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America launched a secret reconnaissance satellite atop an Atlas V rocket from the Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida at 0837 EDT (1237 UTC) today. The spy bird, dubbed NROL-61 by its owners the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), was popped into geostationary orbit around Earth and is now getting itself into …

  1. Sureo

    Really, if any extraterrestrials stumbled on earth and took a look, they would just shake their heads and continue on.

    1. bazza Silver badge

      Nah, aliens have a sense of humour. They'd just jumble up all the satellite orbits, leaving us scratching our heads as to what'd gone wrong the Newtonian / Einsteinian mechanics all of a sudden. And they'd pose for the ultimate out-of-this-world selfies in front of the spy satellites and telescopes, just to show off.

  2. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

    Geostationary?

    So.... listening to radio?

    1. hplasm
      Happy

      Re: Geostationary?

      Trumpwatch- just in case...

  3. Chairo

    A lizard sitting on a rocket?

    The lizard squad has now its own spy satellite?

    1. Pete4000uk

      Re: A lizard sitting on a rocket?

      That is a awesome mission patch!

  4. Gene Cash Silver badge

    Ah, the irony

    Don't forget, the first stage used a Russian-built (NPO Energomash) RD-180 rocket engine.

    Gotta love it. And idiots like John McCain don't understand why there's no new American engines. Surely it has nothing to do with the fact that Congress has cancelled funding for every single NASA engine R&D program.

    1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

      Re: Ah, the irony

      Huh? You mean you can't buy any at the WallMart? But they stock rockets for the July 4th fireworks!

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Location & Capabilities

    "geostationary orbit around Earth [...] but where isn't known"

    Other geo-sync operators will need to know where it is to ensure they don't try to park one of their birds in the same place.

    "The exact capabilities of the satellite aren't known"

    At that distance, we can be pretty sure that it won't be doing optical, and I'd estimate that location precision for V/UHF will be of the order of several square miles at best. I'd guess that it's intended to capture foreign power military up-link sat-comms from ground units, for traffic analysis and decryption.

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