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Ever keen to flirt with the apocalypse, Mark Zuckerberg has provoked a nuclear flame-war on Facebook by posting a map celebrating the "countries connected" by his controversial internet.org project, which features an outline of India which excludes the politically disputed territory of Kashmir. Kashmir has been the site of …

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Zuck, you're out of your element! The Pakis are not the issue here!

    Software geopolitics is not the issue, it's Silicon Valley morons who have rarely traveled outside of California thinking world peace will come about once everybody is on Facebook, driving a Tesla, and drinking a Starbucks Frappuccino.

    Just wait till Internet.org pokes its do-gooder nose into the Middle East, it will probably take about 10 seconds for a fatwa to be issued on Zuckenberg's head for his support of gay marriage or some other belief-system incompatibility.

    Also, dude, Paki is not the preferred nomenclature. 'Pakistani-American', please.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Zuck, you're out of your element! The Pakis are not the issue here!

      "Also, dude, Paki is not the preferred nomenclature"

      The Pakistan ambassador to the UK has a car number plate of

      PAK1

      I've spoken to the driver when parked at an M1 service station and apparently the ambassador is quite happy with being called Paki.

      1. steogede

        Re: Zuck, you're out of your element! The Pakis are not the issue here!

        Pakistan doesn't have an embassy in the UK. Surely you mean the Pakistani High Commissioner.

        Also, as a diplomat, sure he would have diplomatic plates?

    2. PleebSmash
      Go

      Re: Zuck, you're out of your element! The Pakis are not the issue here!

      Driving a Tesla? Are you crazy?!

      World peace will come about when everybody is browsing Facebook using Oculus, while consuming numerous caffeine pills in a self-driving Tesla.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Trollface

    Ah Mark, you little shit-disturber!

    Someone check Zuck's hard drive for:

    -Maps of the entire isle of Ireland

    -Ukraine sans Crimea and the Donbass

    -China sans Tibet

    -Germany within it's 1914 borders

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Happy

      Re: Ah Mark, you little shit-disturber!

      Pass the popcorn for Palestine.

      An atheist with a Jewish heritage...this could be fun.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Ah Mark, you little shit-disturber!

      You forgot the Ottoman Caliphate, aka The Sublime Porte.

  4. Slap

    Rock and a hard place

    Include Kashmir on the Indian infographic then shit will fly.

    Include Kashmir on the Pakistani infographic then shit wil fly.

    Make Kashmir it's own region then shit will fly.

    You can go left, you can go right, or you can go straight down the middle. Whichever way you go you're still going to piss somebody off.

    1. frank ly

      Re: Rock and a hard place

      In situations like this, just mark the entire region in a grey colour labelled 'Here be tigers', which is probably true in this case.

    2. harmjschoonhoven
    3. SundogUK Silver badge

      Re: Rock and a hard place

      True but irrelevant; Jammu and Kashmir is factually a state within the Republic of India.

      1. Adeel Ebrahim

        Re: Rock and a hard place

        Incomplete fact! the fact is Jammu and Kashmir is a state with "temporary accession" to the republic of india. a plebiscite as per UN resolutions to determine the nationhood of Jammu and Kashmir

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Mushroom

      Re: Rock and a hard place

      I've seen people fired for putting stuff on foolbook but this will be a first if an entire region is fried (spot the anagram) by foolbook.

    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      A novel suggestion to avoid conflict....?

      @Slap; It would be, er... "interesting" to see what response Facebook giving Kashmir to China might get. :-O

    6. ilmari

      Re: Rock and a hard place

      Venn diagrams were made for this. Be sure to include a.bunch of random crackpot territorial claims too.

    7. Dr. Mouse

      Re: Rock and a hard place

      You can go left, you can go right, or you can go straight down the middle. Whichever way you go you're still going to piss somebody off.

      In that case, the best bet is to include only official, legal definitions.

      So, in this instance, Kashmir (AFAIK) is legally recognised by most of the world to be part of India. It may be in dispute, but that is how the legal borders are drawn. Hence that is how he should have presented it.

      He (or more likely, the web designers or marketing people) sparked this argument by diverging from the norm. There would have been far less reaction if he had included Kashmir: One more person doing the same as everyone else draws less comment than someone standing out from the crowd.

      1. tonysmith

        Re: Rock and a hard place

        It's a disputed territory. This means, AFAIK, Pakistanis and Indians of non-Kashmiri origin cannot buy property in Kashmir. The reason being that both Pakistan and India agreed to old a referendum in Kashmir to decide which side it would join in a final resolution (ie self determination for the people of Kashmir).

        The indians dragged their feet because it's quite likely the Kashmiries would go with Pakistan if given a 2 way option. The Pakistanis on the other hand aren't willing to have the third option on the ballot slip of full independence for the area.

        It's a lot more detailed than that with water rights, overland connections to china etc but I don't think it's considered part of India else it would not be disputed but occupied territory.

  5. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Something is missing here!

    I feel a whiff of aggression and forceful redrawing of maps which has not occurred in this world since the US single-handedly won WWII.

    Why is the US not wading in to protect the people of X from being liberated by Y and rather make sure

    ☐ they democratically choose their independence

    ☐ something happens that has nothing at all to do with cleansing, ethnic or otherwise

    ☐ the rightful heir to the throne of the uniformed goons is a friend of Washington

    and the people of X are given the freedoms they deserve?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Something is missing here! (bias?)

      You have a fixation with the 'US'. Try substituting 'Russia', 'China' or even 'France' for your choice above. The satire works even better I think. But maybe your purpose is not so broad?

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  7. Crazy Operations Guy

    I've been to Kashmir

    The place is a total hell-hole. Its pretty much the opposite of being worth fighting for... I suspect that the only reason they are fighting over it is not that they want it, they just don't want the other side to have it. Just like how India and Pakistan keep fighting over a worthless glacier where far more people have died due to exposure / hypoxia than from the enemy, they even had to design a special helicopter just to get people and equipment up there.

    1. tonysmith

      Re: I've been to Kashmir

      A hell hole? It's been described as paradise on earth before the dispute.

      The reason they fight over it is because most of the major rivers in both Pakistan and India have their water source in Kashmir. Whosoever controls Kashmir controls the water supply.

      For Pakistan it also includes access to a land route to China.

      As for the glacier - the Pakistanis started that fight because they knew it would cost the Indians more to defend it than it would Pakistan - which it does.

  8. MrDamage Silver badge
  9. mi1400

    Well to be true.. The indian media itself published map on TV with these states removed to cool down Chinese over Indian Moddi's visit there. Perhaps to lick Chinese balls and cool down relations... The Chinese also have been removing these states on their own the boss style!... anyway low life Indians will remain lowlife to get something in attention... 1990s they had a guy who could make petrol through a tea making process using weeds, then they had a guy claiming $100 laptop (olpc bitchslapped him), then a joke moon "lander" crash. This is same as infidels/shia Iran says "we captured U.S Drone" while its the Russian agents operating in those areas capturing U.S tech like they did in Serbia with F117.

    http://www.indiatimes.com/news/india/its-a-bad-day-for-indian-maps-chinese-media-chops-off-arunachal-pradesh-kashmir-off-india-232675.html

    http://www.kashmirdaily.net/chinese-tv-shows-india-without-kashmir/

    http://www.livemedia24.com/videos/8102-chinese-state-tv-shows-indian-map-without-arunachal-pradesh-and-jammu-kashmir

  10. Trigonoceps occipitalis

    "The trouble started after Zuckerberg posted "

    It didn't. The trouble started in 1947 during the partition of India. The population of Kashmir wanted to be in India but the ruler chose Pakistan, or the other way around. Either way we end where we are now, a running sore between two nuclear powers.

    The Zuck (or rather his PR) being a prat is not news.

  11. x 7

    just flaming nuke the place

    that way its not there to worry about, not there to cause a war, and everyone is happy! One less problem to think about.

    After all, no-one wants it anyway

    1. Lysenko

      Ummm...

      "just flaming nuke the place....

      ...After all, no-one wants it anyway"

      You refer to FacePalm headquarters I assume? +1

  12. crayon

    "Why is the US not wading in to protect the people of X from being liberated by Y and rather make sure ..."

    When has it ever waded in to protect the people of X? It only ever waddles in when its interests are at stake and if it means that as a result the people of X are protected then so be it.

    "The reason they fight over it is because most of the major rivers in both Pakistan and India have their water source in Kashmir. Whosoever controls Kashmir controls the water supply."

    Actually most of the major rivers in continental South/South East Asia have their source in the Tibetan Plateau. The major river having its source in Kashmir, the Karakash, flows into China.

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