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New images from NASA's New Horizons Pluto probe suggest the used-to-be-a-planet possesses methane-frost-covered mountains. The image at the top of this story (or here for readers on mobile devices) shows Pluto (left) and in the insert depicts what NASA describes as “a mountain range located in southeast Cthulhu that’s 260 …

  1. Long John Brass
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    This pleases me more than I would like to admit

    “a mountain range located in southeast Cthulhu that’s 260 miles (420 kilometres) long.”

    South-east Cthulu?! This is a place!?

    Just too awesome for words

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Devil

      Re: This pleases me more than I would like to admit

      I'm sure someone was going to buy up Detroit and rename it C'thulu, until the Black Brotherhood protested that there are some places that are even too depressing for Him.

      1. Jedit Silver badge

        "there are some places that are even too depressing for Him"

        If Cthulhu shares his creator's views on black people, depression won't be the reason he doesn't live in Detroit. That is not dead which can eternal lie, but thankfully that doesn't apply to death of the author.

        1. asdf

          Re: "there are some places that are even too depressing for Him"

          Being able to get his whole collection for $1 on the kindle (long live public domain and fug you Disney for trying to take it away) make his stories just entertaining enough to look past his virulent racism. No way I give a modern author the benefit of the doubt of even being half as big a bigot though. Excellent creepy universe he created but not sure about naming things in the real world after it though.

          1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
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            Re: "there are some places that are even too depressing for Him"

            Definitely recommending Houellebecq on Lovecraft

          2. Havin_it

            Re: "there are some places that are even too depressing for Him"

            Chomping my way through an anthology at the moment as it goes. There's a definite sense of, shall we say, "time and place" about some of the language, to be sure (the cat's name in The Rats in the Walls springs to mind). Yet you're quite right that it should get some forgiveness for emanating from a less enlightened time. It's not (thus far) stuck out as being "virulently" racist, more just generally of a high level of xenophobia: there are expressions of prejudice against all sorts of "others" be they black, eskimo, South Sea, "rurals" [hillbillies], Cajuns, and indeed the many then-still-geographically-self-segregated populations hailing from distinct European countries, e.g. the Dutch or the Irish. Nautical types, even. He's pretty much an equal-opportunities bigot. I haven't seen anything about Hispanics yet, which seems odd in the modern USA context, but I'm only a third of the way through the book.

            I think despite all this he did sort of acknowledge the USA to be a "broad church" where all these peoples had their place; though integration certainly wasn't on his agenda. I think it fitting to meditate on this mindset given how our country and indeed continent are currently addressing questions of demographic change that seem to bring out the Lovecraft in many of us, from what I've seen.

            1. A. Coatsworth Silver badge

              Re: "there are some places that are even too depressing for Him"

              Given that one of the leaders of the Cult in The Call of Cthulhu was a very old half-blood[1] called Castro, I think the Hispanics are also well covered in Lovecraft's rainbow of xenophobia.

              [1] I haven't read The Call of Cthulhu in its original language, only a Spanish translation. I am not completely sure what was the original word that was translated as "mestizo".

              1. Old Handle

                Re: "there are some places that are even too depressing for Him"

                I just checked and apparently mestizo was the original word. Anyway, rainbow of xenophobia is right. I've heard it suggested that xenophobia is at the core of all his stories. While that might be an exaggeration, it's certainly true that someone messing with the other in some form and bringing about terrible consequences is a theme he repeated many times.

                I'm tempted to say he was also afraid of change, but considering investigating ancient ruins and making technological progress were about equally likely to cause catastrophe, that one might be harder to argue.

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  2. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    First the heart, now there's ice - that's no dwarf planet, that's a fully functional marketing device for Langnese ice-cream!

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Cthulhu?

    how chthonic.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Mushroom

    So--methane frost-topped mountains?

    No apres-ski smoking allowed!!

  5. Winkypop Silver badge
    Trollface

    Regardless

    Send the snowboarders, now.

    1. asdf

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      Yep let them go ruin the moguls somewhere I'll never ski.

      1. asdf

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        And for the record yes skilled snowboarders don't take the top off moguls but the only time you see only skilled snowboarders on the slopes is on TV. Pretty consistently you do see the reason the ski patrol is on the bunny slope is due to some dumbass deciding to try snowboarding without head gear.

  6. magickmark

    Now all we need is an area within that called the Plateau of Leng

    You may find this amusing

    http://hyperbolation.com/2011/11/humans-habitats/

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