ICANN pretending to be Brian Blessed
(from the first "Blackadder" series, with almost as much treachery and stupidity as an ICANN meeting)
Messenger: My Lord, news...
King: What?
Messenger: Lord Wessex is dead.
King: This news is not so good.
Messenger: Pardon, My Lord?
King: I like it not. Bring me some other news.
Messenger: Pardon, My Lord?
King: I LIKE NOT THIS NEWS! BRING ME SOME OTHER
NEWS!!!
Messenger: Yes, My Lord!
(Messenger leaves; King tosses things around
angrily;
Messenger re-enters )
Messenger: My Lord, news...
King: What?
Messenger: Lord Wessex is not dead.
King: Ah, good news!
Let there be joy and celebration; let jubilation reign!