Jobsy, give us something original...
you cheap sensation-mongering bastard!
What did the Romans give us? Roads, clean water, sewers, concrete....
And what did Steve Jobs give us? A few expensive plastic toys and some eye-candy so-called operating system or two. So some trendy overpaid musicians (so-called) and graphic designers (so-called) and scientists (so-called) and kids (so-called) like their stuff - well, they fucking would wouldn't they.
Solid command-line industry standard no-nonsense DOS on an IBM foundation - that's the way to go!!
And then elbowing into the serious mobile entertainment sector with a bloody do-nothing crowd-pleaser that spawned a whole fucking me-too stampede by PR-driven rivals who should have known better.
And then this fucking iPhone (so-called) bleeding cheek - Motorola and Ericsson not good enough for you, eh! Stuck-up pink satin shirted bastards...
You'd never see Dixon of Dock Green swallowing this toxic plastic confectionary candy-floss.
Next thing you know there'll be colour television, sliced bread and electrical gadgets to toast it with...
Paris cos she understands the age-old wisdom of real utility, although she's not so solid when it comes to attractive packaging to lure the punters...