We want the Neville Shute Voting System
M'man Nev proposed the following:
1 everybody gets a vote just for being alive and over 21 (it was some time back, I'm sure that he'd go with 18 if he was alive today)
2 you get an extra vote if you have 'higher education'
3 you get an extra vote if you have spent 'x' years earning your living outside the country.
4 you (and your spouse) get extra votes for raising at least two children to the age of 14. Vote goes away if you get divorced before at least two make it to 14.
5 you get an extra vote if you, personally, have made more than 'x' dollars in one year. Inheritance doesn't count. Winning the lottery doesn't count.
6 you get an extra vote if you're clergy. Any kind of clergy. Nev restricted it to Christian clergy, but any 'real' job at any church counted. I suppose that Jews, Muslims, and Pastafarians could agitate to get a vote there, too. Jedi and even Sith would be in, so long as you didn't mention medi-chlorians. Ever. Atheists, sorry, by definition you don't have a church. No sixth vote for you.
7 you get the seventh vote if HM the Queen gives it to you.
Hmm. I'd have four votes. Five if I could suck up to Liz Saxe-Coburg-Gotha hard enough, something unlikely to happen. And I'd wear a colander on my head if that got me a sixth. Not carrying a lightsaber, though.
http://www.abelard.org/iqedfran/in_the_wet.php
Now, doing things _that_ way would make counting the vote interesting... Every area with a military base would swarm with people who have two votes (lots would have been deployed overseas for more than 'x' years, and that counts) or three (all the officers would be have at least a bachelor's degree; chaplains would have four or more, being over 21, made their living overseas more than 'x' years, have a degree assuming that seminary or whatever counts, and being clergy...) while most Hollywood types would have only one or two (degree in advanced metrics of tofu-hunting doesn't count, not enough overseas service, 14 years not 14 months so divorced too soon, not clergy, wrong type of queen likes you...)