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Snapchat is about to get a bit less self-destructive with the introduction of a new pay-to-replay option on received pics. The auto-deleting image-sharing service said Tuesday that those who were willing to splash a bit of coin would be able to re-play images they had previously viewed. Once limited to a single "replay" of a …

  1. tfewster
    Facepalm

    Criticism is valuable

    Maybe a thousand people like your post, but a million don't. You've just had a useful reality check.

    (Feel free to downvote if you disagree - See title ;-)

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      Re: Criticism is valuable

      RI've now abandoned Faecebook, but was never interested in the like thing. Same with the upvote/downvote on this Register forum, strictly for the under 12s.

      A better feature to have would be an option to switch the vote buttons off at a user level so you don't have them on screen.

      In my opinion, if somebody is going to speak their mind then they shouldn't be thinking about popularity. Some might be constrained from saying what they want to because of that particularly juvenile feature of comment forums.

      I never upvote or downvote, I never look at the counts of votes. I'm over 12 years old.

      Criticism is good but just a number is neither helpful nor constructive. You well know that idiots downvote stuff if it contains a truth or fact they don't like or see their argument destroyed.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Criticism is valuable

        I never look at the counts of votes

        I think that statement will be tested. You asked for it :p

      2. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

        Re: Criticism is valuable

        >In my opinion, if somebody is going to speak their mind then they shouldn't be thinking about popularity. Some might be constrained from saying what they want to because of that particularly juvenile feature of comment forums.

        There are plenty of times when I've said something I thought contentious, waited for the downvotes, and then found I got a clean sheet of up votes. Other times I've trolled and laughed at every downvote.

        The ones I worry about are the ones that don't get any votes. They're comments nobody found to have any value.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: downvotes/criticism - You've just had a useful reality check.

      I'm not so sure. A downvote might be given for any reason, and no clue is given as to what that the reason might be (considered analysis? kneejerk reaction? evidence? predjudice?).

      Personally, I wouldn't dignify a negative response with the label "Criticism" unless it were a reply stating the reasons for the disagreement.

  2. Andy Tunnah

    Whoa

    I don't use it myself but I have idiocy-inflicted family known as teenagers, and I know a lot of em send those pics thinking it's gonna be a 1 time showing kind of thing (no matter how hard I try to explain the concept of screen grab).

    This pay model sounds pretty messed up and seems like it would put a lot of users off.

    Then again I shouldn't complain (in the rain..woo..sorry, drunk), because now I won't have that horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that one of these idiots I call family will be pulled up on child porn charges for being..well, idiots

    1. I am Weasel

      Re: Whoa

      Snapchat pictures can be retrieved ad infinitum with the SnapHack app.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Whoa

      "This pay model sounds pretty messed up and seems like it would put a lot of users off."

      That sounds like a good thing to me.

      But yeah, Snapchat are fudging the entire selling point of the service, which is that your photos are meant to disappear- except that some horny goit can override your wishes because he paid a dollar to them.

      Personally, if I was that determined (#), I'd use one of the Snapchat capture programs that have already been around for ages and get a permanent copy without paying some contrived nickel-and-diming fee to Snapchat.

      And if Snapchat's undermine-the-long-term-future-of-their-service-for-short-term-gain draws people's attention to the fact that, no, it's not the once-only service it claims, and yes, people *can* get a permanent copy of you flashing your bits at the camera, so don't believe otherwise... then they've probably done them a service.

      (#) Disclaimer: I don't actually use Snapchat. At all.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Whoa

        I think the idea is that the one-time-only replay feature gives you plenty of time to set up your image grabber, or even just prepare a second camera to take a photo from the phone screen, which you might not otherwise have had time to do.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Dislike what

    so someone shares some sad news, maybe their beloved cat has been run over and you hit dislike, what exactly does that mean, maybe a range of signs with little graphic images is needed, they could call them Facemoticons maybe

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Dislike what

      What does it mean? It means that it's their problem, not yours so they'd best keep it to themselves. However I suppose people who use such crap don't think like that.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Dislike what

      MICROAGGRESSION BUTTON!

      1. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge

        Microaggression button?

        Sir

        You can keep your microaggression button. Nothing less than Megaaggression and the goodly twatting of a Turtle Necked Twat with a good and beefy baseball bat will suffice.

  4. John Tserkezis

    I wish to dislike facebook.com. There you go, wadda you gonna do about it?

    1. T. F. M. Reader

      "I wish to dislike facebook.com"

      What's stopping you? Just map it to 127.0.0.1 in /etc/hosts - done.

    2. NanoMeter

      You can go to Facebooks own facebook page

      and dislike them. That is if they will allow dislike buttons on company pages.

      1. Teiwaz

        Re: You can go to Facebooks own facebook page

        'allow you to dislike a company on their page'

        Which they probably won't.

        What I I'd like to see is that if Facebook gets more dislikes than actual users, it'll go away.

        Which is just as unlikely.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ok, for your average person believing that snapchat doesn't keep your pictures then surely this is a reality check? I also suspect a lot of people will be getting quite worried about this development.

    Dislike button - Who uses facebook? It's a pretentious tw*t palace of f*ckwits who either want to tell you the weather (I have a f*cking window and I do venture outside) or how sad, happy or mad they are usually involving relationships/pets/food/children/family (That looks nice did you cook it yourself from a book you sad b*stard / You split up from x that's a shame because x has nobbed half the workplace / Your new baby just farted? good luck changing that nappy / Your cat looks so comfortable it's a shame you just woke the poor f*cker up with the flash / Your great-gran's uncle died, I'm sorry to hear that have you thought about going on the x-factor? / It's raining? Thanks for clearing that up for me now I can tell Vitalstatistix the sky isn't falling / A b*stard BMW driver didn't indicate and your furious? I'm really in a state of shock though I recommend the Oxford dictionary and the section entitled "Indicate" ). The problem is I don't give a f*ck, there's a reason I lost touch after leaving school, moving jobs or moving house and that is because they are people I chose not to keep in touch with. I have family abroad and I don't need them on facebook because I use video chat (not f*cking skype). I also don't want my life and everything in it recorded on some computer to be analysed by the government to pigeonhole me into some standard definition of a person, I'm opinionated and maybe some of my opinions won't agree with government and this is all I have to say about facebook.

    1. notowenwilson

      El Reg... come for the news, stay for the facebook haters.

      Re: Facebook

      Perhaps for some. For me it's a convenient way to stay in touch with actual friends that I actually like and I actually hang out with in person. My grandma used to send out a typed letter detailing the last 3 months happenings 4 times a year to a hundred -odd people who she kept in touch with but generally didn't see in person since they lived across the globe. Last I checked no-one was bitching about her being a sad tw*t because she liked to tell people what's going on. I fail to see how that's so different to me and my friends keeping in touch albeit with shorter but more regular communications.

      Being able to filter out irrelevant information is pretty much the core skill required to use the internet effectively. Sounds like you need some practice. Or Valium.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: El Reg... come for the news, stay for the facebook haters.

        You're probably right and that is a good user case example although email would suffice however it's the one's you don't expect to be idiots that all of a sudden start acting like attention seeking whores and realistically I don't want to have to mess about configuring something that is going to slurp up all my private information anyway (information I didn't even put on facebook). Last I checked a long time ago it had just become a like fest with the news feed filled with people vying for the most likes and any company/product/book or film I stupidly clicked like filling it with crap. Each to their own.

  6. Mike Flugennock

    Facebook introducing a "dislike" button is all very well...

    ...but what I think they really need is a "Fuck This Post With A Baseball Bat" button.

    1. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge

      NO! We want (and have always wanted) a Fuck off and Die button

      See the last post here:

      http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/4/2014/06/20/dont_add_me_to_your_network_i_have_no_idea_who_you_are/#c_2223203

  7. Mike Flugennock

    Pay to replay?

    On reading this news, I can't help wondering... just what the hell kind of crap is on Snapchat that anyone would pay to look at again?

    1. peakyblinder

      Re: Pay to replay?

      Boobies.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Change it to Yo! and be done with it

    We already have been told that a "Yo!" is a context-dependent polymorphic word, so FB should just purchase the Yo app company for $20 Billion in order to absorb this incredible technology.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    How about a Fuck button

    The word so versatile, an entire movie can be summarized with it?

    1. seven of five
      Coat

      Re: How about a Fuck button

      I would have expected quite a lot of movies could be summarised with "fuck"...

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Love the article picture...

    That was as a kid, throwing my hands in the air screaming "YAAAYY!!! BOOBIES"..

    1. frank ly

      Re: Love the article picture...

      I'm wondering if those kids, or their parents, were ever paid for it.

      1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

        Re: Love the article picture...

        It's a free image, so no.

        These kids seem to also be on a dangerous drug regime of gremlinaphine and caffeine.

  11. A Non e-mouse Silver badge

    Zuckerberg said that while developers were considering new buttons, any effort to add options to the Like menu would only be considered if they would not be used to criticize or attack others.

    "That's not socially very valuable or good for the community, Our paying customers won't like being criticised." Zuckerberg said at the time

    FTFY

  12. Mystic Megabyte
    FAIL

    meh

    I've looked at facebook but I just don't get it. I was sitting outside a cafe and admired the patio furniture, it had a facebook link stamped on it. Following the link I arrived at lots of images but no indication of their (local) address or phone number, just some timey-wimey line thing. WTF am I supposed to do, scroll back to the beginning of time? No sale!

  13. Robert Grant

    Snapchat

    Is so OBVIOUSLY a load of rubbish cobbled together by MBAs who saw WhatsApp, and thought they should do the same, but make people pay for it, that it's just not funny any more. Please recommend people don't use it.

  14. noboard

    Hmm.

    If snapchat served up a naked pic of a minor surely they'd be in the sh*t for child pornography. I can understand they had a free pass when it was meant to be a temp picture and they had no idea what was being sent, but now they have no excuse.

    Reg where's that popcorn icon, because this thing is gonna blow.

    1. Teiwaz

      Re: Hmm.

      RE: Serving up....

      I think you'll be munching popcorn with no entertainment. It'll be the poster/sender in the sh*t, not snapsh*t

      More than likely, some will be adolescents sending pics of themselves to other adolescents, and then brought to account despite being below the age society typically deems one fully responsible for their actions, and for distributing/possesion of naked pics of someone under the age of consent, with the 'consenter' being them.

      Polis keep assuring us they deal with these 'special' cases 'specially' but 'sorry' tales keep occuring.

      It's not something I'd munch popcorn to.

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