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Fujitsu is recalling a bunch of laptop batteries due to overheating concerns. The batteries in question are dated between May 2011 and July 2012, and were offered as spare standalone batteries. In some cases, Fujitsu says, the batteries may also have been installed post-sale as replacements. The Panasonic-made batteries were …

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  1. Ragequit
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    Just how many...

    Groins will they melt before they're satisfied?! Is Fujitsu's CEO perhaps a widow?

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  2. Chairo
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    LifeBook

    If it blows up on your lap it's kind of the opposite thing.

    On the other hand you will have more time for receiving a Darvin Award.

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    1. auburnman
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      Re: LifeBook

      Would be pretty harsh to give someone a Darwin just for using a faulty laptop. IIRC correctly you have to die* doing something dangerous and moronic to qualify, like taunting a wild lion or somesuch.

      *or otherwise render yourself unable to contribute to the gene pool.

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      1. Chairo
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        Re: LifeBook

        you have to die* doing something dangerous and moronic to qualify

        That is one condition. The other is that you have no offspring...

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  3. herman

    Prairy oysters anyone?

    I heard that it is a delicacy in Saskatchewan...

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  4. wherevges

    good

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