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Arkansas state cops are trying to press the flesh with a local who took things slightly too literally when he opted for a five-knuckle shuffle outside a Kum & Go convenience store ... and then legged it without even leaving a phone number. Springdale Police Department put a call out on Facebook for anyone that can identify the …

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    1. Mark 85
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      It's a tenuous link at best... but more importantly, it's in Bootnotes and good for a laugh.

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    2. Blank-Reg
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      Aye, looks like the Moderatrix is having a laugh and issued you with an original edition El-Reg gravestone icon.

      Either that or my browsers playing silly buggers with the cache

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        1. Anonymous Custard
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          May one ask how?

          I keep seeing them around the place (like your welcome mat one also) and am intrigued...

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    3. Anonymous Coward
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      Re. IT angle

      What's the IT angle on this story?

      Easy: it's Friday. Anything else I can help you with?

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  3. frank ly

    When the police find him ....

    .... he'll have SCID marks in his underwear.

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  4. Anonymous Coward
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    There's not even a Paris Hilton angle

    But funny enough.

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  5. g e

    "realised he was being watched"

    Like that was an unexpected outcome, lol

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  6. Anonymous Coward
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    Ancient pun

    If you see him - tell SCID.

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  7. Tromos
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    Any moment now he'll be picked up by the fuzz.

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  8. Peter Simpson 1
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    SCID

    You know how I know the Springdale plods have too much money and not enough to do?

    On the brighter side, there's obviously no real crime in Springdale.

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  9. FozzyBear
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    Just be grateful the shop wasnt called

    "wo flun poo"

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