Driven to Far
Driven to Far
(sung to the tune of Drive My Car...)
Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said baby, can't you see
I wanna get even, and be real happy
I’m driving down to Florida wear’n a nappy.
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
I told the judge that my butt is real sore
He said baby, its from what you wore
Driving to Orlando is all very OK
But you should have stopped and gone Pott-a
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
I told that girl to get out of her car
When she said listen babe stay back real far
I got no lover and it's breaking my heart
But I'm wearing diapers and I got to fart
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah