Don't stop now!
If free phones and freebie broadband are what the poor really need, and need so bad that the feds raid the taxpayer pocket to get, then how can we justify NOT paying for a whole lot of life's other necessities, like food, rent, etc.
Oh, wait. They're already having all that stuff paid for by the rest of us, that "food stamps" and "housing assistance" stuff.
So I guess this broadband thing is one of the few remaining items where the "poor" still have to shift for themselves. If only we weren't so stingy, they could already be enjoying a blissful, job-free existence. Well, except for having to buy recreational substances, but I understand there's a new Democrat proposal to provide for that too...