They won't support your business, due to lack of patches it will leave your business wide open to every script kiddie on the planet.
Good old Scottie was right, the more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.
“The majority of SMEs are bamboozled by the Internet of Things and how it will support their business,” Mike van Bunnens, MD of comms tech firm Comms365 told The Register today. Predicting a future where “everything” is an IoT device that “binds us together”, van Bunnens - flanked by colleagues Shaun Nicholls and Nick Sacke - …
"We'll live in small neon-lit communities along with others who've been unplugged from the IoT."
They'll just slip them into the neon lights and so on while you're not looking. Or they'll turn the mains lines into a network or set up a long-range WiFi network.
I think the point they're trying to make is that while you are MOSTLY in control of your own home, you're NOT in control of the things outside your bounds yet are able to creep in via windows, mains wires, and so on.
...of the article are a bleak outlook, indeed. Basically he says that IoT exists only for the good of the Megacorps. Thanks, I'll skip the cyberware implants and not gain the corruption points - and to think that I once thought I'd make a good Dekker.
"Traitor to humanity, feel my wrath!"
"“People are interested in footfall, demographics, and even in automotives,” said Sacke, “looking at advanced telematics and driver behaviour.”"
No. Advertisers are. The web seems nothing but a license to grab as much information about marks as much as possible. (Ironically...Five eyes..)
When people talk about the lack of innovation on the internet, this is because the internet has been subverted by nothing more than commerce. Mostly commerce relating to advertising. Google is the living proof of that.
Carlin was right when he did this...
The capability already exists for IoT tech to have a direct, and positive, impact on our lives, said Nicholls: “Imagine you’re working in an office. The environment senses you’re feeling a bit drowsy; the light changes, the temperature in the office changes around your position, then it lets you work harder and faster.”
I am struggling to understand how silently manipulating me into making more money for my employer constitutes a "positive impact" on our lives. Can I opt out of the invasive monitoring that determines that I am "a bit drowsy" - is it heart rate, skin temperature, or the speed I am typing?
I've yet to work in any office where the temperature could be changed on a level anything more granular than a whole floor at a time. So the idea that me and my insulating layer of blubber could have our own little cool spot while the "too fashion conscious to wear a cardigan" woman next to me can have her own private oven is ludicrous.
I've always suspected this is how people who's 'job' is entirely based on emailing and glad-handing think. Anyone who has a proper job - one that involves care, skill and talent to produce or maintain things themselves - doesn't particularly like the idea of something that lets them work 'harder and faster'. Anyone who's job mostly involves telling people with a proper job what to do all day while adding extra 00s to the end of their own paycheck loves the idea of being able to do so 50% faster.
“We have solutions that can demonstrate operational efficiency, cost savings and even revenue generation,” Sacke dutifully chipped in.“I see IoT as a term that people use because it’s new and they want to latch onto a description of something that’s already happening,” van Bunnens said, boldly predicting that “within three to five years the term Internet of Things won’t be used.” Sacke added: “The IoT is a bit of a misnomer… we’re really about private networks.”
Is it obvious that we are in alien agreement, for is not ........
Setting up/Realising Dark Art Plays for status quo systems administrations is one novel and quite original way of practically generating an absolute fortune, trick5t3r, and virtual fortunes. ..... A Perfect Storm ....... with TEMPEST Activity.... essentially the same and/or completely different?
Hmmm? I wonder who/what is leading way out ahead at front for those lagging and servering the rear?
Amen to that and Hallelujah/Allahu Akbar :-)
Snip those antennas off or do a bit of creative wire cutting/soldering. Probably the next big thing on the Internet will be "How to Disable IOT in your [insert item here]." Who, besides $Megacorp (or MegaGovernment) would want anything like this?
Just because we can do something, doesn't me we should. I mean, we COULD start a nuclear war, but let's not.
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Snip those antennas off or do a bit of creative wire cutting/soldering. Probably the next big thing on the Internet will be "How to Disable IOT in your [insert item here]." Who, besides $Megacorp (or MegaGovernment) would want anything like this?
Try and it will be illegal as $Megacorp owns MegaGovernment and they will send the machines round to terminate your arse....
Boris
<<busy stockpiling phased plamsa rifles in the 40 mega watt range
"They'll probably also set up the machines so killing the antennas kills the device AND voids the warranty"
Nah, they'll just copy the software on the cloud model.
If it can't phone home regularly, it'll refuse to function.
Imagine this message on every item in your home:
"Signal unavailable - please check your internet connection and try again. Your <device> will not function without a proper internet connection. Signal unavailable - please check your internet connection and try again. Your <device> will not function without a proper internet connection. Signal unavailable - please check your internet connection and try again. Your <device> will not function without a proper internet connection."
That's what the IOT's boot stomping a human face looks like.
But what good is killing the antenna if it kills the device as well, meaning you'll have to go get another one out of pocket (because you voided the warranty) and because of corporate manipulation, EVERY replacement device is similarly wired with no used options available (by rendering the older ones not fit for purpose by law)? When all roads lead to Big Brother and the way back just got closed off, what options do you have?
Reading all the comment s above all I have to say is:
Remember who it is that is talking.
I too will be resisting this as much as I can but really do not think it worth worrying about. This is just special pleading by a bunch of characters with a vested interest in seeing that what it is they are going on about comes true, to their benefit.
Thanks, but I'd rather stick with a car that I can be reasonably sure will get from point A to point B, and not be stopped/hijacked/tracked by outside parties. Heck, if I can get that, I will even settle for one that is restricted by Henry Ford's old wisecrack about the Model T--"You can get one in any color you want, as long as its black."
Archaic, true, but I can always buy a data plan and have kids/passengers play with tablets or something during long drives--without routing that data transfer through the car's systems, where it creates untold options for electronic mischief.
(El Reg--can we get a Luddite or old fogey icon?)
I was at another town's library here in the US and went to check out my books. No one was at the checkout desk.
There was a monitor screen and integrated underneath a platform with a bar code light shining down. To check out, all I had to do was to scan my library card and place the books and magazines I wanted to check out on the platform. Blip went the books and mags onto the screen and a receipt printed out and fell on top of my books. My first OMG use of the IoT. There also goes several unnecessary librarian jobs.
And without the librarians to shield you ( they put up quite a fuss about various nosey Patriot Act provisions in the U.S.) your library checkout records just went straight to the NSA/Dept of Homeland Security/local police department.
Lets hope you didn't check out anything about encryption, countersurveillance, chemistry of explosives, government reform, combating oligarchy or the basic tenets of Islam. However, if you did, can the rest of us have your stuff once you are disappeared?
It is true, of course, that the introduction of new technology often largely ignores safety and security and measures are only invented after-ward. Mandatory RCD switches,mandatory coatings and earthings around plugs and sockets etc.
But why should new devices not learn a bit from releasing new medicins onto the market? Compared to the cost of testing medication the cost of tials and tests should be limited.
What is the more likely case? Will it just change the lighting and be done with it, or will it carefully log your low drowsiness and inform your boss about your performance issues?
My money is on the latter. Bosses always need ammunition for the yearly performance interview, as they have to keep an average level of performance ratings in their group. Such a list would be pure gold in that aspect.
Having had several die on me over the years, the idea of a heating pump that monitors ITS OWN performance and sends me a text message or e-mail if it's feeling poorly is very tempting. But the key features are that it does all the checking internally, not downloading data in real time to GCHQ, and that it has very hard-wired connectivity limitations, i.e. outgoing SMS or e-mail only. Perhaps it could tighten up further by only sending a message to a local receiver in the house that displays them on a status screen, so no need for any outside connections at all. How about an IntRAnet of Things?
Hmmmm....maybe I see a major business opportunity here. NB the above is all MY idea, and I'll be lodging patents shortly.
" Pre-emptively bowing the knee to our future robot overlords, Sacke said: “I hesitate to use the film analogy but it’ll be like Terminator: Rise of the Machines.” "
Toner more like it:
" "See, there's mites around all the time. They use sparkles to talk to each other," Harv explained. "They're in the food and water, everywhere. And there's rules that these mites are supposed to follow. They're supposed to break down into safe pieces... But there are people who break those rules [so the] Protocol Enforcement guys make a mite to go out and find that mite and kill it. This dust - we call it toner - is actually the dead bodies of all those mites." "