back to article Senate asks DHS: you don't negotiate with terrorists, but do you pay off ransomware?

The US Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs wants to know how secured government PCs are against ransomware, and whether any agencies have paid off hackers to unlock their files. In a pair of open letters to the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Attorney General Loretta Lynch, Senators Tom …

  1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Obvious question

    With their access to zero-day exploits and everyones internet connections - how many of the ransom-ware attacks were BY the DHS ?

    1. waldo kitty
      Devil

      Re: Obvious question

      you give too much credit where none is due ;)

      the real questions are (#1) if their backups are current and (#2) properly done so that ransomware encryptions of their data don't overwrite existing backups and (#3) if they have paid ransomware demands, was that employee sacked and made to pay out of their own pocket for their stupidity...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Obvious question

        No one has ever been sacked by the US government for stupidity or incompetence.

        Can you imagine all of the vast, empty, eerily quiet buildings.....

        1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

          Re: Obvious question

          At least the Republicans will acheive their dream of reducing the size of the Federal Gubbermint

    2. Mark 85

      Re: Obvious question

      I think you're confusing DHS with NSA. But, since they supposedly (roll-eyes) work together... easy to mix them up.

      As for ransomware... not the American way. They don't want our money, they want our undivided faith and belief (and a budget and power) that their getting their way is a good thing.

  2. a_yank_lurker

    Feral Government

    So the dumber than fleas (Mark Twain) expects the totally clueless to have an idea of how to handle ransomware. I am not so sure that a successful ransomware attack against the feral government would not be blessing. They would not be harassing anyone for a few months as they try to clean up the mess.

    To improve the feral government mismanagement they need to hire a few PHBs. Yes there is something worse than a PHB.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    They forgot the most pertinent question

    Which would cost more - paying off the ransomware scum, or compiling pointless and lengthy reports for congress critters who won't understand it anyway, beyond its potential for a few soundbites, slagging off the executive, and some posturing in front of the cameras?

    1. Roq D. Kasba

      Re: They forgot the most pertinent question

      Yes and no - being on a 'suckers list' is only going to mean more, bigger trouble next time. Going through the pain and making a deal about it means internal education.

    2. Solmyr ibn Wali Barad

      Re: They forgot the most pertinent question

      Some of them do understand.

      m.theregister.co.uk/2015/06/02/itsavvy_congressmen_to_feds_can_your_cryptobackdoor_campaign/

      m.theregister.co.uk/2015/05/01/congress_gives_bipartisan_bollocking_to_fbi_over_encryption_backdoors/

  4. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
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    And the answers are?

    ...or is this article pretty pointless in an effort to be "first"?

    Looking forward to the follow-up article with actual news to report on the answers to the posed questions.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: And the answers are?

      The answers would obviously be secret as a matter of national security ie. government embarrassment

  5. chivo243 Silver badge
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    This proves

    that data is more valuable than human life... Bravo? Pay ransom for humans or ransomware? Paying for data wins out?

  6. Paul Crawford Silver badge

    NSA help?

    With the billions of dollars in funding and all-seeing surveillance, can''t they do something useful to help out the government departments they are supposed to serve?

    You know like catching the perpetrators, recovering data, that sort of thing...

    1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

      Re: NSA help?

      The NSA is a big black hole that sucks up the worlds data. Sorta like Sharepoint. What goes in never comes out (in any recognisable form)

      1. 6th
        Trollface

        Re: NSA help?

        That was just mean associating the NSA with SharePoint.

        What did the NSA ever do to you to get dragged so low :-)

        1. ttlanhil
          Big Brother

          Re: NSA help?

          National Sharepoint Agency?

  7. swschrad

    NostrilDrippus Predicts! (tm) has their answer!

    "Uh, like, security means we can't divulge that, you know. You expected anything else?"

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