Let's face it - - that simply don't exists.
May one enquire if El Reg has snaffled a 'proof-reader' yet?
Hey, software developers: been out of work for a while? We may have found a gig for you with Melbourne, Australia, IT recruitment outfit Milestone Technology as a front end web developer. To score the gig you'll need to know HTML 5, CSS 3, responsive web design, Javascript plus “Adobe photoshop and absolutely no illustrator …
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Not the worst one I've encountered. Long gone are the days when Ms Bee kept a stern eye on wayward punctuation and spelling. Unfortunately, it also seems that sending El Reg a "tips and corrections" email is often totally ignored so I've stopped doing this now as it's a "waist of thyme".
True.. it was a left handed snipe given the quote comes from the Aussie Ad, presumably a copy and paste, so was not the fault of El Reg.
I will not make any claims for myself in respect of grammur but a job advert of that nature with its attendant grimatickle musteaks would not make me feel like making an application.
What is it with this red squiggly shit appearing under the words?
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It's the real thing.
Honestly though it does actually sound a lot like the real world for many.....Anyone that has worked a largish company/multi-national will instantly recognize many of the criteria. ( All that's missing iare the endless meetings and the "open space, shared desktop, softphone loto"....)
But did you ever see the docset for the shortlived Micro<redacted> ?
98% of the stuff anyone would ever need, concentrated into two small-format ring binders, and nicely written too.
Truly it was a thing of beauty. Such things are now seemingly lost forever, yea even unto the Masterful Keepers of the Lost Bits at bitsavers.org.
Unlike the parent OS in question, which now lives a new and promising-looking life, with a port to x86 on the cards, outside its clueless and rapidly-deteriorating parent.