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As Geddy Lee of Rush once sang – “plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose”. When Apple unveiled the MacBook Air back in 2008 we all scoffed and said that Steve Jobs’ slimline progeny was over-priced and underpowered. “It doesn’t even have an Ethernet port”, came the mocking cry (followed by the entire PC industry doing exactly …

  1. James Cane

    Ports

    Would it have killed them to put a second port on it?

    I'd have one - I like Mac OS and it's perfect for documents & browsing on the train. But it's just a bit too limited.

    1. Sandtitz Silver badge

      Not just ports

      The new Macbook also sports a "480p FaceTime camera".

      Can you actually buy any other laptop (with a £1000 start price) with just a VGA resolution webcam?

      1. FartingHippo
        Gimp

        Re: Not just ports

        Haven't you seen what fanbois and fangurlz look like. CGA would have been better.

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    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Ports

      Hi

      bit curious, what extra bits due you need to connect to it via usb?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Ports

        bit curious, what extra bits due you need to connect to it via usb?

        Let me see here:

        - Tablet

        - Headset

        - the odd USB stick/storage drive

        And you'd want to have the thing running on mains for the sort of things I do. It's one of the reasons I upgraded the old MacBook (yes, an original one) for the Toughbook I have now: I'd have to unplug the headset or tablet when someone handed me a USB stick.

        With this, I'd have to forgo those peripherals, run off batteries or pay an extortionate fee for an adaptor. Yet another dongle. Having used laptops that had all interfaces on-board (no dongles required), to having that MacBook that needed dongles for nearly everything (except USB thankfully), to going back to a utilitarian laptop, I'll stick to what I have now.

        No thanks. Not at AU$1300. The lack of being able to loose some silly and expensive adaptor more than makes up for the machine's bulk.

        1. Dave 126

          Re: Ports

          >Can you actually buy any other laptop (with a £1000 start price) with just a VGA resolution webcam?

          How many buyers of this Macbook don't already have an iPhone? If I had to guess, I'd hazard that most Macbook users will already own an iPhone and use its camera instead.

          Anyway, who wants to see me in HD? I've only ever seen Tommy Cooper, Charlie Chaplin and Peter Cook in SD, yet their facial expressions came through.

          Now, in an ideal world we world have the best and biggest of everything. Unfortunately, engineering is about priorities and compromises.

        2. Joel Berman

          Re: Ports

          You can plug your headset into the little port with the picture of the headset near it, or spring for a bluetooth one. You do not need a tablet if you have this. It is basically a tablet replacement. What kind of tablet do you have that has USB ports by the way?

          Also, if you can really buy one for AU$1300 you are getting a great deal. In my country it cost US$1300 which is AUD1600.

      2. James Cane

        Re: Ports

        USB stick, camera, mouse, keyboard, phone (handy for charging), monitor

        Not all at once generally. That said, I use my laptop to work from home. My company uses a remote desktop approach, so I plug my personal laptop into a biggish monitor and hook up a keyboard and mouse.

        Don't forget that without an adapter you can't plug /anything/ into the new Macbook if you're running on mains power.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Ports

        wow, downvotes for asking a question, the Phantom DV and his/her minions must be out again!!!

    3. Bill Fresher

      Re: Ports

      Another USB-C port and a micro sd slot and it would be pretty neat.

    4. Joel Berman

      Re: Ports

      I've had one for a week. It was a replacement for my iPad and for that it is great. I wish it had LTE, but WiFi is almost everywhere. The port is not an issue and the performance is not an issue. I also have a Mac Mini at home, and a 17" Macbook Pro at work set up like a desktop with monitor, mouse and keyboard. Yesterday I worked for 5 hours at a coffee shop and it was fine. The battery lasted the entire time and my working files are in Evernote and in Dropbox so no issue with that.

      So far I have not felt limited, and my biggest adjustment was getting used to the keyboard.

  2. John Latham

    It's all wrong

    A low power CPU with a high power screen just doesn't make any sense.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge
      Meh

      Re: It's all wrong

      They've got to give it a retina screen or they run the risk of too many people catching on and saying it's a heap of crap. Just compare the specs and prices to the MacBook Airs, there's no reason at all to buy one of these.

      1. Headley_Grange Silver badge

        Re: It's all wrong

        Until you realize that Apple defines font sizes in pixels so the only way to get system fonts bigger (when your eyes go and you're an old git like me) is to reduce the resolution of the screen. So I've paid a shedload for a retina screen and the first thing I have to do is to knacker it so I can read the system fonts.

    2. Michael Jennings

      Re: It's all wrong

      Nope, it doesn't. Once there have been two or three generations more generations of CPU from Intel and you can get a bit more CPU power into the platform, though, it will be quite nice. The original Macbook Air in 2008 was also ludicrously underpowered, but by 2011 it was quite useful, and it's a pretty mainstream laptop in terms of CPU and GPU power these days. (It had more ports, too). So I might be looking at getting one of these in 2017 or 2018.

      1. Dave 126

        Re: It's all wrong

        It is intended to show intent, just as the original Air (no ethernet!!) and the Bondi Blue iMac (no floppy disk drive!!) were in their time - one got another USB socket for MK 2, the other became more sensible looking. In time, it will be given a faster CPU, and the rest of the world will have adopted USB C.

        Just think of it as an iPad that is good for emails - for some people that is just fine. Others can buy a Macbook Pro, Alienware or whatever best fits their own personal needs.

  3. Richard Taylor 2

    Oh dear - MagSafe gone, and one of my laffs was people falling over and knocking their laptops of a table during meetings (tea/smoke/coffee break). I suppose mac users will do that now as well..

    1. Paw Bokenfohr

      I think the idea..

      ..is that you don't actually need to charge it through the day; it has (ballpark) the same "real world" run time as an iPad so I think that Apple's use case is that the only people who will buy this will be light users - web surfing, doc editing, email (no Final Cut, no Photoshop etc) - and so all they will need to do is to charge it overnight and then use it on battery the whole day.

      But I agree, not for me (or us, on this site, even if you're not an Apple hater) because it's just too limited. But it wouldn't be for my parents. Or my sister. Or probably even "most" people (as in more than 50% of the population). So long as you don't consider the cost.

      1. Tom Graham

        Re: I think the idea..

        I could live with just one port.

        But that would be one port and a power connector.

        Effectively this is a computer with no ports, and has lost the mag-safe power connector which is one of the best things about my MBP.

        Sure there is a market for these - people whose use is 100 percent mobile - but that is a pretty small market and they are cutting themselves off from a much bigger one.

      2. ChrisBedford

        Re: I think the idea..

        "the only people who will buy this will be light users"

        Sheez at £ 1,100+ they'd be pretty well-heeled light users, then.

    2. badger31

      I agree. MagSafe is a work of genius - why get rid of it? Seems like a backward step to me. I love my 5yo MBP but it's definitely showing it's age, despite the upgraded RAM (8GB) and SSD (512GB). But at least I could upgrade it. I'd love a new MacBook, but every year Apple give me less incentive to buy one. More expensive, less power, non-upgradable and now no MagSafe! Fuck Apple. Now I'll have to find a nice ultra book and stick linux mint on it. Bollocks.

      1. Michael Jennings

        At least USB-C does not lock you in to Apple.

        The one annoying thing about Magsafe is that Apple ruthlessly protects it, so if you want another charger there are no discount ones. The good thing about USB-C is that it is not an Apple only standard, so although Apple's adaptors and chargers are expensive, there is nothing stopping you buying cheaper products from other manufacturers. Or at least there won't be once those products start shipping.

        1. Dave 126

          Re: At least USB-C does not lock you in to Apple.

          The use/charge patterns of tablets has provided data about the way *some* people will use this Macbook. If my phone is charging and I decide I want to use it, I unplug it, do what I want to do, and then plug it back in again. It is not expected that people will not often use this laptop whilst it is plugged in - indeed, with its battery life, it will be rare that they have to - so the clear benefits of the MagSafe connector would rarely come into play anyway

          In the future, more people will use USB-C monitors and port extenders (remember, everyone is moving to this standard). Unlike power bricks, these live on the desk not on the floor, so a tugged cable won't drag the laptop off the desk.

          Many people are used to phones and tablets that don't need ports.

          [I have an Android phone with microSD and USB OTG - both of which I have only used once. If I got my arse in gear and finally sorted out my home storage system and network, I wouldn't even have plugged my phone into my laptop.]

  4. adnim

    Still lovin....

    My NP400X4C....It has a 250Gb Samsung Evo 840 now though. The silly 128Gb Sandisk is making a 2Gb, 8 year old Conroe laptop running Mint seem modern.

    I work on a laptop, I watch HD content on an HD screen.

    Regarding the Magsafe.. Now that was clever.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Apple MacBook 2015 - want one!

    Apple Watch 2015 - don't want one!

  6. Lamont Cranston

    It's an iPad with a keyboard.

    Credit where it's due: Apple know their market.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: It's an iPad with a keyboard.

      It's a keyboard... with as much feedback as a ZX81's and the left and right cursor keys have been made full size yet the up and down keys are half sized and therefore the cluster of keys as a whole is more difficult to find, at least until muscle memory remembers for you.

    2. tempemeaty
      Gimp

      Re: It's an iPad with a keyboard.

      Now that makes sense. I agree. It is an iPad with a keyboard.

      Of course I always thought the "Air" product line was supposed to cover that and the regular "Macbooks" without that designation were for the normal "all-things" notebook/laptop activity and productivity on the go.

      Now it's like both are just tablet and netbook replacements sans productivity. To me, this is a formula for confusion, angst, frustration and anger with their fanboys & girls customers.

      1. Dave 126

        Re: It's an iPad with a keyboard.

        >It's an iPad with a keyboard. Credit where it's due: Apple know their market.

        A good fraction of it, yes. "Yeah, it's like the iPad you're used to with its 8hr battery and high res screen, but it's got a keyboard" is a pretty clear and simple way to communicate this machine's strengths (and compromises) to potential buyers. Some of them might think to themselves: "Well, the only time I pick up my laptop instead of my iPad is when I want to type something, and this thing isn't much heavier, so.... hmmm maybe".

        It is only for a good fraction of Apple's market though - they do still make Macbook Pros and Airs.

  7. JDX Gold badge

    The 2304x1440 IPS panel [is] more than adequate

    That's rather an understatement

  8. JDX Gold badge

    RIP Magsafe?

    I always thought this was a real touch of genius and remains one of my favourite Mac features. Can't believe they're ditching it.

    1. chivo243 Silver badge

      Re: RIP Magsafe?

      Also I'd like to see the pool of users who all come with their kit charged fully?!

      Hope it's only removed from this model, and they see the error in their ways. I've seen the magsafe prevent a sure KO trip and fall and saving the MBP.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: RIP Magsafe?

      Quite. I can't abide Macs or the OS but the one piece of engineering I really admired and envied was the power connector.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'll take MacOS any day because it's certified UNIX

    Completely missing from the article and discussion is that MacOS is UNIX -- certified UNIX -- and comes with a boatload of extra tools. You can live in a shell or xterm all day.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I'll take MacOS any day because it's certified UNIX

      We're not complaining about the OS. I'd sooner see it on a more useful machine.

      Hell, if Apple released MacOS X for IBM clones, they'd make a killing! There will still be a market who want the "premium" experience of running MacOS X in its native habitat (on Apple hardware) but it would make a real compelling alternative to Windows and Linux.

      1. James Cane

        Re: I'll take MacOS any day because it's certified UNIX

        "Hell, if Apple released MacOS X for IBM clones, they'd make a killing!"

        Gosh, yes. If only Apple could find a way to make money.

      2. Chris Parsons

        Re: I'll take MacOS any day because it's certified UNIX

        True, that's why I love my Hackintosh. Go and see Tonymac, and you can do it too!

    2. asdf

      Re: I'll take MacOS any day because it's certified UNIX

      Yeah but you can tell they are slowly replacing the BSD user land parts whenever they can, launchd for example (but at least it isn't systemd, the name gives it all away). All you have to do is run Freebsd on a Mac to see quite big differences even if you stay only in the CLI on both. MacPorts can bridge the difference enough though I guess.

  10. Kevin McMurtrie Silver badge

    Sleek laptop in a bulky bag

    The problem with these laptops is that they stop being sleek and portable the moment you realize that they need a pile of accessory gadgets to go with them. If you're taking it to meetings you need an HDMI adaptor and power cable. If you're taking to a hotel you need power and an Ethernet adaptor. A road trip might need a USB-C adaptor, 12 inverter, and a cell modem. Eventually you realize that a bigger laptop would actually be more portable.

    1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

      Re: Sleek laptop in a bulky bag

      If you genuinely need all that, this isn't for you. Apple's clearly pushing the idea of wireless, so in AppleWorld(TM):

      No HDMI cable necessary, as all projectors are AirPlay equipped (or have an AppleTV connected):

      No power cable necessary, with all-day runtime

      No cell modem necessary, with Personal Hotspot on your iPhone

      No Ethernet adapter necessary, because wifi is ubiquitous.

      In this world, the MacBook makes complete sense.

      PS I travel 3 weeks out of 4 and spend my life in hotels giving seminars. So I would fall in the target demographic for this. I can honestly say I've never missed Ethernet (don't think the Ethernet port on my MBP has ever been used), and I always use Personal Hotspot if I need remote connectivity; but I would need a USB-C to VGA cable. Apart from that, this would be fine for me if I could just remember to keep it charged.

      1. CaptainBlue

        Re: Sleek laptop in a bulky bag

        Zackly!

        I want lightness and enough power to do a couple of hours max without plugging it in.

        Werk gave me a new MacBook Pro to play with a few months back, but I'd probably still want to buy one of these and take it with me.

        All I'll need to take with me is the multiport adaptor (VGA) to plug in hotel projectors, which is what I already do as the VGA adaptor isn't on my MBP as standard.

        MagSafe? Not an issue, but then I'm not clumsy and tend to avoid numpties...

  11. Banksy

    Can it run Crysis?

    Well, can it?

    1. DNTP

      Re: Can it run Crysis?

      Probably yes, possibly not very well, definitely not an application you'd buy one of these for.

  12. Slap

    To be honest

    To be honest, for the kind of duties I see this device being put to I'd rather have an iPad with one of those Bluetooth keyboard cases.

    Sure the iPad doesn't run OS X (well it does but that's an argument for another time) and there's no finder, but by using goodreader as a file manager I could get along fine within the remit of what I would expect to do with the new MacBook.

    I'm sure the new MacBook has it's market, but even as a long time Apple user I'm not in it.

  13. Frederick Tennant

    For people who dont want a iPad

    Yes please, this is perfect if you cant stand a iPad with a Bluetooth keyboard and mouse. perfect for that little job which you cant do on your phone, just pop Dreamweaver on her and off you go. As for USB C well just look on Amazon or Ebay and find that adapter you want cheaper than Apple. Now who is going to be first to make a MagSafe to USB C.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That's an awful lot of money for Apple's answer to the Chromebook.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      True

      but my gf's old powerbook is sicky bad, and with all the problems she was having with the latest

      software on the banks etc, she purchased an apple air.

      After a bit of tuition from Aimee the wiz kid, she transitioned from osx tiger to yosemite, with few

      problems, dumping her micro$oft office for apple mail and libre office.

      A happy bunny so far , so a happy Aimee!!

      1. James Cane

        Re: True

        "Micro$oft"? You do know that it's not 1999 anymore, right? Prince had his party. And Apple make more $ than Microsoft ever managed.

        1. ChrisBedford

          Re: True

          "You do know that it's not 1999 anymore, right?"

          Likewise an earlier comment about "IBM clones". I wonder when last IBM made PCs, much less any PC was referred to as a "clone".

  15. POSitality

    Take my advice...

    ...buy the Lenovo Yoga 3 Vanilla (i.e. not the Pro) it's the same chipset, same size, similar spec.

    Differences:

    - Screen, only 1920x1080 but reasonable for the screen size

    - Only 128GB flash drive but you do get a SD card slot

    - Plastic so not as durable but a lot lighter

    - Micro HDMI port

    - Full size USB 3.0 port, full size USB 2.0 port

    - Oh, and a socket that looks a lot like USB... actually a custom charge port that doubles as USB 2.0!!! Did I mention the Lenovo charger can also double as a standard 5V/2A phone charger?

    For an engineer on the go all over the City you can only cry over a missing Ethernet port. As you have soooo many USB ports (for such a titchy laptop) a USB to Ether adaptor is bearable :)

    1. James Cane

      Re: Take my advice...

      Yoga 3 sounds good. Does it come with Mac OS? Or are you comparing apples and oranges?

    2. Dave 126

      Re: Take my advice...

      >- Plastic so not as durable but a lot lighter

      Ug?

      According to the article the Macbook weighs 0.92 Kg. According to Lenovo.com, the Yoga 3 weighs 1.2Kg

      1. POSitality

        Re: Take my advice...

        Weight... Doh! You got me there. I suspect the metal on all those extra ports add up :)

        As for "Apples vs Oranges" this might be the easiest hackintosh given the identical chipset. Don't fancy the keyboard differences and the lack of touch screen support in OSX though.

        Still, given the Yoga's £550 to £600 price tag it really shows you're paying for style.

  16. Chris G

    Mac Happy Book

    I just can't get rid of the mental image of a freebie full of clown pictures that comes with a Happy Meal whenever I hear MacBook.

  17. djstardust

    Yoga 2 Pro

    You can get the Yoga 2 Pro for less than this and it's infinitely better.

    1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

      Re: Yoga 2 Pro

      "Better" is in the mind of the user. To me, 'Better' means 'Runs OSX' and 'Interfaces seamlessly with everything else in my Apple world (AppleTV, iPhone, iPad and AirPlay in every room).

      So in my use case no, the Yoga 2 Pro is not 'Better'.

      1. Matt Devney
        Stop

        Re: Yoga 2 Pro

        I am in total agreement with your sentiment, but please be aware that as soon as someone makes a list of all their Apple products and finishes it off with an "in every room" comment, they do sound rather smug and ostentatious. Try leaving out everything in the brackets and you still make the same point...

        I like your handle by the way.

        1. Lord Elpuss Silver badge

          Re: Yoga 2 Pro

          Fair point Matt, on rereading my post I did sound like a bit of a cock. Not my intention, sorry. My point is, as a household we made a conscious decision a few years ago to move over to Apple - so instead of Windows, Samsung and Sonos, we have Apple. In some ways it's better to have everything integrated (Apple kit really does work very well together) and in some ways it's not (AirPlay remains a poor cousin to Sonos), but it was the definition of 'better' that I was taking issue with.

          Cheers,

  18. Mark 65

    The design of the new MacBook is world class.

    With one solitary port primarily used for charging, the necessity of buying an adaptor that the cheap fucks can't be arsed throwing in for free less it dampen the 40% margin, and having 1/10 repairability I think I can safely say this is not World class design. Shiny yes, World class? Certainly not.

    1. Dave 126

      Design is judged purely on being fit for purpose.

      A paring knife can be well designed, you don't judge it on its ability to carve up a chicken.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        The purpose here?

        Separating a group of gullible wealthy people from their money. It will succeed admirably, I've no doubt.

  19. jason 7

    Why have there been no press pictures...

    ...of it in 'power user' mode with all the dongles attached?

    Or is it as one 'apologist' said to me..."it's just a simple device!"

    Really?

    1. jubtastic1

      Re: Why have there been no press pictures...

      Imagine someone using it with a bluetooth mouse, keyboard and headset, the screen mirrored to a 100" TV via AppleTV, Dropbox, iCloud or GDrive taking the place of a USB thumb drive etc.

      It's the same thing they've always done, dropping technologies that are on their way out even though they're still in use, if you can live in that wireless future now then its perfect, if you can't then it's not like it's the only laptop they make is it.

      1. jason 7

        Re: Why have there been no press pictures...

        Or is it more to do with Ives design arrogance painting himself into a corner?

        Next years model will have to drop the keyboard.

        1. D@v3

          Re: drop the keyboard...

          *cough* iPad *cough*

          1. jason 7

            Re: drop the keyboard...

            Yep, thats the ultimate plan.

  20. Somtimes_Right

    Just 1 more port and they would have had it

    If they had 1xmagsafe + 1xUSBc or just 2xUSBc I think a lot of the arguing about how bad it is having 1 port would have never happened. I think this was a mistake on Apple's part not just from a practical point of view but because they took the focus away from what they have produced to what it is so obviously missing. So much of every review and the comments sections are taken up talking about the single port. When I asked people about whether they would get one they all focused on that limitation and said no. I haven't actually met a Mac user yet that has said they would buy it (and there are a lot of Mac users where I work).

    Even though you can argue that it is the future, I prefer a future where I can power and USB at the same time without having to remember/buy a dongle. Even if you say it is not needed, it is an image problem and I believe will drastically reduce the sales they could have had if they included 2 ports.

  21. bex

    blunt talking

    This will sell well to a f ultimately disappointed people with too much money. Get a surface pro 3 at least it will be able to do more than watch cat videos.

  22. gtardy
    FAIL

    Overpriced, underpowered, underconnected, and with a soon peeling display

    I just replaced my overpriced, faulty MacBookPro 15 (graphics card "glitches").

    Have you heard of Apple's 2 worldwide recalls (MacBooks of 2007 and 2011), and their latest "screen-peeling" scandal ?

    Then you will understand that, for my latest notebook, I preferred taking a safer bet... with the new Dell XPS 13.

    The Dell XPS 13 is a machine built for business: latest Intel Core 5 processor, 8GB memory and 256GB SSD storage, 13.3 inch display (1920x1080 pixels, matte, razor-thin bezel)... with 2 USB 3.0 ports, Mini Display Port and power port ! And light, too, with just 1.18 kg (2.6 lb).

    All for CHF 1'030 (which is about USD 1'115, GBP 735 or EUR 990) + VAT, free shipping.

    Yep, you read it right, roughly 40% cheaper than the new MacBook Air, despite a much more powerful processor, more readable (matte) display, thinner bezel, and plenty more ports than what Apple fanbois could ever dream of !!!

    Plus I don't have to worry about a failing graphics card or peeling display just a few years down the road. A sounder sleep is priceless.

    1. James Cane

      Re: Overpriced, underpowered, underconnected, and with a soon peeling display

      Nice. How is Dell as an employer, anyway? Good perks?

      (Next time don't post weight coversions in brackets. Too obvious.)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Overpriced, underpowered, underconnected, and with a soon peeling display

        Indeed, Dells have their problems. In this establishment, Dell rhymes with Hell.

      2. gtardy
        Holmes

        Re: Overpriced, underpowered, underconnected, and with a soon peeling display

        You couldn't be any further from the truth. I have just finished a Master of Law, have been looking for a job since April.

        But I would have better work for Dell (or any such company that actually cares a minimum for their customers) than for Apple. If a company has no qualms about screwing their customers over again and again, what a chance they treat their empoyees any better?

    2. smot

      Re: Overpriced, underpowered, underconnected, and with a soon peeling display

      And a replaceable battery... which runs for longer...

      My own XPS13 is i7, 512, 3200x1800 touch display.

      And with Ubuntu Gnome loaded improves substantially over the rather clunky OSX look 'n' feel.

      You did mention lots of ports, didn't you?

      This new Mac 2015 really doesn't add anything new to get excited about. Unless, of course, you're locked into their world.

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    USB-C created by manufacturers who are colour blind.

    Give me one of those new backwards compatible, wider, proper USB 3.1/3.0 ports any day.

    All they really had to do was colour code the sockets with a lighter colour on the bottoms !

  24. SB

    Going to buy one, never had a mac before

    Previously had dell xps, the older version. Really enjoyed the lightweight, didn't like the lack of ports - but got used to it.

    I want a decent screen, lightweight, no fan, performant enough for dev work/movies/surfing. this ticks the boxes. The core m is actually a decent processor, check out the anand tech article which goes in depth. I will only ever use the macbook for surfing/watching movies/development. The cost is comparable to other laptops with similar spec. Except for the asus zenbook ux305, which is tempting. But I want to try some apple dev for shiggles.

    Never had a an apple before, not a fanbois.

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  25. Arthur Reader

    It's a MacBook appliance designed to die

    What Apple have done is create a laptop as an appliance like an iPad only much worse. It's got designed obsolescence built in.

    If you check out ifixit.com's teardown at https://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/Retina+Macbook+2015+Teardown/39841 you'll discover that this thing has been carefully engineered to be practically impossible to upgrade or repair in any significant way.

    *Proprietary screws to hold some components together.

    *The batteries are glued down into the case - so when the batteries die, end of laptop. Buy another

    *The Retina display is a fused unit - no way to change anything in it.

    *The processor, RAM and flash memory have been SOLDERED to the motherboard - problems with any of those things and you're screwed.

    *The motherboard is glued to the case.

    *Everything connects through one USB-c connector, power and peripherals, the lot - when that wears out you buy another laptop.

    This thing is designed to have a limited lifespan. It's the ultimate throw-away laptop appliance for rich people, because the first component to fail causes the laptop to be useless. It's designed for landfill only.

    ifixit.com gave it 1/10 (its lowest score) for maintainability.

    If Apple had put a clock showing how long you've got left before it's garbage, it could not have done more to be an expensive throw-away.

    1. jason 7

      Re: It's a MacBook appliance designed to die

      Yes so do the prices listed reflect adding in at least 4 years of Apple Care for it?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It's a MacBook appliance designed to die

      I think Apple are gunning for the ultimate prize: a 0/10 iFixIt score.

  26. Tchou
    Happy

    CPU Not so bad really ...

    ... for a laptop :

    https://www.cpubenchmark.net/compare.php?cmp%5B%5D=2515&cmp%5B%5D=2017&cmp%5B%5D=1144

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