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Strap in for a bumpy ride, Earthlings: the Juno probe will make its closest approach to Jupiter on Saturday when it comes within just 4,200km of the gas giant's uppermost clouds. Juno made it to Jupiter in early July but was busy entering orbit and fiddling with its rockets so didn't do much more than shoot some rather nice …

  1. Winkypop Silver badge
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    What a time to be alive

    Fantastic effort.

    The science here is amazing.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
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      Re: What a time to be alive

      Everything is going extremely well. There are no complaints.

  2. TReko
    Alert

    We've been a lot closer

    >"altitude of just 4,200km. And yes, you guessed right: that's as close as we've ever come to Jupiter."

    err, no - we've actually dropped a probe into Jupiter in 1995.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Probe

  3. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken
    Pint

    This is for whoever made the calculations for the orbital manoeuvres --->

    1. David Harper 1

      That would most likely be the astrodynamics team at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

      As an ex-astrodynamics guy (though not at JPL, alas), I was insanely pleased to see my geeky specialist subject featuring in the movie "The Martian".

      1. Tom Paine

        The SPICE kernels must flow ;)

      2. VinceH

        'I was insanely pleased to see my geeky specialist subject featuring in the movie "The Martian".'

        Bloody good film. Even better book.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    While we are talking about images from outer space

    Scientists find a galaxy with roughly the same mass as the Milky Way, but it 99% of it is dark matter!

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/08/25/a-new-class-of-galaxy-has-been-discovered-one-made-almost-entirely-of-dark-matter/?tid=pm_pop_b

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: While we are talking about images from outer space

      About that telephoto lens

      Suddenly, swallowing another swig of beer, van Dokkum realized he might know of a way out of this predicament. He’d made a hobby of wildlife photography (he recently published a collection of photos of dragonflies), and kept up with camera trends. “I had heard about these awesome new telephoto lenses,” he says. The Japanese optics corporation Canon had started producing high-end lenses coated with a proprietary film of nano-sized cones. By deflecting errant light away from a camera’s detector, Canon claimed, the cones effectively eliminated the effects of scattering. Photographers could now get crisp, true-to-life images—no more ghosts or flares.

      Nice!

      In a snowy parking lot filled with amateur stargazers, they attached the lens to a camera, mounted it on a tripod, and trained the diminutive telescope on a spiral galaxy known as M51. First observed in the late 1700s, M51 has been intensely studied and photographed for centuries. But after a two-hour exposure, Canon’s lens captured a sight that scientists had only gleaned hints of before: Extending far beyond M51’s bright central spiral was a distinct halo of diffuse matter. “We quickly realized that the lens really was as outstanding as we had hoped,” van Dokkum says.

      Those guys!

  5. Rocketist
    Paris Hilton

    Gravity is always irresistible

    She's got those eyes.

    You can change trajectory but she'll never quite let you go. You got away from Earth but there's still the Sun. And then Jupiter. And the Milky Way itself. And all the time it's Gravity.

    Paris 'cause there's no chocolate icon.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Gravity is always irresistible

      No need to get away from gravity, just keep moving sideways.

      Unless you have something stiff to stand on, of course. That's why planets are so handy.

  6. SkippyBing

    Interplanatery Warfare

    Just a thought, but as no one has looked beneath the cloud tops of Jupiter are we sure we're not going to set in train a war by dropping a probe on someone's head?

    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: Interplanatery Warfare

      Well, we haven't seen any reaction yet from the last time we dropped a probe on someone's head, so I guess we figure it's pretty safe.

      Galileo was nosedived into Jupiter in 2003 at around 30 miles/sec

      1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

        Re: Interplanatery Warfare

        This is an American mission.

        First drop stuff, find out if someone complains later.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Interplanatery Warfare

          You're way behind the times. These days we are a nation of ass-kissers, thanks to our wonderful President. He's just laid a big wet one right across Iran's backside to the tune of $400,000,000, and all we got out of it was derision and ridicule. Oh, and they did release their latest batch of hostages.

          You would think Iran's leaders would be more grateful to Obama, the way he sat on his thumb when we had a chance to back that uprising against the mullahs a few years back, but oh well...

          1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

            Re: Interplanatery Warfare

            Well, that's having the Iran story a bit of arse-backwards, but thanks for trying and being open to propaganda by the usual Neocon suspects.

            > we had a chance to back that uprising against the mullahs

            You guys fucked Iran over after the first revolution, please stay out, mmokay?

            1. Anonymous Coward
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              Re: Interplanatery Warfare

              Neocon? Interesting, thanks for the 'info.' ;)

              BTW, do I now get to call your influences Crypto-Communists? Or.. is it some other label...?

              I can never keep them straight.

              1. Yesnomaybe

                Re: Interplanatery Warfare

                "BTW, do I now get to call your influences Crypto-Communists? Or.. is it some other label...?

                I can never keep them straight."

                I guess that is why your judgement on the rather delicate political situation in Iran is seen as lacking.

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