back to article Mysterious cosmic dustball fires up Milky Way's black hole

The supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy has become a lot more active in the last year, and now the scientists think they've worked out why. The black hole, dubbed Sagittarius A*, has been monitored by space telescopes for the last 15 years. It usually emits a bright X-ray flare – generated about every ten days …

  1. Rich 11

    Space-time pedantry

    The supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy has become a lot more active in the last year

    The supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy became a lot more active about 25,900 years ago...

    Still a cool observation though.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

      Re: Space-time pedantry

      The light-cone of the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy has become a lot more active in the last year

    2. TitterYeNot
      Coat

      Re: Space-time pedantry

      "The supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy became a lot more active about 25,900 years ago..."

      Yes, but is an event-horizon X-ray flare still an event-horizon X-ray flare if there's no-one there to observe it?

      To put it another way, if a man says something in a silent forest, but his wife isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Space-time pedantry

        If the divorce lawyer can reasonably PROVE he said it by examining macroscopic variables that have undergone quantum superselection, yes.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Space-time pedantry

        "f a man says something in a silent forest, but his wife isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

        Of course he is !

        1. Benchops

          Re: Space-time pedantry

          Well, I'd say no. However, my wife says...

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Space-time pedantry

            Well there's your answer.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Coat

        Re: Space-time pedantry

        @TitterYeNot

        Yes.

  2. Zork-1
    Alien

    Nay, it was due to those suicidal Elite: Dangerous CMDRs that crashes their beloved serpent crafts (and others) into Sag A*.

    Me included :)

  3. Mikel

    My guess

    It's a field test of Taco Bell delivery.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: My guess

      "It's a field test of Taco Bell delivery."

      Already disproved. Not enough gas emissions.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The Thargoids are coming...

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Quick

    Send a Jupiter sized container of Mylanta

  6. jake Silver badge

    Woo-hoo! We're all gong to die![0]

    The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind ...

    [0]<Mrs. Slocombe> Eventually. </Mrs. Slocombe>

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Reading the first few comments on this, it's clear to me that you are all actually quite insane. OK, then, Mrs Barnstable, fire up the hat and cane, there's an ostrich at the door!

  8. JeffyPoooh
    Pint

    Good timing...

    They just switched on the gravity wave detector, so a good burp by our local black hole would give them a signal.

  9. lawndart

    It is clearly the black hole equivalent of the wolf whistle.

    Sexy star saunters by. Whoo-eeee! Look at the corona on that!

    1. Alistair
      Windows

      @lawndart

      How misogynistic of you to suggest that our galaxy's central black hole is *male*.

      1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
        Coat

        Well, in his defense, I must admit that attributing the male sex to something relentlessly devouring everything in reach does sound rather realistic.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          So Sagittarius A* is excited by a pair of stars with a long shaft projecting out; our black hole is definitely female.

          1. lawndart

            Just for the record, in a vast number of species on Earth it is the male that has to look sexy to attract a mate.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            the girls passing by were pole-dancers, silly! Sag A lit up so as to see 'em better.

        2. The Nazz

          Really?

          You've never met my ex have you?

      2. jake Silver badge

        @ Alistair (was: Re: @lawndart)

        Where, exactly, did lawndart mention the sexual identity of either? Methinks your knickers are showing.

    2. Gigabob

      Never really a corona guy myself - always chasing tail.

  10. mtp

    Metta

    What is CMDR Metta upto?

    Well this is a geeky website!

  11. Sceptic Tank Silver badge
    Mushroom

    Who's this Sagittarius A*hole ?

    Where I live I don't need a telescope to see dust. Not sure if it's emitting bright X-Rays though - I 'll have to go dig out my X-Ray glasses.

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