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EMBARGO 15:00 7 JULY 2016 Recent media reports have drawn attention to alleged “exaggerations” in the CV of President and CEO Steven P Bong. These suggest he embellished or exaggerated his role in a wide range of ventures including military operations, Bitcoin and his ownership of licensed entertainment premises in Shoreditch …

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  1. Warm Braw

    I'm disappointed!

    The blacked-out text only contains "Lorem ipsum...". I was expecting poorly-redacted revelations.

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    1. Rich 11
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      Re: I'm disappointed!

      For a padded CV, Lorem Ipsum seems like a natural choice.

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    You're still not the shiniest turd in the leadership election. Sorry, you need at least one wallpaper scandal for that.

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  3. ma1010
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    Motivation

    "...providing spiritual and pharmaceutical motivation..."

    So very nicely put.

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  4. Efros

    Shurely

    It's Kevin P. Bong!

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  5. captain veg Silver badge

    see also

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/andrea-leadsoms-cv-claims-she-already-is-prime-minister-20160707110382

    -A.

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  6. ElReg!comments!Pierre

    Is that supposed to be a joke?

    Just asking, because I personally know 2 persons* with similar** resumes, perhaps I should ask for clarification?

    *the vocable "people" doesn't really apply in this context.

    **bar the Daesh thing perhaps.

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    1. Voland's right hand Silver badge
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      Re: Is that supposed to be a joke?

      Are they applying for conservative leadership? If everyone of us knows 2 persons that are in the race, the number of candidates will probably exceed the current UK population.

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  7. David Roberts
    Alert

    Too scared

    To click through the many links.

    Perhaps tomorrow on a burner Linux PC........

    Not on my tablet.

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  8. Sloppy Crapmonster

    That PDF renders impressively poorly in Firefox Nightly.

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  9. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    Who????

    Yes I know I am thick but who the fuck is this Bong person?

    Pint because it is Friday

    Cheers .. Ishtiaq

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    1. phuzz Silver badge
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      Paris Hilton

      Re: Who????

      Here, this might help.

      Paris, because I'm pretty sure she's a savvier business person than ¡Bong! >>>>>>>>>>>>

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      1. TeeCee Gold badge
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        Facepalm

        Re: Who????

        Well now you've gone and done it!

        It seems that Steve Bong neglected to deny that he is Paris Hilton's Online Media Presence Consultant, so he's stuck with that one.

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