Five-hour Azure wobble

Hmmm... they did an update that affected the same service in *multiple* regions at once? I thought that was the point of having multiple regions; that if one broke, it wouldn't affect the others. *slaps forehead*

Henceforth

I shall refer to Azure as "a raspberry jelly".

Because it's blue and wobbles every time they poke it.

A) "phased roll out"

B) 5 hours to notice and roll back?

C) R.I.P. QA.