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UK internet service provider (ISP) Sky Broadband will turn on family filters by default for all new subscribers as of 2016. Sky's “Broadband Shield”is currently an opt-in affairs and offers three levels of content filtering – PG, 13 and 18. The first two settings filter out material related to suicide, drug use, file-sharing …

  1. seven of five

    At the forefront of technology

    Sky, putting the new 451 error code to good use.

  2. John70

    Sky Movies

    Just waiting for the first stories to appear that blocks Sky's On Demand service from showing films that "may contain sexual scenes".

  3. Dan 55 Silver badge

    the PM and the media mogul are reported to have recently enjoyed Christmas drinks together

    As have Osborne and the media mogul the day before announcing that the BBC was going to be royally fucked.

    Won't be sorry to see the back of him.

  4. Tony S

    Ambivalent

    I don't use Sky, so ... Meh.

    I also tend not to indulge too much in the "adult" movies, so I wouldn't be that bothered.

    But I am grown up; I can make my own decisions. I know that there are people with kids that clearly don't provide the appropriate guidance for their offspring, but that's their problem. What worries me is that this is often just the first step on a slippery slope. When one individual decides that he or she "knows better" than me, I have to question that view and their motives.

    1. Phil Kingston

      Re: Ambivalent

      With it being Sky, I wouldn't be surprised if their motives included ads on the "we've stopped you visiting this page because your parents said so" page. Which the kids'll see for 3, maybe 4, seconds before they're on their phones to their mate who knows about VPNs/proxies.

    2. Vimes

      Re: Ambivalent

      I don't use Sky, but I have had problems in the past with Virgin Media nagging me repeatedly via email about their filter despite opting out.

      Personally if I was faced with this I would be strongly tempted to call up customer services and make things as awkward for them as possible: 'What did you do to my porn?? Where's my porn??? Why can't I view grannyfanny.com???'

      1. JetSetJim
        Paris Hilton

        Re: Ambivalent

        > Why can't I view grannyfanny.com???'

        I so hope that isn't a valid URL

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Ambivalent

          I so hope that isn't a valid URL

          Only one way to find out...

          ...yes it is.

          1. JetSetJim
            Mushroom

            Re: Ambivalent

            >Only one way to find out...

            >...yes it is.

            A brave man indeed, but I'm at work. Still, it is a bit like the big red button with the "don't push me" sticker on it.

      2. Graham Marsden
        Unhappy

        @Vimes - Re: Ambivalent

        > I would be strongly tempted to call up customer services and make things as awkward for them as possible

        Unfortunately, of course, this will just be awkward for some call centre drone who had nothing to do with Uncle Rupert and Nanny David's puritanical decision making... :-(

        1. Vimes

          Re: @Vimes - Ambivalent @Graham Marsden

          ... this will just be awkward for some call centre drone...

          Even if I decide to call the MDs office?

          Incidentally in the case of Sky, the main switchboard number for head office appears to be 0207 705 3000.

          1. Graham Marsden

            Re: @Vimes - Ambivalent @Graham Marsden

            > Even if I decide to call the MDs office?

            Then you get the switchboard drone who is unlikely to put you through... :-(

    3. Velv
      Childcatcher

      Re: Ambivalent

      "But I am grown up; I can make my own decisions"

      Which is all Sky is asking you to do - decide to open up a certain class of content, or decide to leave it blocked.

      And yes, there are some rubbish parents out there who don't provide appropriate guidance for their offspring. But that's not "their problem", its societies problem. We all have a responsibility to provide guidance otherwise who is going to break the cycle of unguided kids becoming bad parents. Guidance is different from being told what to say and think - we've got religion indoctrinating our kids into that cycle.

      1. Tom Chiverton 1

        Re: Ambivalent

        "Which is all Sky is asking you to do - decide to open up a certain class of content, or decide to leave it blocked."

        You are assuming the filter works. It doesnt (it both over blocks non-porn and under blocks actual porn).

      2. Annihilator

        Re: Ambivalent

        "Which is all Sky is asking you to do - decide to open up a certain class of content, or decide to leave it blocked."

        No, they're providing a stunted Internet connection and then asking you if you want to unblock it.

        They emailed me a while ago saying it was there if I wanted it, I politely ignored it. But now they're forcing it onto new users and giving them the choice to undo it.

        "Opt out" effectively assumes you want this switch on. It should be my choice to select something, not my choice to not select something. Email spam sign ups are exactly the same.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Ambivalent

          It's not such a big deal! If you want access to such sites, switch it on and move on. Would you leave adult VHS videos lying around for anyone to view or would you keep them in a place where only adults can access them?

      3. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Ambivalent

        "Which is all Sky is asking you to do - decide to open up a certain class of content, or decide to leave it blocked."

        Exactly. And it's only for new subscribers. They aren't turning it on (fnar fnar) for everyone.

        Even some of the Kodi add-ons which offer some "adult" content default to off unless you enable it.

    4. phuzz Silver badge
      Headmaster

      Re: Ambivalent

      Well, you can find plenty of images of human genitalia on Wikipedia if you search for the right terms (such as "genitalia"), so I guess this should result in more kids not coping their homework from there?

      (I can't believe that anyone thinks they'd get away with something like that, I used to copy chunks of books for my homework, but I'd at least spend five minutes putting it in my own words)

    5. Joe Montana

      Re: Ambivalent

      I don't know about Sky specifically, but the adult content filter on several mobile networks blocks more than just porn...

      The one on EE seems to block "hacking" related sites, so i had to request that it be unblocked on my work phone (i work in network security and need to read about exploits and security flaws).

      The one on three seems to do some kind of SSL interception which downgrades SSL connections to using RC4 encryption (tested by connecting to google both with and without the adult filter on), and this completely breaks any connections to hosts which don't support RC4 at all, so i had to turn this off just to access my email.

    6. Geoffrey W

      Re: Ambivalent

      @Tony S "I don't use Sky, so ... Meh."

      First they came for Sky but I don't use Sky, so I did nothing...etc etc...

  5. Ru'

    This is a great idea. To think little Jonny and Jonnyetta will now be totally safe, and for sure won't find out how to immediately bypass these controls from the bad kids in the playground...

    (I guess it's actually a fun little IT lesson/project for kids)

    1. Vimes

      http://dilbert.com/strip/1996-01-24

  6. John Miles 1

    Whats the problem

    If you don't want the web shield then turn it off. Is it really that difficult ?

    1. John Robson Silver badge

      Re: Whats the problem

      Yes - because it's the principle.

      You shouldn't have to opt in to various categories of content - partly because there is absolutely no chance that the categorisation will be accurate and complete, making it completely pointless to start with, but also that there *will* be false positives...

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Whats the problem

      I believe the problem is not that you can turn it off but the explicit action by the user to confirm they want to view content.

      This leads to the following assumptions,

      The user is now in a database that confirms they view pornography.

      If the user has children that use their internet connection this could be used as a failing in the duty of care by allowing access to unsuitable material.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Whats the problem

        >>confirms they view pornography.

        Not really. The phone I was given a few years ago at work had a filter on by default. It blocked some pages that it really shouldn't have. Including brocade.com which, as a storage techie, was kind of important to me. So the filter was switched off. And if they thought that meant I watched porn then they could go fuck themselves. Which of course I would watch.

        1. dotdavid

          Re: Whats the problem

          >> confirms they view pornography.

          > Not really

          I think the problem isn't that you or I or any other reasonable person will assume it confirms they view pornography, but that some politician, puritan lobby group or someone else in a position of power will assume it confirms they view pornography.

          1. Phil W

            Re: Whats the problem

            "some politician, puritan lobby group or someone else in a position of power will assume it confirms they view pornography."

            Even that isn't actually the problem.

            The problem is that people, particularly those kinds of people, consider pornography to be 100% bad, morally reprehensible and degrading to women, a terrible evil thing that shouldn't be allowed to exist.

            Which clearly means that if you have chosen to have access to it then you are also 100% bad, morally reprehensible person who degrades women and shouldn't be allowed to live.

            1. TitterYeNot

              Re: Whats the problem

              "The problem is that people, particularly those kinds of people, consider pornography to be 100% bad, morally reprehensible and degrading to women, a terrible evil thing that shouldn't be allowed to exist."

              Yes, it's quite satisfying seeing the pained, conflicted expression on those kinds of people's faces when they're asked how gay pornography can be considered misogynistic and degrading to women, and as it obviously isn't it must be OK, surely, as they're usually the sort of people who consider gay porn to be just short of unbridled satanism.

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      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Whats the problem

        "he user is now in a database that confirms they view pornography."

        In a way that they wouldn't be if the ISP keeps a record of websites you visit as already required by law?

        "If the user has children that use their internet connection this could be used as a failing in the duty of care by allowing access to unsuitable material."

        Show me the law that is contravened. Point to any case history where this has been relevant. Kids get taken into care because their parents are neglectful or actively intent on harming their kids. You're jumping at shadows.

        1. codejunky Silver badge

          Re: Whats the problem

          @AC

          "Show me the law that is contravened. Point to any case history where this has been relevant. Kids get taken into care because their parents are neglectful or actively intent on harming their kids. You're jumping at shadows."

          The UKIP fostering scandal where political views were considered grounds to accuse adults of not being suitable parents.

    3. hplasm
      Meh

      Re: Whats the problem

      Apart from anything else- you are paying the same for half the service- if that.

    4. Mike Bell

      Re: Whats the problem

      Scunthorpe.

    5. codejunky Silver badge

      Re: Whats the problem

      @ John Miles 1

      If you want the web shield then turn it on. Is it really that difficult ?

      FIFY

    6. Tachikoma

      Re: Whats the problem

      I prefer the BT approach, every time you add a new device to the network you get a little page pop up when you go on the internet asking if you want to enable or disable filtering on that device. The kids stuff has it, mine doesn't.

      1. Anonymous C0ward

        Re: Whats the problem

        "every time you add a new device to the network you get a little page pop up"

        Which I can see being great for headless / text-only devices.

        1. Crazy Operations Guy

          Re: Whats the problem

          "headless / text-only devices"

          Which can be circumvented by allowing specific UserAgents through without issue (Device connects to page, page detects its a text-only device or is a REST client or something and adds it to the 'do not filter list').

          1. Anonymous C0ward

            Re: Whats the problem

            "allowing specific UserAgents through"

            Which renders it wide open to user agent spoofing through a simple extension which can be installed in a real browser by a non-admin user.

        2. Tachikoma
          Happy

          Re: Whats the problem

          Which I can see being great for headless / text-only devices.

          I didn't realise ASCII porn was still a thing, my bad!

    7. Graham Marsden
      Boffin

      @John Miles 1 - Re: Whats the problem

      I suggest you look at the "success" of such filtering systems like that of Australia where it wasn't just porn that was being blocked, but other sites which were considered to be "objectionable".

      If you want your ISP to block stuff, feel free to ASK them to do it, but don't be so arrogant as to assume that everyone else wants the Nanny State to tell them what they can or cannot see, simply because you don't like it.

    8. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

      Re: Whats the problem

      And if you've got nothing to hide there's no real need for privacy, right?

    9. Geoffrey W

      Re: Whats the problem

      The worserer problem is that your wife/husband/significant other will look at the account and say "You turned off the porn filter. Why?"

  7. astrax

    Look...

    It's a commendable action, even if it is somewhat misguided. The actual problem is the lack of understanding from parents. I compare this particular scenario to work; you can block websites 'til your heart's content, but there's no real substitute for Hawk Eye observation and monitoring. That said, I think he's busy with the next Avengers movie so Sky's implementation is a reasonable start.

  8. xj650t
    FAIL

    Isn't this DNS based blocking

    So anyone sensible isn't using the crap sky DNS servers anyway so remind me again what the point is.

    1. wolfetone Silver badge

      Re: Isn't this DNS based blocking

      The idiots who don't supervise their children using computers won't know what a DNS is, so it's really for them.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Isn't this DNS based blocking

        Really? It's just DNS? Well, seeing as I run my own DNS which blocks social network bollocks and ads I guess I'm a step ahead of them.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Isn't this DNS based blocking

      So anyone sensible isn't using the crap sky DNS servers anyway so remind me again what the point is.

      Sky have thought of that, which is why they lock down the DNS settings in their crap routers. Of course you can get around that with a little bit of effort on some devices, but not all.

  9. wolfetone Silver badge

    I am amazed that we live in an age where a child can see other children being killed on the 6 o'clock news, can walk in to any newsagent and see sexualised images on the cover of magazines, but the parents who would rather the state taught their children right from wrong cry and moan that it's too easy to search "tits" on Google.

    Happy 25th birthday Internet.

    1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

      walk in to any newsagent and see sexualised images

      Why newsagent?

      Walk into the child toy isle in Sainsbury/Tesco/Name Your Retailer here. Take a careful look at the "Disney Fairy" line of merchandise. Not that the stick insect with t*ts ones are any different,

      1. Bernard M. Orwell

        Re: walk in to any newsagent and see sexualised images

        Equally, pick any TV "music" channel.

        the moronic worjship of Ass, Cash & Guns, all uncensored, all massively inappropriate for children.

        You can even use Sky to view them.

    2. Tony S

      "I am amazed that we live in an age where a child can see other children being killed on the 6 o'clock news, can walk in to any newsagent and see sexualised images on the cover of magazines, but the parents who would rather the state taught their children right from wrong cry and moan that it's too easy to search "tits" on Google."

      My point precisely. Someone else is trying to dictate what is "right" for me to see. And sure as eggs is eggs, that will change when they decide that I should only be allowed to see things that they approve of (whilst probably themselves indulging in the specific acts that they say none of the proletariat should see).

    3. Old Handle
      Headmaster

      Pedant's Note: The World Wide Web isn't the internet. The internet is at least 33, possibly as old as 46, depending on what you regard as its birth.

    4. Anonymous C0ward

      too easy to search "tits" on Google

      What if I wanted to identify the birds I saw in my garden? (snigger)

    5. Robert Baker

      "the parents who would rather the state taught their children right from wrong cry and moan that it's too easy to search "tits" on Google"

      Which could be a problem for the kids if they're trying to do homework on the wild birds of Britain.

  10. Fading

    Time to ring up Sky Broadband....

    "Hi is that Sky broadband - I've heard you can now block pron sites?"

    "Yes sir indeed we can"

    "Excellent may I have a full list of the sites that are blocked using you new routers?"

    "Of course - we can send the list to your sky email account."

    "Sorry I don't have a Sky account any chance you can email the list to *****@virgin.net?"

    "We can - are you thinking of joining Sky to get this service?"

    "Dear lord no - just wanted to get my weekend sorted....."

    1. JetSetJim

      Re: Time to ring up Sky Broadband....

      Hell, publish the list and lets see what Rupe thinks is too naughty for us proles. I doubt any conflict of interest will show up at all, considering his extensive media interests...

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Time to ring up Sky Broadband....

      Here you go,

      http://help.sky.com/articles/websites-blocked-under-order-of-the-high-court

      http://www.ukispcourtorders.co.uk/

      https://help.virginmedia.com/system/selfservice.controller?CMD=VIEW_ARTICLE&ARTICLE_ID=162865&CURRENT_CMD=SEARCH&CONFIGURATION=1001&PARTITION_ID=1&USERTYPE=1&LANGUAGE=en&COUNTY=us&VM_CUSTOMER_TYPE=Cable

      https://help2.talktalk.co.uk/access-restricted-certain-file-sharing-websites

      It's a good job there are no proxies out there with which to access any of these sites...

      1. JetSetJim

        Re: Here you go

        So that's the list of filesharing sites, what about the sites that offend their morals because their are too many flesh tones rendered?

  11. Joe Harrison

    Might rebound on them

    A lot of people genuinely have no idea about filters, routers, DNS, browser. I'm not calling them stupid it's merely that they are not interested, their expertise is not in tech, and they just want to "go on the internet". If they run up against a block they will scratch their heads and move on rather than call the helpdesk.

    I'm guessing that this particular ISP will just acquire a reputation as "that one where half the sights [sic] don't work".

  12. kmac499

    New Business Opportunity

    How about an ISP that offers just Smut, Porn, Grumble flicks etc..

    Coupled with a web browser tuned for ahem touch screen devices and singled handed operation.

  13. Martin hepworth

    correction system

    Depends is they have a decent correction system for things they have mis-classified.

  14. Anonymous C0ward

    They'll probably also block things like sex advice (age of consent is 16, and some kids younger than that are having ill-informed unsafe sex too), gambling (you can play the lottery at 16), other sites that have some offensive content but are mostly harmless (YouTube, 9gag). But going deeper than on/off would be too much of an administrative burden for some parents.

  15. MrWibble

    Hope the filter lists are better than Virgin Mobile

    I don't care about porn, but being blocked from viewing the lottery results, or the El Reg forums, meant I had to have it turned off (this was a few years ago, mind - it may be better now)

    When I phoned up to get it switched off, I was asked "what are the URLs of the sites you're trying to view"!

    1. Valerion

      Re: Hope the filter lists are better than Virgin Mobile

      When I phoned up to get it switched off, I was asked "what are the URLs of the sites you're trying to view"!

      I'm surprised they don't block anything with "Virgin" in it anyway!

  16. Blipvert
    Thumb Down

    HARSH!!

    I knew Murdoch was pissed off, when he lost the Star Wars franchise, but i didn't think he'd kick down this badly;)

    ( can we have a 'middle finger' icon please?)

  17. Lyndon Hills 1

    Family filters??

    Sounds like this would be a filter to block families. There must be a better name, perhaps one inspired by Vimes 'Ambivalent' post above.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wow.

    Even the puritans in the US are like "Wow, really?"

  19. Old Handle
    IT Angle

    Out of curiosity, since this doesn't seem to be explained in the article, which level of filtering will be the default? Is there any chance it defaults to "18" (blocks suspected malware and phishing only) and we're being too hard on them? Or have the gone full retard and set it to PG?

  20. Crazy Operations Guy

    Not looking forward to explaining to the wife

    I wonder how many people are put in the awkward position of telling their significant others why they wanted the porn blockers turned off.

    1. codejunky Silver badge

      Re: Not looking forward to explaining to the wife

      @ Crazy Operations Guy

      "I wonder how many people are put in the awkward position of telling their significant others why they wanted the porn blockers turned off."

      Really? Hell mine watches more than I do and that is an achievement. May be worth discussing with her, you may share more in common than you thought (and its good news if you do)

  21. Cynicalmark
    Facepalm

    Yet again...

    When they did this the first time I lost not only my mail, but also my vpn connection to remote server - I work from home on embedded systems and this silly filter is a total sCuntHorpe up the mAss filtering. When i got it removed the last time they kept repeating on the phone 'so you want to remove the adult content filter' - judgemental aholes.

    Oi politicians ! Any 13 year old can get past the security of this muppetry which just slows the connection and hides with false positives what we may need to see - bits and bytes not boobies please!!!!!!!!!!

  22. John H Woods Silver badge

    SKY: "Can I ask what you mainly use the internet for?"

    Me: "Porn"

    *agent chokes on coffee*

    After all, The Internet is for Porn

  23. DiViDeD

    ermm, those filtered categories...

    Suicide? by all means

    Pornography? certainly

    Drug Use? a reasonabĺe position

    But file sharing? What's next? Unsettling politics? Greenpeace? Al Jazeera?

    Of course I realise that, to Rupert's little mind, file sharing is an anagram of 'filthy evil pirates wot are destroying the livelihood of elderly parasites in suits', but think on.

    A filter, on by default, which prevents access to stuff somebody else, somebody unaccountable to anyone, has decided you should not be allowed to read. Does that really sound like a good idea to anyone?

    Anyone remember GTA San Andreas? 'All the news the government wants you to hear.'

  24. raving angry loony

    Meanwhile...

    Invasive advertising, tracking, and privacy violations at every turn will continue to be "opt out", assuming you can find the form, and they don't sneak a "cancel that" tick box on a 23 page form they make you fill out for the slightest request.

  25. NeilPost Silver badge

    Sky TV

    Perhaps they should also put it on their Sky TV platform, by default too, blocking Babestation and the rest of the plethora of skanky grind-viewing channels.

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