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Japanese solar power plant operator SB Energy Corp will use goats and sheep to boost the output of its 43MW plant in Yonago City, Tottori Prefecture, Japan. Nikkei Technology reports that the plant will employ four sheep and two goats to eat weeds. The site is apparently threatened by vines that grow on the plant's fences and …

  1. grumpyoldeyore

    The trouble with goats....

    ... is that having polished off the weeds they'll turn their attention to the fence, the cables and the solar panels...

    1. Adam 1

      Re: The trouble with goats....

      There you go folks. Straight from the horse's donkey's mouth

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        1. TRT Silver badge

          Re: The trouble with goats....

          Oh, I don't know. A two headed goat must surely be more efficient.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The trouble with goats....

      If goats will eat through a fence, how do they keep them contained anywhere?

      Anyway, if that's a problem they can move them somewhere else with stuff to eat until the vines on the fence start growing back.

  2. BurnT'offering

    If any of the weeds are bracken

    They make tasty pickles

    1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

      Re: If any of the weeds are bracken

      Sheep and goat can be very tasty, too!

      1. TRT Silver badge

        Re: If any of the weeds are bracken

        Given Google's latest mirror tracking misfire... BBQ?

  3. ChunkyMonkey

    They Love to Climb

    I wonder if they have realised that goats love to climb and jump on things. Better get a couple of old ones or I see those expensive solar panels being used as a play park.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: They Love to Climb

      The fences must be pretty tall if they are shading solar panels. Other than that one breed of goat that climbs into trees, I highly doubt they are going to scale anything more than twice their height.

  4. james 68

    Weed whacker is more eco

    "that problem goes away ... and so does the CO2 emissions that come from using a powered weed-whacker."

    No CO2 emissions from the weed whacker sure, but you've now got the CO2 emissions from 4 sheep and 2 goats, not to mention the MUCH worse N2O (nitrous oxide) and CH4 (methane) emissions and the emissions from the farming (including the crap they pump in to make the stuff grow and spray to make the bug die) and transport of their supplementary feed.

    In this case "green" is not so much green as more of a dark purplish red, which is appropriate as it's the colour the animals will be after they chew through the electric cables.

    Green would be swapping the gardeners weed whacker for a manual set of shears.

    1. TRT Silver badge

      Re: Weed whacker is more eco

      Electric weed whacker?

    2. imanidiot Silver badge

      Re: Weed whacker is more eco

      Pretty sure human powered pruning sheers are even less energy efficient. Humans tend to need a lot of high energy foods too. Not to mention all the other stuff a humanoid weed extermination device likes to have.

      1. james 68

        Re: Weed whacker is more eco

        "Pretty sure human powered pruning sheers are even less energy efficient. Humans tend to need a lot of high energy foods too. Not to mention all the other stuff a humanoid weed extermination device likes to have."

        The human is already part of the equation in that they already have a groundskeeper to cut back weeds, with the sheep and goats there will also be a human to corral them and provide their supplementary feed, therefor simply providing said human with manual shears IS the most green option. BTW the CO2, N2O and CH4 emissions from 4 sheep and 2 goats is much greater than from 1 human.

    3. Mark 85

      Re: Weed whacker is more eco

      Then the solution is simple... kill all the goats, sheep, cows, people. The grass and flowers can take over.

  5. TRT Silver badge

    GPS

    Goat Positioning System.

    1. Adam 1

      Re: GPS

      Actually, I think they are using Grass, Leaves, Or Nutrition for Donkeys; or GLONASS for short.

      1. TRT Silver badge

        Re: GPS

        They'll use a constellation of satellites. Capricorn springs to mind.

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