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An investigation is underway as to whether US military personnel tried to get the government to foot the bill for a total of $96,576 (£63,268) spent on strippers in Las Vegas. The Pentagon's Inspector General is also looking into claims the personnel tried to expense $952,258 (£623,838) spent in casinos. The claims first …

  1. werdsmith Silver badge

    Considering that the guys are signed up to die for you if necessary, let them have their damn strippers if they want.

    We're only talking less than the cost of discharging a single instance of one weapon here after all.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      For $4,000, I'd want multiple discharges of my weapon.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      On their money, sure.

  2. oldtaku Silver badge
    Flame

    Just strippers? The Pentagon contractors in Afghanistan expense child sex slaves. As do the Afghani commanders, government officials, and officers down the line. Paid for by US taxpayers since it's just part of their rich cultural heritage.

    That may change now that NYT's pulled the rock off it, but 10 years of that makes strippers look pretty tame.

    1. x 7

      "The Pentagon contractors in Afghanistan expense child sex slaves"

      a statement like that desperately needs some kind of proof......which contractors? Where are the children procured? What evidence have you got? If you think what you say is true, then why have you done nothing about it?

      1. Chris 244

        I think he is referring to this:

        http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/11/19/why-was-firefighter-marine-reserve-maj-jason-brezler-betrayed.html

        http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/at-night-we-can-hear-them-screaming-u-s-soldiers-told-to-ignore-afghan-allies-abuse-of-boys

      2. ecofeco Silver badge

        x7, the Iraq/Afghan war was the most corrupt war in history.

        4 TRILLION dollars down the rabbit hole and we never did find any nukes. That kind of money builds a lot of schools and roads and municipal infrastructure even in this day and age.

        Billions alone went to Halliburton in no-compete contracts. You know, Cheney's old (now current again) company?

        The U.S. and Britain's military industry is so fucking corrupt it will be the gold standard for the next 1000 years. It will also be the cause of WW3.

  3. The Vociferous Time Waster

    Let's save money

    The strippers cost a lot less than the investigation will.

  4. Pete 2 Silver badge

    £30 for a whole weekend - brilliant!

    The last stripper I hired was fantastic. Cheap, Friday night to Monday morning. Very easy to get along with. Did exactly what I expected and left the living room walls completely undamaged and free of wallpaper.

    Thoroughly recommended.

    1. Fred Flintstone Gold badge

      Re: £30 for a whole weekend - brilliant!

      Yes, but it *does* get wet everywhere, an inevitable aftereffect when things have been steamy.

      :-)

    2. Blofeld's Cat
      Coat

      Re: £30 for a whole weekend - brilliant!

      What about the man who hired an eighteen year old escort for the evening and was disappointed when a rusty Ford car turned up.

  5. tony2heads

    Expenses

    Strippers: "A de-briefing exercise, General"

    Casinos: "Examining Game Theory sir"

  6. Kharkov
    Flame

    And the first step towards Idiocracy has been taken...

    Wow, there's a significant number of soldiers who think it's ok to get lap dances and probably... additional services (ahem!)... but there's no reason to have a large and very public debate about Military funding and waste in the U.S.

    Nope, none at all...

  7. Drefsab_UK

    No one is saying that the armed forces of any nation shouldnt be allowed to enjoy the company of strippers. However they get a reasonable wage while in the forces and most of their living expenses are taken care of so they tend to have more disposable income that most.

    The point of this is that they used the government expenses cards/accounts to pay for it it.

    I don't see it as any different than here in UK with the MP expenses issues. If they had been paying for strippers out of their own sallery then fine I hope you enjoy the show. But if then claimed it on expenses and asked for the tax payer to cover it that would not be acceptable in my eyes.

    Expenses should only be for job related costs incured and not for personal enjoyment / entertainment. I wouldn't get away with it in my work place so why should any other job sector / carreer path be any different?

    1. Jedit Silver badge
      Big Brother

      "The point of this is that they used the government expenses cards/accounts to pay for it it."

      No, the real scandal is that $6. Which cheap bastard slipped a $1 bill in among the fives and tens?

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Hate to be pedantic, but that's an Australian bank note sticking out of her garter....a $50, I'd guess, given it's colour...

    1. Mayhem

      Was going to say the same thing - the cunning troops tried a different currency to slip it under the belt of the regulators.

    2. VonNeumann
    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Australian

      Thank you for answering the main question that this article raised for me!

    4. breakfast Silver badge

      AUD rate

      Given the exchange rate last time I was out that way, that fifty might account for most of the $93000 right there.

  9. jake Silver badge

    Young stupid kids with a company issued credit card.

    They went for booze & hookers. Whodathunkit?

    Methinks the Military should re-examine it's policies.

    (Note that I'm not saying the YSKs are in the right, of course.)

    1. Elmer Phud

      Re: Young stupid kids with a company issued credit card.

      If they have corporate cards they are unlikely to be 'kids' -- think of middle management instead.

      1. jake Silver badge

        @Elmer Phud (was:Re: Young stupid kids with a company issued credit card.)

        Early twenty-somethings are kids. Even in the military. No matter what the rank.

        EOF

      2. Dave Hilling

        Re: Young stupid kids with a company issued credit card.

        Actually no everyone gets a card if you travel. I agree its stupid, but its to cover hotel rooms and food when traveling. I always felt it should be handled by higher ranking people etc but the logistics of it would be a nightmare. I for example went to Japan for a month my card didnt even have enough of a limit to cover my hotel room (on base) for the whole time we were there. So I bought my food personally which your not supposed to have to do, but whatever I had the money. The whole purpose though is so guys making a whopping 1200 a month do not spend all their money and more on hotels etc when traveling for the military same idea as any company you work for when you are traveling for them.

    2. Peter Simpson 1
      Mushroom

      Re: Young stupid kids with a company issued credit card.

      Whatever happens, don't audit the US Congress credit cards...

      // will make these expenses look like chump change

    3. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Young stupid kids with a company issued credit card.

      >They went for booze & hookers. Whodathunkit?

      If all the US defence (yes damn you MSFT it is defence) budget was spent on booze and hookers the world would probably be a better place.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Young stupid kids with a company issued credit card.

        "If all the US defence (yes damn you MSFT it is defence) budget was spent on booze and hookers the world would probably be a better place."

        This hippy argument is basically how bonobo society works; they really do make love not war and it seems to work for them. But they are not the dominant hominid species on the planet, in fact they are endangered. Which tells you something.

        I would love to be a pacifist, but first I would need to kill all the psychopaths.

        1. ecofeco Silver badge

          Re: Young stupid kids with a company issued credit card.

          "I would love to be a pacifist, but first I would need to kill all the psychopaths."

          POTD right there.

  10. Chairo
    Joke

    Of course they need the money!

    Ever seen a James Bond movie? Can't catch the bad guys without some "expenses".

  11. Dave Hilling

    Misleading

    OK these articles are always misleading...first the government didnt pay for strippers and gambling most likely unless the soldiers commited fraud. Every soldier is required to get a government credit card to cover travel expenses. There are STRICT limits on what you can charge back to the government. Anything they do not cover you are responsible for personally. They tell you over and over not to put anything that cant be charged back onto your card if possible.

    Now that said a bunch of 20 somethings in vegas probably dont listen when drunk and horned up. I never did any such thing but I knew others who did. In fact I know one guy who got kicked out for using his gov card to buy his engagement ring for his fiance...the government did not pay for that ring but it was a violation of the acceptable use of the card there is a clear distinction in that he violated the rules but the government did not pay for the item purchased and he was still responsible personally for paying it.

    1. Josh 14

      Re: Misleading

      I was in the US Army when the GTC (government travel card) was first rolled out, and as others have already said, there were numerous briefings about the coming cards being issued, and that they were to ONLY be used for authorized military expenses. Travel, lodging, food, etc... They even had briefings about where you couldn't use the cards for normally authorized expenses, since the coding on the business would throw up flags on the billing statement, such as getting dinner at a bar. Even if you were only buying food, it was a drinking establishment, and you couldn't use the GTC in one.

      That said, my barracks roommate was immediately talking about how he was going to buy himself a new computer using the card, so who knows how brilliant many of the young crowd are...

      More recently, I was relocated along with a number of other part time military members to support a mission. While we were away from home, we were authorized housing expenses, but with understandable restrictions.

      A few years later everyone who was on the trip was being investigated because at least one person had been billing for a luxury condo in the area while we were there, and ended up being charged for embezzlement and from what I eventually heard, and one spent some time in prison for his efforts.

      1. Mark 85

        Re: Misleading

        I was in the military before CC's were issued. This was back when a buck private made $80 a month (late 60's). If we traveled, we got "per diem" which was a calculation on where we were going and cost of hotels and food. If taxis were needed, that was figured in. Then the day before you left, they handed you cash for that amount. No record keeping needed. If you got by cheaper, you pocketed the difference. If you spent more, it came out of your pocket. If you got mugged or robbed, tough... be more careful next time. In some ways it was a better system, in other ways, not so good.

  12. Erik4872

    Corporate Expenses 101

    First off, yes I'm a prude, but I've never been to a strip club ever, and I'm 40. (Being happily married tends to alleviate that need.) *How* do you spend almost 100K on strippers? I can maybe see thousands on bottle service, but surely the more...personal...transactions require cash?

    Second, this is why it's always best to establish personal credit, pay your expenses on your own card, and wait for reimbursement. I've had corporate Amex cards before, but I only use them when I have to buy last minute multi-thousand dollar plane tickets or similar. 20-somethings in the military probably can't do that; especially in the lower ranks you make very little once living allowances are factored in.

    I know the few times I've used those corporate cards for anything, I've had to pay the bill anyway, -and- do extra paperwork to exclude anything that wasn't an allowed expense from my final payment. Plus, I can see how this goes undetected for a while. I was once summoned halfway around the world on an emergency basis for 2 weeks and the tab got pretty big after a while, yet things still continued to be approved. It's only when they start auditing that they find things. Same goes for my company's current expense policy -- almost everything is accepted, subject to a high percentage of audits and very public examples made of rulebreakers (immediate firing if it's severe enough.)

    1. Josh 14

      Re: Corporate Expenses 101

      The second note about using the expenses as an opportunity to establish personal credit are well made, if you are working for a corporation that allows it, but the US military specifically frowns on doing so. They want to be able to directly track, and pay, any officially authorized expenses on the issued card.

      Yes, the paperwork for explaining it is still required, and yes, it's a royal pain in the rear. Especially when they get confused and try to say that you're not on orders to be somewhere that the expenses are authorized, or forget to process the payments to the card while you are there, and you end up hitting the limit.

      I've even seen this happen to senior officers while deployed and the finance clerk does something screwy. The next thing you know, the officer is getting nasty calls or emails while *still* working in some rat infested part of the world, often then hitting the limit of the card as well. But heaven help you if you pull out your personal card to cover the gap until the Finance people pull their heads out of their rears...

  13. Your alien overlord - fear me

    We've heard of the military black budget - is this their pink budget?

    An when the seals go to do 'wet work', it doesn't sound dangerous now does it.

  14. Tim Almond

    Compared to an F35?

    The only reason for dealing with this is to discourage others from doing the same and spending the whole defence budget on strippers. In reality, $96K is "who cares" money in government. I can think of far worse ways that governments spend far more than that. What did it cost us to arm and train some anti-Assad rebels in Syria who just handed over their gear to ISIS at the first opportunity?

    1. Loud Speaker

      Re: Compared to an F35?

      I believe it was the US military that observed: "A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon, you are talking about big money ..."

      I am with the guy who said "if they spent the whole budget on strippers, the world would be a safer place" - but strippers might charge a bit more.

      1. ecofeco Silver badge

        Re: Compared to an F35?

        Yes, it would distort the market.

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