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Under normal circumstances, creeping up on members of the public and emulating the sin of Onan upon their person would land you in jail. Unless it's for charity – which apparently makes it OK. A 19-year-old claiming to work for a Norwegian sexual health charity has been raising awareness about chlamydia in the only obvious way …

  1. PleebSmash
    Alien

    insidious ejaculation

    There's nothing spontaneous about this ejaculation.

    It was intended to plant a mental seed in the lucky victims.

    Giant glitter penis #prank gone sexual #2016. What happened next will surprise you.

    1. Omgwtfbbqtime

      Re: insidious ejaculation

      "plant a mental seed"?

      Isn't that the Herpes virii that attach themselves to the CNS?

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      2. Glenturret Single Malt

        Re: insidious ejaculation

        viruses

        Whoops, sorry, didn't read far enough.

    2. Simon Harris

      Re: insidious ejaculation

      "It was intended to plant a mental seed in the lucky victims."

      Oops.. I misread that as 'plant a metal seed in the lucky victims' and immediately Julie Christie's image popped into my head.

  2. The Axe

    Acting

    "The video features the inexplicable tagline "Penis can surprise you" and shows student-prank style footage of the man harassing various Norwegians minding their own business."

    Nope. The video shows footage of the man ejaculating over actors who have been paid to appear in the advert.

    1. asiaseen

      Re: Acting

      and reacting too soon.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    To quote Mr James May

    Oh, Cock!

    1. Fink-Nottle

      Re: To quote Mr James May

      Well, I think it's refreshing to see a big dick who isn't presenting a motoring program on TV.

      1. Mark 85
        Alert

        Re: To quote Mr James May

        Or running for political office...

  4. Your alien overlord - fear me

    Hang on, there's a beach and it's sunny - Norway is a land of fjords so where was this really shot?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      In the Oslo fjord where there's no mountains around. You need to go to the western part of Norway to see fjords with a lot of mountains.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        > You need to go to the western part of Norway to see fjords with a lot of mountains.

        Wi nøt trei a høliday in Norway this yer? See the løveli lakes, the majestic møøse ...

  5. Khaptain Silver badge

    The great unwashed

    The article fails to state why the Norwegians are particularly vulnerable to Chlamydia. ( Outside of the not fact that they do wear condoms).

    Are they particulary "unwashed" in the nether regions, or are they just "overly friendly" with each other..

    The publicity looks to be a little bit boring, we need Remy Gaillard to spice things up a little.. ( NSFW - depending on how PC your company is)

    1. h4rm0ny
      Facepalm

      Re: The great unwashed

      >>Are they particulary "unwashed" in the nether regions, or are they just "overly friendly" with each other..

      I don't know. Perhaps it's that like you seem to, they are under the bizarre belief that washing the genital area is an effected means of preventing chlamydia transmission.

      1. Steven Raith
        Joke

        Re: The great unwashed

        He told me that if I have sex and the girl is standing up, she won't get pregnant.

        Now I have seven kids, I assume my girl is defective?

        Steven "no kids, actually" R

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  7. Zog_but_not_the_first
    WTF?

    What???

    What???????

  8. TRT Silver badge

    What a massive...

    prick.

    1. Crisp

      Re: What a massive...

      To be fair, you need some balls to go out dressed like that.

  9. thomas k

    Gives new meaning ...

    to the term "glitter bomb".

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Easy solution

    Put a bag over his head.

  11. ukgnome

    So is this the realization of a Richard Herring emergency question given erm flesh?

  12. Anonymous C0ward

    He's just a bit of a prick.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There was I thinking "What on earth have thereg tenuously contrived that headline to mean?" Imagine my surprise when I found out it was actually true!

  14. MonkeyCee

    Costume

    Well that's my Halloween costume sorted. Might have to work out larger sacks for the balls.

  15. MJI Silver badge
    Mushroom

    What a dick head!

    see title

  16. disgruntled yank

    Mellow bunch, these Norwegians

    In New York City, he'd attract volunteer mohels in nothing flat.

    1. Khaptain Silver badge

      Re: Mellow bunch, these Norwegians

      I had to look up what a "mohel" was....

      Here is the Wiki

      A mohel (Hebrew: מוֹהֵל‎ [moˈhel], Ashkenazi pronunciation [ˈmɔɪ.əl], plural: מוֹהֲלִים mohalim [mo.haˈlim], Aramaic: מוֹהֲלָא‎ mohala, "circumciser") is a Jewish person trained in the practice of brit milah, the "covenant of circumcision."

      Now all they need is a machete....

      1. VeganVegan
        Devil

        Re: Mohel

        you mean like:

        Easy come easy go will you let me go

        Brit milah! No we will not let you go - let him go

        Brit milah! We will not let you go - let him go

        Brit milah! We will not let you go let me go

        Will not let you go let me go (never)

        1. Alan Ferris
          Coat

          Re: Mohel

          But remember, one slip and you get the sack.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What a wonderful start to the morning. Loved it.

  18. Stuart21551

    Minor hair splitting; the sin of Onan was not spilling the seed; it was Onans refusal to impregnate his widowed sister in law. (Who was widowed by gods hand, but that's a by the by - )

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