You're a cybercrime kingpin. You need a new evil lackey. How much do you tell them?

"Cybercrooks, much like ethical security defenders, are facing a skills crisis and difficulties in recruiting qualified staff. "

Simon Raven wrote a novel "Brother Cain" on that subject. A new recruit was proposed to a non-governmental covert international organisation by his aunt "who knew a man" - and he was taken on without a thorough check of his abilities. In spite of his many previous career failings - he turned out to have some principles about killing people.

https://books.google.co.uk/books/about/Brother_Cain.html?id=Uurt-QZIJe0C&source=kp_cover&hl=en

I am interested in the role of cybercrime evil lackey

Please forward a full job description and details of the benefits package. I am only interested in this vacancy if (a) there is a 401k plan and (b) it is only invested in ethical companies. Also, is there an annual Macbook Pro upgrade?

Pfft.

Everyone knows the first requirement for henchpersons is "must look good in black".

Have they checked sales of white cats?

I think the hackers have got at the article

Considering the atrocious grammar in bits of it.

clueless script kiddies

would you please make it a little more... vibrant? The "script kiddies", and how useless / clueless they are, pops up so often it makes an impression you forgot what you put in the first paragraph by the beginning of the next.