back to article Robot SHOOTS into the air with hot gas from its soft round behind

Harvard uni boffins have 3D printed a robot with a soft butt able to belch hot gases, thus unleashing a remorseless and invincible-ish hopping trouser-cough machine. An article titled A 3D-printed, functionally graded soft robot powered by combustion describes the bot in the 10 July issue of Science. The new design offers a …

  1. Alister

    Is it going to be an inflatable robot like Baymax?

    Complete with authentic farting noises, and a roll of adhesive tape...

  2. Neil Barnes Silver badge

    Dozens of landings?

    I'd hope for somewhat more than that...

  3. Fortycoats
    Flame

    Cool invention

    "Then butane and oxygen are mixed and ignited, exploding the robot into the air."

    In other words, it's propelled by lighting its own farts.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Joke

      Re: Cool invention

      The people who invented this must be 'hopping mad'...

    2. elDog

      Yup - that's where the droll phrase "trouser cough" comes from

      Which I'm immediately going to use in polite company.

      Way to go, El Reg - you have been on the front page of the Google News web thingee several times in the last few days. I'm really surprised that the mano-bots chez google haven't scrubbed some of your naughty bits, though.

    3. Robert Helpmann??
      Childcatcher

      Re: Cool invention

      It is literally hoist by its own petard, but not figuratively so at all.

  4. Crisp
    Joke

    Poor abused little robots...

    Show me on the doll where Nicholas Bartlett touched you.

  5. Adair Silver badge
    Coat

    Gives new meaning to the phrase..

    'Pump and dump'

  6. Sgt_Oddball

    I for one....

    Welcome our new arse blasting overlords....

  7. chivo243 Silver badge
    Trollface

    Cue Bender

    What? No shiny metal ass? You call yourself a robot?

  8. hatti

    Only soft ones here...

    traditional soft robots...

    There must be a boffin out there that specialises in only soft robots, hard ones just don't interest I'm afraid.

    Space hoppers were an early analogue prototype.

  9. Anonymous Blowhard

    Fnarr Fnarr

    "eliminating an abrupt hard-to-soft transition that is often a failure point"

    There's a blue pill for that I think...

  10. schm0e

    "The Terminator is an infiltration unit, part man - part machine. Underneath it's a hyperalloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled, fully armored, very tough. But outside it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs."

  11. Ugotta B. Kiddingme

    Science!

    so this is a natural progression from this recent work at MIT. Well done.

  12. Simon Harris

    Music by Jingle Punks...

    They should have got Van Halen.

    1. choleric
      Go

      Re: Music by Jingle Punks...

      Or Kriss Kross.

      Although I think we'll find that Beck has some original art on this concept.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    How high can it go?

    The late 50s want their toys back.

    In the late 50s early 60s there was there was Project Orion. The general idea was to lift a spaceship into space using rapid repeat explosions with the energy being expended against a pusher plate. Models using normal high explosive charges were tested and the concept was shown to be workable.

    The full project never got off the ground, even though it could lift the full load of a couple of to-days very large container ships into orbit in one go, because the explosives were to be small atomic bombs and we all know the amount of noise generated at places like Greenham Common when anything with atomic in its name was mentioned (that outlook carries on to today and is seen in the opposition to nuclear power plants).

    1. MonkeyCee

      Re: How high can it go?

      I thought the Orion project was shelved because it also could function as a first strike in a nuclear war. The whole "we're just going to set off ~100 nukes, don't worry" would cover an actual attack, and a vehicle that you could use as a repeatable EMP generator.

      In general putting a nuclear weapon into orbit is considered an act of war.

      As for "phnaaa phnaaa, silly anti nuke protesters" it's not them who raise the objections to nukes being used. It's those hard headed military types, since they have a better idea of the actual readiness and capability of the nuclear troops (poor and crappy) and thus the chance of something untoward happening when anyone tries to actually utilise them.

      There are at least a dozen accidents with nuclear weapons* that are on public record, a number of which have had the weapons fail to go off due to "unknown reasons". Weapons being armed when they shouldn't be, arming sequences "failing" (it failed to go off, which was a good thing, but it's still a failure of a weapon), a variety of grunt mistakes (nukes loaded instead of conventional).

      Oh, and there's always the fun stories of the military security tests, where they attempt to steal nuclear weapons. Well, I say attempt, they've yet to actually fail to nick one. Even when they give the base a notification that, during the next month, we're going to try and nick a nuke.

      *there are more where nukes are involved, but are just a side effect. So a nuclear armed sub sinking isn't counted, just things like nukes being dropped onto towns.

  14. CrosscutSaw

    Weee

    I love the idea of the halfway point between soft and rigid.

    But I couldn't stop laughing at the device. So, it just jumps around...? Awesome LOL.

    I wish I had a good pun.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Terms?

    Flatuvation?

    Poly Pump Projection?

    Combustive Recoil Transit?

    Percusive Elevated Motovation?

    Kick Arse Travel?

    This reminds me there are people out there enjoying their day job.

    1. DocJames
      Mushroom

      Re: Terms?

      Flatulence Activated Robotic Travel is the droid you're looking for.

  16. Arachnoid

    Next Martian traveller.........

    So in micro gravity on the likes of Mars could this techniques be used to overcome large tracts of land?

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Is it just me?

    I misread the headline as 'Rabbit' instead of 'Robot', which made it even more amusing...

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "The wonderful thing about Tiggers

    Is Tiggers are wonderful things!

    Their tops are made out of rubber

    Their bottoms are made out of springs!

    They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

    Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

    But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is

    I'm the only one"

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