Re: Carbon sequestration?
Wait I got some input on that.
In the USA, there is an actual tax credit. It is claimed on form 8933, Carbon Dioxide Sequestration Credit. The credit is $20.73 per metric ton of Carbon Dioxide put into secure geological storage. But you have to store at least 500,000 tons of CO2 to be eligible for the credit.
So, my plan to ceremoniously encase 24 cans of Coca Cola into a cement block and properly sequester it by letting it "swim with the fishes" was not enough for the Sequestration credit to kick in. Then I thought: What if we outlaw all champagne? Would that work? The environmentalists are sure-fire kill-joys, and will try anything, just like the temperance folks of old, which in turn provided us with drive-by shootings, Al Capone & the Kennedys. So, if that happens, it's "no champagne for you!", and you no longer can "pop the question", "this question", or "any question", because that would release CO2. Instead, they'll pop you if you do that. Then we certainly won't get a kick from champagne, but a sure kick in the head from the environmental protectorizers.
Where will this lead to? : Breathing in will be tax free, but breathing out will require a "CO2 release permit" with the related fees and taxes. Just put the needed tax stamp right near your mouth, so the tax man can see that you are "legally breathing out". Holding your breath does not work to well in the long run. Which of course brings us to the fact that, yes, sexual activity does involve a certain time period of fairly heavy breathing, which releases more CO2, which kills the planet, which requires a "temporary heavy breathing license, fee, tax and insurance". For those purposes, the specific tax stamp can be affixed to your ass, not my ass, or may be the back of your hand, which you know like the back of your hand. Of course, we are not inhumane, so there will be a special form "3210 - Short sex affidavit" in which married couples can apply for a refund by certifying that the whole thing didn't last longer than 2 minutes - hence, they'd be eligible for a full refund. The usual "de minimis" exception.
It all makes sense now.