back to article Australian border cops say they've cracked 'dark net' drug sales

Australian authorities say they can detect dark net transactions. We know this because the nation's Border Force (ABF), the black-shirt wearing guardians of Australia's frontiers, says as much in its takedown notice of a "31-year-old man from Port Neill" in the State of South Australia. Said man fell foul of a joint ABF and …

  1. frank ly
    Coat

    Spliffing good news

    " ... a joint ABF and South Australia Police (SAPOL) operation ..."

    1. Kurt Meyer
      Coat

      Re: Spliffing good news

      A 31-year-old man from Port Neill,

      was sitting enjoying his meal,

      When up jumped the cops,

      in their serious black tops,

      According to Supt. A. Thiele.

      1. Pen-y-gors

        Re: Spliffing good news

        Very good, but could be made to scan a bit better...

        A fairly young man from Port Neill,

        was sitting enjoying his meal,

        When up jumped the cops,

        in their serious black tops,

        All led by the Super. A. Thiele.

        1. Kurt Meyer
          Thumb Up

          Re: Spliffing good news

          @ Pen-y-gors

          Yours does roll off the tongue more smoothly.

          Thanks for the edit.

        2. Nolveys

          Re: Spliffing good news

          They locked up the thug

          And the price of street drugs

          Increased by a penny on the dollar.

          The taxpayer did pay

          To put him away

          Their wallet 76 large per year smaller

          The other drug sites

          Took quite a fright

          Upping their security

          The drug war raged on

          And on and on and on

          In perpetuity

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    LMAO

    Those fake SS goons couldn't tie up their shoe laces ... or find the ON switch on a computer

  3. Pen-y-gors

    What's all this then?

    'We are well aware of these websites' says black-shirted Border Force

    That's not saying much - every reader of the Daily Mail is 'well aware of these websites'. Although, to be fair, looks like Mosley's Mob (TM) actually know how to find these dark sites (unlike me - I have absolutely no idea where to start)

    1. a_yank_lurker

      Re: What's all this then?

      It seems some semi-bright spark has figured out that no matter where the drug deal is arranged the goods have to be delivered somehow. The weakest links in the entire dark web is the delivery of the goods and to lesser extent payment. Both require a paper trail to execute such as a delivery address or wire transfer (even if the final payment is via bitcoins).

      1. Sanctimonious Prick
        Holmes

        Re: What's all this then?

        "(even if the final payment is via bitcoins)"

        Exactly. Those bitcoins need to be converted to cash, at some point. That means a bank account with an outlet one can go to to withdraw cash.

        However, whilst the cops get smarter, a lot of criminals are always two steps ahead.

        ...and on we go, round and round...

        :)

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: What's all this then?

        As always the probably with the virtual world is where it has to interact with the physical one - solve that problem and there's money to be made. It's also why people selling data and card details tend to get away with it a little more, because they leave the more physical part of making use of the cards to someone else.

    2. Tom 38

      Re: What's all this then?

      Install Tor Browser

      Follow links

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Facepalm

    Australian border cops cracked 'dark net' drug sales

    And it'll take five minutes for someone else to restore the supply.

  5. Alan Brown Silver badge

    profit

    That's the underlaying motivation for all this shit.

    Making something illegal makes it _far_ more profitable to sell. Enough so that someone will always decide the risks are worthwhile - and that attempting to cut off the supply is like fighting a hydra with enhanced regeneration capacity and an immunity to fire.

    There are better ways to handle this shit than funnelling trillions of dollars into organised crime and billions into fighting organised crime.

    1. Mark 65

      Re: profit

      There are better ways to handle this shit than funnelling trillions of dollars into organised crime and billions into fighting organised crime.

      Not if you can interject yourself as some kind of service/goods supplier to both sides

      1. julian.smith

        Re: profit

        "if you can interject yourself as some kind of service/goods supplier to both sides"

        Like a bank perhaps?

    2. Schultz
      Holmes

      Re: "someone will always decide the risks are worthwhile"

      Well, that's business school 1-01: you have to take a risk to obtain some gain beyond the market rate. Ask your resident economist to explain rational business decisions to you and you might find that those black market dealers are perfectly rational human beings.

      Your government might be less rational in sinking your tax dollars into the police/prison system. Interestingly, that system seems to get a lot worse when you involve the free market (private prisons, or profitable police). Ooh, economics is so complicated that you might mistake it for science.

  6. SecurityPiglet

    Right...

    Border Force are trying to figure out how to tow the dark net to Nauru..

  7. JJKing
    Facepalm

    I would be very surprised if the black uniformed, jack boot border farce thugs could crack a fat while studying a porn magazine.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Stay safe

    Sounds like the ABF are posing as sellers on a DNM and waiting for someone to place an order big enough to be worth prosecuting as a 'dealer'.

    Check feedback. Buy from domestic sellers. Use the name of a previous occupant of the address for plausible deniability. Boot a TAILS live cd and keep your desktop squeaky clean. Place a small obviously personal use order first, to see if it arrives and to evaluate the stealth of the seller and that your address isn't on some watchlist.

  9. Tim Jenkins

    “910 doses of an amphetamine type substance, 380 LSD doses and 72 capsules and 15 grams of MDMA

    So about a weeks consumption in a regional nightclub. Phew. I'll bet the citizens of Oz feel safer already...

    1. Vic

      So about a weeks consumption in a regional nightclub. Phew. I'll bet the citizens of Oz feel safer already

      I was thinking much the same. Not so much "cracked dark net drug sales" as "managed a small score for the team's weekend trip away"...

      Vic.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    More crims off to the slammer

    It's a good day.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sounds like the Aussies have won the war on drugs then.

    Or not.

  12. Colin Tree

    dumb all over

    Ice manufacturers in China can afford to loose 9 out of 10 shipments and still make a profit.

    Ice -

    high addiction rate

    cheap to make

    amazing profit margin in Australia

    Many international drug syndicates target Australia because the cops are so dumb and the profits are so high.

    Me thinks the drug problem has to be tackled by helping the addicts overcome addiction.

    busting importers reduces supply, increases demand and prices attracting more importers.

    Reducing the addicts reduces sales and demand dropping prices detracting importers.

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