"Pity stayed his hand...
"... Pity I've run out of bullets", he thought.
- Bored of the Rings
Wildcard infosec playboy John McAfee has spoken to The Register about his arrest on driving-under-the-influence and firearms charges at the weekend. McAfee wants the world to know that: The shootout with the police was highly exaggerated and in fact no one was even hit by a bullet, let alone harmed by one. The Police knew me …
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At least he rolled the +1 of being white, but rolling the -1 of discharging a weapon on top of the -2 of doing so in Shitkicker, Tennessee and the -3 of this being while police are in the throes of detaining him. It would have ended very badly, except for his saving roll of +6 utter fabulated bollocks.
(no way that the gun charge would be merely possession if it was discharged, let alone during an arrest)