back to article Forget lasers: how about sharks with frikkin' VOLCANOES?

A bunch of volcanologists working near the Solomon Islands has turned up a find that left them “freaking out”: a seldom-seen variety of Pacific sleeper shark just about living in a volcano. The group, working with National Geographic, were studying underwater volcanoes earlier this year when they caught the high-definition …

  1. LaeMing
    Pirate

    Don't mind the pets

    They are just guarding my secret underwater volcano secret vilan hideout

  2. Anonymous Custard
    Boffin

    Forget the lasers?

    I would have expected living in a volcano would make them more likely to be laser-wielding, not less...

  3. frank ly

    White fibres stuck to its skin?

    Cat hairs?

    1. Tom 7

      Re: White fibres stuck to its skin?

      They're sea lice. The lice itself is a little bump on the skin and the two trailing fibres are strings of eggs and the end one hatches out a live baby louse.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Joke

        Re: White fibres stuck to its skin?

        So all this exitement is about one lousy shark!

  4. Winkypop Silver badge
    Trollface

    Wow, rare sharks

    I wonder what they taste like?

    1. Rich 11

      Re: Wow, rare sharks

      Tesco's Value Range Fishcakes.

      1. Captain DaFt

        Re: Wow, rare sharks

        @Rich 11:

        I'd say Mcdonald's fish sandwich would be a better candidate.

        The last time they had a promotion, the ads lovingly described in detail the contents of their Burger and chicken patties, but the fish? All they'd say was, "Covered in tangy tartar sauce!"

  5. Martin Budden Silver badge

    not sleeping, awake and hungry

    It looks as though the shark has a nibble of the weight-bag which is holding the camera down.

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