Did it...
...have a collision with a low flying chair suspended by helium filled balloons, perchance?
If so, you can say to Canada, "Found it!" - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/07/canuck_cuffed_over_flying_chair_stunt/
Heartwarmingly, news has reached us here on the Register flying-cars-and-related-matters desk that a large flying pig has crashlanded in Utah. The airborne porker's rider suffered only minor injuries. The incident took place recently in the town of Provo, Utah, where locals were celebrating the anniversary of the Land of the …
Make a balloon shaped like a politician
When a 100' tall grinning Tony Blair goes floating past my window, I am going to hunt you down and take revenge for coming up with that idea!
Actually he probably wouldn't do it. Much more likely is the Boris Balloon.
You're going to burn in hell...
"Mr Notspartacus, you stand accused of firing multiple shotgun blasts into a 100' hot air balloon shaped like the head of Tony Blair, causing thousands of pounds of property damage and a serious public disturbance. There are twenty-seven witnesses to you performing these acts, and the police found you with the shotgun still in your hands. And yet you continue to protest your innocence. How can you possibly justify such a claim?"
"Your Honour, I thought it was the real thing."
"Case dismissed." *thunk*
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You took a few days to verify the facts? The Land of the Oppressed was set free by us Brits over 200 years ago. We had to make it look like we cared about keeping it but lets face it, thank f*ck we got rid of the dead weight when we did.
Or did you mean the story of the flying bacon butty filler?
Yes, luckily he wasn't too ham-fisted with those and avoided up as barbecued chops...he didn't even squeal about the swine that butchered his balloon. At the of the day I am sure that he finished this adventurous little trot with a nice pint of the 'ol pig's ear'.