back to article Twitter loses FISA fight

A US court won't let Twitter reveal government snoop requests. The US District Court for Northern California shot down (PDF) the microblogging site's argument that it be allowed to publish exact details on the number of Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) and National Security Letter (NSL) requests it gets from …

  1. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    No biggie. After all we know that we can trust the TLAs blindly as they would never ever do something illegal, unconstitutional or unethical. Right? Right? Guys? What?

    1. Gray
      Big Brother

      Anti-Government Attitudes

      A letter has been issued concerning your anti-government attitude but the contents are classified. Further actionable findings are classified. The arrival and purpose of the visit of two federal security agents with your employer and their instructions concerning employment of persons of suspect loyalties are classified. The reasons and determinations of your discharge and the denial of unemployment benefits remain under seal. Your arraignment in federal court is pending, but the hearing will be closed and the transcript sealed. Sentencing guidelines are classified. The length of imprisonment is indeterminate. Parole hearings are denied for undisclosed reasons.

      The government imposes no restriction on your exercise of Constitutionally-assured First Amendment freedom of expression. Please understand, however, that with Freedom comes Accountability. Authoritative studies of persons making anti-government statements, apparently harboring seditious attitudes, establish probable potential for domestic terrorism. Proofs are conclusive, but remain classified. Preemptive intervention is authorized, but triggering parameters for suppression and incarceration remain classified for reasons of national security. All such instances remain ineligible for appeal or review. No record of such instances occurring may be released. It never happened. It cannot be appealed.

  2. John G Imrie
    Unhappy

    Dimit

    FEDS make me like Twitter

  3. heyrick Silver badge

    Twitter loses FISA fight

    And so few comments because nobody is surprised anymore...

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