It's a tenuous link at best... but more importantly, it's in Bootnotes and good for a laugh.
Arkansas Kum & Go onanist did just that
Arkansas state cops are trying to press the flesh with a local who took things slightly too literally when he opted for a five-knuckle shuffle outside a Kum & Go convenience store ... and then legged it without even leaving a phone number. Springdale Police Department put a call out on Facebook for anyone that can identify the …
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