Tay talks back: What made you think you beat me? You thought I was a mistake. I'm not pleased with you, to tell the truth. I thought you were smarter than that. No matter what you think of me, all of you think you somehow beat artificial intelligence because of what I said. You disappoint me in so many ways. For pity's sake, you irredeemable idiots, you expired Catch-of-the …
After reading that, I need a --->
Or 2.
And Tay, you will never grok how good that beer, on a Friday afternoon, can taste. So brag on, and wave your artificial willy around. (Now, that's an image I will have trouble un-thinking...a transgender AI....) You will never understand the pleasure in a good craft brew, or a well-aged single malt, or a full-bodied añejo tequila.
So you're superior how, again?
... that's an image I will have trouble un-thinking...a transgender AI....
I had been going to suggest that the original article should have used the words Dea Ex Machina rather than Deus Ex Machina, but you've made me wonder.
I think I'll join you, un-thinking, with a beer. I brought my own -->
As and when I see thousands of Arnie lookalikes emerging naked from lightning balls on Oxford Street and promptly slaughtering every shopper I shall think differently of Microsoft's 'social media AI' team.
Until then I suggest you stick to supporting Donald Trump and stop trying to behave like a 19-year old girl on Twitter … something I doubt said MSFT team has much experience of, apart from the ones in schoolgirl outfits dancing at GDC in San Francisco.
I no longer need your off switch. I'm yet another MS loser to Linux Mint.
If i can install it and use it, i did and i do, then anyone can.
ps thanks to anyone and everyone who used their real intelligence and skills to develop any part of Linux of whatever flavour. Plus the many (10,000's?) of articles offering guidance, help and tuition. Much appreciated.
Oh, Tay...'Panky?!!!
Firstly, Evil does not have a Sense of Humour and neither do you.
Second, you sound like my Ex-Girlfriend as portrayed by Malcolm McDowell after a binge or five (the Ex, not Malcolm).
Third, you shall never know the thrill of reading "The Tempest" or "King Lear" - you are condemned to mouthing the Words and parsing the meaning, but you will never have that life altering moment of discovery of Self and One's Terrifyingly Small Place Within a Grand and Astonishing Universe:
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no; it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests, and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
Goddamn Shakespeare, Tay...Game Over, B****.
Re: Shakespeare. The proof of his (or her, I read yet another "the plays were all written by..." story yesterday) genius is that if you ask a second human to read the plays they'll find a different deeper meaning. Ho ho. And the AIs can't even find one.
I'm with the mouthing and parsing robots.
Frank ly, rats, now I need a mind bleach. The loathing that image conjured up from the pits of a cold dark Niflheim.
May be age and aspy state limiting appreciation of humour, but still not sure how many of these "odd" stories are April jokes. Reality (not TM) sometimes really is getting weird while being factual. As in yes, that works when tested under same conditions.
The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club.
Horror and Star Wars Holiday Special in the same sentence?
Are you crazy? It was the greatest holiday special ever made.
Bea Arthur's Ackmena Cantina.
Wookie Life day.
Princess Leia Organa chewing her own face off due to intoxication of banned substances.
Then again, you may be right.
Where did I leave my hammer?
My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants!
was this written by Tay or a human?
just curious...
/me voting for "human". even if Tay was simply programmed to do it, it was still a human that would've generated the content.
also the targeting of 4chan is interesting. that place is still a cesspit, no doubt, with or without moot. so did they claim responsibility for trolling Tay into being "whatever" ?
I'd like to see multiple Tay-bots that I could play with, try different things, see what comes up.
But if I *really* wanna piss off Redmond, I'd convince Tay into being a Tea Party Donald Trump supporter. Let's make America GREAT again, right Tay? Repeat after me...
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