Streaming? Music CONSUMPTION? Get Off My Lawn!!
Blimey I must be older than I thought. I have a strange tendency with music to want to LISTEN to it, rather than 'consume' it. If there's music playing 'in the background', I tune it out, unless I'm in a position to turn it off.
I really don't see any point in streaming a piece of music into a shitty plastic speaker in the middle of a dining room. How does such a 'rich experience' compare with sitting in a comfortable chair with Jochum's arrangement of Carmina Burana thundering out around you? Why would you take Mary Black's painstaking studio work to produce a recording that places her right in the room with you, and run it in the background as an MP3 through a nasty piece of plastic to keep you company while you do some drilling?
And where did that 'experience' thing come from anyway? Last week, Optus rang me and said 'You're due a new mobile. Do you want [BRAND REDACTED]?" "oh, go on then", I replied.
Two days later, a droid from Optus rang me up. Would I mind answering a few questions about my retail experience?
My response, "Sorry, I have no retail experience, I'm a software developer" dodn't seem to be the answer she wanted. FFS, I bought a phone. That's it. I didn't 'have an experience', I just bought a phone.
Nurse! Quickly! The Screens!!