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This morning in London, on billboards and in print, the world's most authoritarian leaders are "endorsing" the UK's Investigatory Powers Bill. The "New" Snoopers' Charter would make the UK "a world leader in surveillance," according to the Don't Spy on Us coalition, a collective of civil liberties organisations behind the …

  1. James 51

    Once again I have to hope the ECHR saves us from our government. No wonder the Tories want out of it.

    1. Adam 52 Silver badge

      As has been said many times before, the ECHR was designed to protect us from tyrants and it's doing its job.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        As has been said many times before, the ECHR was designed to protect us from tyrants and it's doing its job.

        Trying to. If anything, it needs more teeth to deal with the like of Teresa May and Vladimir Putin, not less.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Facepalm

        Drafted by a British tory politician and lawyer no less.

        1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

          Which one?

          The ECHR or the IPB?

          That... one... applies to both if memory serves right...

    2. Gotno iShit Wantno iShit

      It's not the desire of the Tories driving this. We're on our third PM and 6th home sec since this BS started and todays IPB is virtually unchanged from the original Snoopers Charter. Whitehall is driving this, the politicians we get to choose are just puppets.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Has anyone ever checked what sort of chemicals capable of inducing moderate to full-blown Blunkett levels of tyranny and paranoia are being piped into the Home Office water supply?

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Agreed

      We must remain in Europe because we cannot trust our own government as a whole...

      When our home secretary wants us to leave the European Convention on Human Rights, where we were a signatory, it makes things very scary... and makes you wonder who we have in power,

      I am just glad the cabinate is at least split over the issue, if a little shocked she wasn't imediately asked to resign after making the call... In my view even making the suggestion shows she is unfit for duty.

  2. Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse
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    To all at, and involved with the coalition...

    Keep up the good work. Naturally I can't speak for the rest of the Register community but I am 100% behind this campaign. The volume on this issue needs to be turned up massively so people really start to understand what is at stake... and I think this is a great start.

    Best of luck.

    1. James 51
      Flame

      Re: To all at, and involved with the coalition...

      I read this too quickly and read:

      people really start to understand what is at stake... and I think this is a great start.

      as

      people behind this can be burnt at the stake... and I think this is a great start.

      A bit far but it's a bonfire of rights. With these kind of powers, the met would have been able to investigate all those families who were embarrassing it from afar rather than having to send in undercover police people.

      1. Gordon 10

        Re: To all at, and involved with the coalition...

        Dontations can be made to the campaign

        HERE

        1. Hollerithevo

          Re: To all at, and involved with the coalition...

          Thanks, Mr 10. I have added my mite into their coffers. Presumably I am shortly to be on the Govt's 'keep an eye on that one' list.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: To all at, and involved with the coalition...

            You already are on their list, along with everyone else...

            1. Gordon 10

              Re: To all at, and involved with the coalition...

              At least we can all be on the list for a damn good reason now. Might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.

              Its the "ordinary people" I feel sorry for. If we techies feel sufficiently motivated if/when this goes through we'll be Tor'ing, VPN'ed up and using cruft generators whilst they get arrested for joking about bombing an airport in private 1:1 chats.

        2. Josco

          Re: To all at, and involved with the coalition...

          I, too, have added a smidgen to the cause and am no doubt on a little list somewhere.

  3. theModge

    Tried writing to my local MP (Gisela Stuart) about it.

    She was as less use than a Braille sundial.

    I got back a very long reply, but forwarded from home office, without her reading it. The letter I sent was in good time before the vote beseeching her to vote against and she apparently didn't read most of it - decided it was about this and forwarded a standard response. She abstained and didn't even take the trouble to lie about her reasons for so doing.

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    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Tried writing to my local MP (Gisela Stuart) about it.

      http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/10577/gisela_stuart/birmingham%2C_edgbaston

      So she's a Member, Intelligence and Security Committee of Parliament and doesn't have an opinion on this? Splendid...

    3. kryptonaut

      Re: Tried writing to my local MP (Gisela Stuart) about it.

      I had a similar standard reply - probably the same boilerplate - from Damian Hinds. It's infuriating.

      There really ought to be some way to force these b'stards to actually listen to the wishes of the people they allegedly represent - and if they don't know what those wishes are, then to take the trouble to find out.

      As I've said before, this costly exchange of privacy for the illusion of security needs to be put to a public referendum.

      1. SImon Hobson Bronze badge

        Re: Tried writing to my local MP (Gisela Stuart) about it.

        > There really ought to be some way to force these b'stards to actually listen to the wishes of the people they allegedly represent - and if they don't know what those wishes are, then to take the trouble to find out.

        Well for starters, you could go and see your MP in person at the surgery they are required to hold in their constituancy - much harder to ignore you and just forward boilerplate replies when it's a face-face discussion. Also, in a world where most "don't care", and most of the rest don't care beyond firing off an email, turning up ion person will have more impact on their view of the important of your views.

        But, the big problem is who your MP is. For a long time our local MP was a "career politician" climbing the greasy pole (and is now a Lord). As such, he rarely if ever worked against the official line of his party (Labour). Since most of my letters to him were against the then Labour government position, I didn't tend to get any replies at all other than acknowledgements and standard replies forwarded from other departments that usually didn't address the question(s) I asked. As such, I did sometimes wonder what was the point of having an MP when they had no interest in views of their constituents unless those views were in line with the party policy.

        My current MP ... not quite sure yet, but looks like being much the same.

  4. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    So all political parties are for it

    It's just the citizens that are against it.

    If I were a British citizen, I think I would be having a long, hard look at why I bother voting at all.

    1. WonkoTheSane
      Headmaster

      Re: So all political parties are for it

      Sadly, not voting is NOT voting no!

      1. theOtherJT Silver badge
        Unhappy

        Re: So all political parties are for it

        Sadly, not voting is NOT voting no!

        This is the biggest problem in modern politics. I despise practically every "representative" that I've been offered for the last 3 parliaments. I don't trust any of them. I don't believe any of them will represent my interests in any way.

        Not voting at all however achieves exactly the same, no representation. It's a nasty vicious circle. Short of running for office myself - something I consider myself entirely unfit to do - I have no idea where you even start to find a candidate that's worth the time of day.

        1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

          You may be unfit for running for office - but you are at least aware of the fact.

          That, in my opinion, makes you more fit than any of those clowns.

    2. Cynic_999

      Re: So all political parties are for it

      I haven't voted for years because that would make me complicit in the crimes my government commits. It's a bit like asking women to vote for the man they would most like to be raped by.

  5. Chika
    Big Brother

    All hail our dear leader!

    Or should that read "Viva el Presidente"?

    1. g e
      Joke

      Re: All hail our dear leader!

      You find buddy Holly in the attic next ;o)

  6. Alister

    Eric King, director of the Don't Spy on Us coalition, said: "We have been talking to all of the parties, our members include many cross-party organisations, and we're very enthused by the work that Kier Starmer [Labour MP] and Joanna Cherry [SNP MP] are doing. We hope there's going to be more opposition to what is a bill that we're still very concerned about."

    Unfortunately, our duly elected representatives have already had the opportunity to vote against this legislation, but chose instead to abstain, so effectively endorsing it by tacit consent.

  7. Roland6 Silver badge

    Classic FUD from Don't Spy on Us...

    "putting forward practice that is likely to be unlawful, and not just in a couple of areas, but some of the core areas of the bill," Eric King

    Well given there is little in the bill that isn't already being done (under the 1984 Telecomms Act), either current practice and hence what is contained in the bill is unlawful or not; "likely" does not really come into it...

    1. Adam 52 Silver badge

      Re: Classic FUD from Don't Spy on Us...

      Using "likely" is normal when a court has yet to rule, anything else is just an opinion. To some extent so is a lower court ruling.

      1. Roland6 Silver badge

        Re: Classic FUD from Don't Spy on Us...

        @Adam 52 - No problem with the comment, however, you've confirmed that 'likely' is a word a lawyer would use, not a pressure group...

    2. Tom 64

      Re: Classic FUD from Don't Spy on Us...

      "Well given there is little in the bill that isn't already being done (under the 1984 Telecomms Act)"

      I think you mean:

      "Well given there is little in the bill that isn't already being done (Lifted from George Orwell's 1984)"

      There, FTFY

  8. mstreet
    Big Brother

    George Orwell...

    ...must be rolling in his grave. I doubt when he penned 1984, he suspected it would be used as a guide book rather than a warning.

    1. AdamG57

      Re: George Orwell...

      'Rolling" in his grave? Well I guess 'spinning' has a new and different meaning when it comes to politics, thanks to the saintly Alistair Campbell... Whose government did read 1984 as a guide book, in addition to Machiavelli. Given that Orwell (a Blairite in his own way :-)) was at least as cynical as Machiavelli I rather hope he would have weighed the possibility that his work would benefit instead of discomfit the would be tyrant.

      Now I shall have to find a biography or interview to confirm or deny what Orwell felt about 1984... Or await the better educated commentator.

  9. JimBob01

    So Mr Howard...

    …is this what you were talking about when you accused the ECJ of interfering in the UK’s ability to defend itself?

  10. Hstubbe

    byebye UK

    The UK has always been pur 'horror story' when it comes to mass surveillance. Almost as bad as the USA and other oppressive regimes such as China and Russia. I say, about time the UK gets ejected from the EU.

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