of piffle. Agree with OPs, it would be better and more transparent to price in dollars like AWS etc.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: anyone esle think orlowski is desparately trying to become a gruaniad tech journo / columnist

      It's an opinion piece. As all of AO's it's well written, enjoyable to read and somewhat provocative. Whether you agree or disagree (as I usually do) his articles generate comments that are, on the whole, as least as worth reading as the article. But are you really that familiar with his output? I'm not sure "left wing" is an epithet that springs immediately to mind!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      If you're in it for the long term...

      If you're in it for the long term, Microsoft should soften the blow during the hard times, profit in the easier times. Crucially, you take these factors into account when setting your inital price (irrespecitve of AWS Pricing). Ebay sell Yoyos, Microsoft don't need to. Cloud should be about security and stability, even when the physical World around it is going through a period of change/mayhem.

      Microsoft have really forgotten core values here. MS will suffer for it.

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Punishment

    Brits are free to punish Microsoft, Amazon, et al, by dumping them overboard.

    Trump has expressed a desire to punish them as well, and I hope he does.

    1. PassiveSmoking

      Re: Punishment

      Yeah I'm sure there will be a mad rush to go with all those other UK based cloud providers whom aren't subject to the Snooper's Charter..... oh, wait.

  24. smartypants

    Yes it would make sense that Trump says he will punish the most successful businesses the US has. After all, nothing else he says makes sense and as he's discovered, being a president is 'harder than he thought' which is probably why he's decided to go back on the campaign trial and talk bollocks to rednecks again which is something he can handle .

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Most successful? Microsoft is a shitty monopoly that can't do anything right, living by lock-in alone, dragging down the whole country by screwing over other businesses and especially governments.

      Oracle of course is another...

      He's gonna need those rednecks' help, to get after their town councils, school boards, and state legislators to stop taking it up the ass from these companies. Amongst other things..

      1. Ken Hagan Gold badge

        So you think MS survive (and make massive profits) despite being crap, by dint of their ability to lock-in customers and suck money out of governments both at home and abroad.

        And you aren't impressed? I'd call that *stunningly* successful. If they were doing by merely by offering quality products at reasonable prices then that would be oh so boringly mundane and unworthy of comment.

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The simple answer is ...

    Boycott MS and their cloud services. Without customers, The muppets who inhabit MS will soon back down when they see their profits dwindle.

    Job's a good 'un!

  26. JimS

    Screw us, screw you.

    We've only just been screwed over by them and now we're getting it again.

    It's almost like they want to cull smaller businesses.

    Their subscriptions are already expensive for what they are (for us), they dropped Access from the Business subscription and added it to the ProPlus subscription, but that has no email (yup the 'Pro' version doesn't come with email) so we ended up having to go the the enterpise subs.

    When the contracts up in a few months, we'll be free of O365 dependant systems, so we'll likely move on, there's only so much gouging small business will take before the middle finger gets wound up.

  27. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge
    Headmaster

    -18.9% = +22%

    Microsoft has reiterated to Azure customers that prices will go up by 22 per cent

    The value of the British pound has weakened more dramatically against the US dollar, dropping by 18.9 per cent since 24 Jun

    A drop of 18.9% requires an increase of 22% of the new value take it back to the same level.

  28. doke

    existing contracts and future instability

    I suspect part of the price hike is to compensate for the existing contracts at lower prices. The new ones get gouged to make up for MS's losses on the old ones. Also, they may be factoring in some "insurance" for future instability in the UK pound vs the US dollar. Between BREXIT and Trump, the financial future is uncertain.

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  30. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
    Windows

    Perhaps

    a better question to put to m$ and the other cloud providers is

    "Will your prices come down just as fast if the £ rises in value?"

    Or will it be like the oil companies where the rises go on instantly and the price only wanders down after 3 months and tesco doing a price cutting exercise........

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It's not just cloud

    The NHS is being hammered for license cost for software too and we're not in the position to switch to linux due to staff simply not wanting to learn and many clinical systems having no hope of working with anything non-MS anytime soon.

    Sad times but MS is gorging on whatever it can and we're not pushing hard enough as a country (UK, not England/Scotland/Wales/NI) for better pricing from them within the NHS.

  32. Spanners Silver badge
    Alert

    Brexit means codgeup

    Anyone who voted out needs to go into a corner and be miserable. The remaining 5/8 of the electorate needs to figure out how we are going to get out of this sorry hole.

    Ideally, we say "Oops!" and announce that not enough people voted for it(*) and we are looking to send Nigel, Boris and Gove to Washington as new cleaners for the embassy.

    (*) No, it wasn't 52% of the electorate. It was little over a third of electors who voted for the economic seppuku of Brexit.

  33. Lars Silver badge
    Happy

    "So are the British being punished for exercising their political choice, and choosing to leave the European Union?".

    Sounds plausible, I have been punished for many stupid choices I have made in my lifetime.

  34. bombastic bob Silver badge
    Megaphone

    just tell Micro-shaft to PACK SAND

    Here's what you do when Micro-shaft arbitrarily raises prices on you, giving "whatever" as the excuse:

    tell them to PACK SAND, and then GO ELSEWHERE.

    Who needs 'Azure' anyway? They're NOT the ONLY game in town!

  35. G R Goslin
    Happy

    Ypou're forgetting ......

    You're forgetting the overriding maim of capitalism, "All the trade will bear" MS have seen an opportunity to up prices, and have "capitalised" on it I, As a UK citizen can stand back and laugh, since all my kit is largely self built, and runs on free Linux. Clouds? I have my own.

  36. TVU Silver badge

    "It’s Brexploitation! Microsoft punishes UK for Brexit with cloud price-gouging"

    Nope, it's just a natural market response to the crash in the value of the pound as a result of all those who thought it was a good idea at the time to vote for Brexit (and just look at what a "success" it's been so far - NOT!)

  37. Malcolm Hall

    Goldman Sachs predicts pound will sink to $1.14 by end-2017 so 22% drop is still a pretty good deal.

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This is what happens when you vote to screw your currency

    The remain camp told you:

    - Brexit would screw the currency

    - The screwed currency would mean higher prices

    Looks pretty accurate so far to me (it was obvious to anyone with half a brain anyway though).

    This is completely unsurprising and people should stop moaning about higher prices and accept that's their choice or campaign to not leave the EU. Or you could live in fantasy land with the Brexiteers and pretend none of this is really happening (whilst you're still playing higher prices).

    1. gnasher729 Silver badge

      Re: This is what happens when you vote to screw your currency

      "Brexit would screw the currency" - that was just scaremongering.

      "Brexit screwed the economy" - no, that wasn't Brexit, that was irrational and irresponsible speculators.

      Brexit is doing just fine. The pound only dropped in your imagination. If you claim otherwise, you are just a remoaner. And Fararse must become ambassador, because Trump wants to eat Rochers.

  39. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

    "“My own story would not have been possible but for the democratizing force of Microsoft technology reaching me where I was growing up,”"

    That should have been back in the days when pirating Windows and other MS software was easy then, presumably?

  40. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Just use the dollar

    They should price their services in the dollar if that's how they evaluate their profit.

  41. Bladeforce

    Oh please

    No matter much talking of this here the facts are Microsoft will screw you over at any chance. Sad being stuck in the vicious circle that is Microsoft.

  42. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Lol - you deserve everything you get buying microshite. Hope you made a few tech guys with MS cert feel more secure. What's that? You let those idiots choose services that protect the value of their shitty MS training.

  43. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Why bother with sham excuses?

    It's not like Microsoft have ever needed any reason in the post justify taking the piss with their over the top pricing for poorly written software (apart from the reason that they are truly greedy!)

  44. Will 28

    It's not Microsoft's job to be fair

    Others have pointed out things along these lines, but I just wanted to chime in with how utterly stupid this article is. Is this actually trying to suggest that the thing that keeps microsoft's prices where they are is their sense of fairness and their desire to provide their services to us at as low a price as they can manage.

    Other commenters here seem to be suggesting that prices are dictated by the costs of providing the service / product - that's a very bad model for a business to follow, I think HP tried it with their tablet range. Microsoft are a business, while they might have certain "community responsibilities", their primary job is to squeeze as much money out of us as they can. They will sell their product for as high a price as they can get away with, and they are right to do so.

    The things that are stopping them from sending prices through the roof is whether we feel that we're willing to pay that amount for the service at all, and whether we feel it's the best deal for us compared to what else is on the market (i.e. the competition). It is completely non-sensical to demand a justification for price rises from companies, I'd be perfectly satisfied (in fact I'd find it refreshing) if they replied to this article and said "it's because we like money, you idiot".

    1. anonymous boring coward Silver badge

      Re: It's not Microsoft's job to be fair

      " It is completely non-sensical to demand a justification for price rises from companies, I'd be perfectly satisfied (in fact I'd find it refreshing) if they replied to this article and said "it's because we like money, you idiot"."

      The world doesn't work like that.

      You may admire Gordon Gekko, but those shafted by him would like to return the favour.

      Business is about trust as much as anything else. Even criminals know that when they deal with each other.

  45. Jean-Paul
    Trollface

    It's the cloud

    So why not vote with our feet and just not use Microsoft Azure. It's the cloud the point is that it is easy to move your services to another providers ;)

    Just leave.

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