Bloody hipsters
Next thing you know, the crags of Wales and Devon will be littered with artisanal coffee containers
Brit birdwatchers are all a-tizz at the news that a bearded vulture has been spotted in Wales and Devon - the first time Gypaetus barbatus has set claw on UK soil. The bearded vulture, aka lammergeier or ossifrage, was spied on the Welsh side of the Second Severn Crossing last week, and then put in an appearance over Dartmoor …
Not a lot of point these days. The video gives it away :
Or, an immigrant vulture ignoring border controls turning up is surely a consequence of the tories following the ECB austerity plan.
Because everything is caused either that or the EU referendum, and nothing is ever caused by people not getting their shit together.
I'll also add Paris, because I prefer the Alex DeLarge definition of in-out, in-out.
"And I'm a huge wild bird floating on the currents sliding within the drifting wind, hanging lazily loosed on my outstretched wings cantilevered across the singing air. My wingtip feathers are each the size of hands; they flutter like a lamb's heart flutters when my shadow falls over it. My feet are steel-tipped grapples hung on the end of my hawser legs. My talons are unsheathed razors; only my eyes are sharper. My beak is harder than bone, keener than just-broke glass. My keel bone is a great knife cozened in my flesh and cleaving the soft air; my ribs are glistening springs, my muscles sleek bunched fists of oily power, my heart a chamber filled with slow thunder, quiet and unstressed; a towering damn trickling power, ticking over, headwaters of charged blood pent and latent."
Iain M. Banks do?
Is Reg the Vulture getting excited about a possible wingman?
Well, first off, that sentence would parse better with an extra 'a' after the second word.
But personally, I'd go to look at the monster crowds.
I've never seen a single monster, but multiple crowds of monsters in one place seems an opportunity too good to pass up.