It's time for a close-up look at mobile porn

Excuse me,

But haven't Phorm and its phreaky me-toos and me-3s just demonstrated that Gupta's "statistically valid" business data has no commercial future? After all, how many over-paid and under-worked iPod-wielding saddos are going to present themselves for frisking knowing he wants to voyeur their pr0n consumption? It seems unlikely Mr Gupta will be speaking to Mr Kewney after this premature obit.

Euphemism

"Or perhaps looking for places to eat out?"

That's your coat, not mine... oh look, it's a dirty mac.

Disappointing article

Absolutely no NSFW links in there at all.

Hmmmm

I watch a lot of vids on the ipod touch, but i can't say i've ever felt the need to stick a grumble flick on in case i'm taken with the urge to crack one off while waiting for the train.

Disappointing

www.czechmytits.com - come on guys, sort it out, tried that one to alleviate patching boredom and the photo's arn't available in the UK yet. Come on ElReg, you need to update your list!!

Mines the one with kleenex box sewn into the lining.

Disappointed

that no one has gone for the obvious iPorn moniker. And we thought it was just because you could adjust the vibration level. Casts Jobs new "mobile.me" in a whole new light...

When's the next show? Oh, fuck that I'm off. Mine's the one covered in cocksnot stains.

It's the desdcrete nature of the device

iPhone and PSP both offer this kind of capability. It's an almost stealthy way to surf p0rn.

If you're on the move and want nekkid pictures you have a couple of options, dirty magazines (which will likely get you laughed at and talked about) or a nice mobile device with a decent sized screen and memory card. Most folks will at least assume your watching a movie or playing a game, most of the time they won't even look too carefully at whatever you're up to. If they do, you can always switch the screen to something else really quickly.

Seriously though, these devices are changing things. As the article suggests users can download whatever naughty pictures or vids that they desire to their memory card and hey presto naughty bits on the move. With an ability to browse on the move as well either over wi-fi or one of the various cell phone based broadband systems, owners of such devices aren't even limited to what they sync from their PC at home.

These devices are truly personal, so it's something that stays with the owner. There's less chance of discovery than say, on the family PC at home, of the PC at work.

Actually, it's pretty obvious that mobile devices like th iPhone and PSP are ideal for this, when you think about it for a moment.

Paris, and if you can't figure out why, then you don't get to borrow my iPhone....

needs to be said..

web'n wank

or will it be

wank'n walk.

Confirms everything i ever thought about iphone users....

..... and i for one will certainly NOT be shaking hands with anyone who owns one (i mean, who knows what they were shaking before).

Perhaps a tie in with sony's w910i would make it an ideal device for the 21st century. Market it as an iTUG(tm)..............

Mines the one with parental control's please.............