back to article Shields up! Shields up! ASTRONAUTS flying to MARS will arrive BRAIN DAMAGED, boffins claim

A NASA-funded study into the effects of long-term space travel has a troubling conclusion: astronauts going to Mars could arrive with brain damage. The research, conducted by the University of California Irvine and published in the Science Advances journal, involved bombarding mice with ionised oxygen and titanium nuclei for …

  1. x 7

    I rather thought all though volunteers for that reality TV mission to mars program were brain-damaged anyway,. Doubt if this effect will make much difference to them...

    1. Martin Summers Silver badge

      I imagine if you told them they had to cover themselves with human feaces to survive they would do it. That'd be fun to watch.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Brain damaged?

      You do know that several of the most awesome astronauts ever have volunteered to go, right? People who were willing to risk their lives going into space in the 60s are now realising that they're going to die soon anyway so why not be the first person to die on mars?

      1. Martin Summers Silver badge

        Re: Brain damaged?

        Fair enough, I must admit to not knowing a lot about the volunteers. I was under the impression that a lot of them were just a bunch of wannabe reality TV stars such as you'd find in Big Brother. I stand corrected if not.

      2. Mark 85

        Re: Brain damaged?

        Uh...yeah..... they're roughly in their 70's and 80's now. I'm not sure if they could live through the launch.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Brain damaged?

          I will admit a certain curiosity as to whether a Russian matriarch can survive spaceflight after all these years. Though I'd not bet against it.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Brain damaged?

            Just replying to myself to add that John Glenn made it into space at 77.

  2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    Not really equivalent

    Cramming a given dose of radiation into a shorter period of time doesn't allow for any capacity the brain may have for repairing the damage caused by the same dose given at a lower level over a longer period.

    1. Tony Haines

      Re: Not really equivalent

      Having very quickly eyeballed the paper, which is freely accessible, I don't think that's actually what they did.

      They exposed mice to a dose of ionising radiation (they say a low dose - as I understand it, intended to be equivalent to space-flight), then six weeks later, found this impaired performance.

      From the paper:

      //The persistent reduction in the ability of irradiated animals to react to novelty after such low-dose exposures suggests that space-relevant fluences of HZE particles can elicit long-term cognitive decrements in learning and memory.//

      1. Graham Dawson Silver badge

        Re: Not really equivalent

        Well... the issue is that they gave them the dose all at once, and a quick check around the numbers makes me think it's a lot higher than anyone would expect to be exposed to in space.

        Skylab 4 was an 84 day mission. The astronauts were exposed to about 17 rems cumulative over that time, or 0.17 Grays. That's for 84 days, or a rate of 0.0000082 Gy/minute (Assuming I can indeed count and am not ballsing up the conversion between rems and Grays, and I'd appreciate if someone checked the maths). This test exposed the mice to between 0.5 and 1 Gy per minute for a short but sustained period. If the skylab astronauts had suffered that sort of radiation absorption for the entire mission then they would have take on board 120,000 Grays of radiation. They'd be dead. In fact they'd probably have cooked right through.

        This experiment suffers the same issue that a lot of mouse experiments suffer - they expose the mice to an unrealistically high dose of whatever is being tested and assume a linear relationship between dose and effect, and assume that a single large dose is equivalent to a chronic low dose. They don't examine whether there's an effect from low-level cumulative radiation exposure. They just blast them in the brain with what would be a fatal dose of radiation if it was sustained for more than a minute, and then act surprised when they turn out brain damaged.

        Thing is, even assuming there is a cumulative effect from radiation, you have to account for the body's ability to absorb and adapt to radiation over a sustained period. If you expose someone to a cumulatively high dose of radiation over a period of a few years they will likely not suffer any effects from it, beyond an increased risk of particular cancers. Expose them to the same high dose of radiation over a second and their organs will melt and dribble out of their behind.

        tl;dr the experiment assumes a linear relationship between dose and effect. The experiment posited an unrealistic environment and did not test what would happen in reality.

        Sources:

        http://srag-nt.jsc.nasa.gov/spaceradiation/faq/faq.cfm

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_%28unit%29

        (and an assumption that the 1:1 rad/rem relationship holds in the particular situation described)

        1. hammarbtyp

          Re: Not really equivalent

          Skylab 4 was an 84 day mission. The astronauts were exposed to about 17 rems cumulative over that time, or 0.17 Grays

          I could be wrong here, but wasn't skylab in low earth orbit so was protected from the majority of the nasties by the earths magnetic field? I guess the closest equivalent is the moon missions but of course they only lasted 4 days so it would be difficult to extrapolate to a 2 -3 year mission.

          Of course the best way to reduce exposure would be to get them there and back faster....

          1. Graham Dawson Silver badge

            Re: Not really equivalent

            The Apollo 14 astronauts were apparently exposed to 1400mrem over 4 days, which seems to be even less than skylab. There's a lot to account for there though. They were on the moon for a good portion of the mission and likely shielded from a fair amount of radiation by its sheer bulk.

            All of which leads me to the only sane conclusion: in order to get to mars safely, we need to use the moon as a spaceship.

            1. Dr Scrum Master
              Mushroom

              Re: Not really equivalent

              All of which leads me to the only sane conclusion: in order to get to mars safely, we need to use the moon as a spaceship.

              With nuclear propulsion on one side and a moon base on the other?

              1. Benchops

                > we need to use the moon as a spaceship.

                > With nuclear propulsion on one side and a moon base on the other?

                For the benefit of the younger readers, this is clearly madness because the attempts to do this 16 years ago completely missed Mars (see the documentaries on youtube).

              2. Maynard G. Krebs

                Re: Not really equivalent

                I think you mean an exploding nuclear waste dump on one side and a moon base on the other. Space 1999 anyone.....

            2. Mark 85

              @Graham Re: Not really equivalent

              All of which leads me to the only sane conclusion: in order to get to mars safely, we need to use the moon as a spaceship.

              I think that is a winner. Just make sure to put it back when you're done with it. We need for the tides....

            3. P. Lee
              Coat

              Re: Not really equivalent

              >All of which leads me to the only sane conclusion: in order to get to mars safely, we need to use the moon as a spaceship.

              And what will they do when it hatches?

            4. Sarah Balfour

              Re: Not really equivalent

              The logical conclusion, therefore, being that the first colonists on Mars would have to be Clangers - right…?

            5. phil8192

              Re: Not really equivalent

              The Apollo astronauts may have gotten some shielding from deep-space radiation by having the Moon under their feet, but since all the missions happened during daylight periods, they were exposed to particle streams from the Sun, with essentially zero protection against x-rays and gamma-rays afforded by their space suits and the tinfoil-like structure of the Lunar Excursion Module (LEM). The most energetic cosmic rays emanate from cataclysmic events and distant objects quite unlike the Sun, though, so, except during times of solar flares, their exposure would have been fairly benign.

            6. Pookietoo

              Re: use the moon as a spaceship

              Perhaps use it as a staging post - maybe mine and process the shielding material on Luna, so it's a lot cheaper/easier to chuck it at Mars than if it was lifted from Terra.

            7. I&I

              Space 1999

              Gerry Anderson had it right

            8. I&I

              Re: Not really equivalent

              Our Mysterious Spaceship Moon - Don Wilson

              Space 1999 - Gerry Anderson

          2. Dani Eder

            Re: Not really equivalent

            The Earth's magnetic field deflects most of the external radiation from the Sun and cosmos, but it also traps a part of it in the Van Allen radiation belts. The magnetic field is tilted and offset from the geographic poles, so there is one region (the South Atlantic Anomaly) where the belts are lower than elsewhere. That's where astronauts in low orbit pick up most of their radiation dose.

            Skylab was in a low inclination orbit, and the belts are aligned mostly east-west. The ISS is in a higher inclination orbit to accommodate launches from the various international partners. So it crosses the South Atlantic Anomaly more perpendicular, and thus spends less time in it. The ISS also has more equipment around the walls of the modules compared to Skylab, which provides some amount of shielding. So the exposure rate is considerably lower (about 2/3 lower, but I would have to check).

            1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
              Alien

              Re: Not really equivalent

              So, even for a lowly trip to Mars, we need to be in the Protector stage of our lifecycle.

              We need more research into sweet potatoes, thallium and viruses!

              1. dorsetknob
                Alien

                Re: Not really equivalent

                Hello Brennan how are the pak these days

                No doubt you think i'm taking the Phssthpok

                1. Graham Dawson Silver badge

                  Re: Not really equivalent

                  What in heaven's name are you talking about?

                  1. FutureShock999

                    Re: Not really equivalent

                    Someone hasn't read their Larry Niven...no excuse, really.

                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protector_(novel)

                    1. Graham Dawson Silver badge
                      Facepalm

                      Re: Not really equivalent

                      "Someone hasn't read their Larry Niven..."

                      I plead guilty m'lud, and throw myself on the mercy of the court.

                      "The logical conclusion, therefore, being that the first colonists on Mars would have to be Clangers - right…?"

                      No. Mars has no blue string. They'd never survive.

                  2. John Savard

                    Re: Not really equivalent

                    In the 1973 novel Protector, by Larry Niven, Phssthpok was a protector-stage Pak. That's what he was talking about.

                  3. Al Black

                    Re: Not really equivalent

                    Protector - Larry Niven.

                    If you haven't read this you are a cultural illiterate.

                  4. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Not really equivalent

                    Read more, post less... If you don't get the reference, google it.

        2. Tony Haines

          Re: Not really equivalent

          As I said I did just scan the paper - and I didn't do any checking on the numbers - but I think they do address that. They're concerned about cosmic rays - which cause a sudden, large amount of damage along their path through secondary ionisation. So although the _average_ dose throughout the trip might be low, it'll have occasional high spikes. It's these spikes that they're trying to model.

          // Our data clearly demonstrate that low-dose HZE particle exposure leads to persistent impairments in behavioral performance ...//

          They do mention that the exposure isn't exactly like a cosmic ray strike:

          // Although we cannot simulate exactly the complex and prolonged charged particle irradiation pattern encountered in space, ...//

          So they're at the very least thinking about how the exposure works.

          In practice, animal experiments are not cheap and easy, so they tend to be planned out carefully. I suspect that it would be difficult to get ethical approval for a half-arsed random exposure experiment, even if the law on that in America is less stringent than the UK.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Not really equivalent

          Some background in Radiobiology is needed here with regards to dose-rate and high LET Radiation.

          Dose-rate does not matter at low doses because its a binary encounter either a biomolecule gets hit or it does not get hit by a particle. Its only when the dose is high that the dose-rate has an effect because biomolecules or even cells will get hit more than once. Even then the reduction at the same dose (say 1 Gy of X-rays) is about a factor of two less as shown in hundreds of experiments. Not that large as you go from high to low dose-rate.

          But this experiment is with cosmic ray heavy ions which are high LET (linear energy transfer) radiation and there is no dose-rate effect that will occur at these low doses (0.05 or 0.3 Gy). The FACT that little or no dose-rate effect occurs for high LET at low to even high doses (up to more than 1 Gy) also has been shown in many hundreds of radiobiology experiments.

          Also the region of the brain effected is the Pre-frontal cortex neurons. These are differentiated cells and no new ones in adults. Dose-rate effects are even less for differentiated cells and tissue compared to rapidly dividing tissues.

          Understand if readers are not aware of the literature. Zurbin and the Mars society comment like their experts but their not. I have seen in last two years Zubrin say the cancer risk for a Mars mission is low based on the BEIR II report from the 1960's. Too deceptive or lazy to read BEIR VII report from 2007 which estimates a four times higher cancer risk for the same physical dose and all of this is for low LET not high LET, which is very uncertain risk because no human data. There are issues in going from mice to humans but nothing to do with the dose-rate or doses used in the experiments.

      2. John Savard

        Re: Not really equivalent

        But the point is that they exposed the mice to one dose of radiation in a short time, instead of exposing the mice to the same total amount of radiation over the time a Mars mission would take, so that the brain could repair itself between receiving a little radiation and then receiving some more.

        For most parts of the body, this is a very valid objection. But most of the brain doesn't undergo constant cell division the way the tissues of the rest of the body do. So it isn't renewed constantly.

        No doubt the mice were much more likely to develop cancer than astronauts would have been, making the study entirely invalid for measuring that risk.

        1. Dave 126

          Re: Not really equivalent

          >All of which leads me to the only sane conclusion: in order to get to mars safely, we need to use the moon as a spaceship.

          There is also the Mars Cycler concept promoted by Buzz Aldrin:

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_cycler

          As I understand it, you get a bloody great rock into a cyclic path back an forth between Earth and Mars, and then human craft hop on at one end and hop off at the other. The mass of your rock isn't an issue, so more shielding can be used.

          As regards going faster, do you remember those tests of an Electromagnetic Drive the Reg reported on? Last year thrust was observed without the expulsion of any propellant. Last month, it was tested in a vacuum and thrust was still observed.

          http://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2015/04/evaluating-nasas-futuristic-em-drive/

          Please note, despite the linkied article jumping enthusiastically to potential spaceflight applications, this isn't yet a prototype engine; engineers still may have overlooked some alternate cause of the observed 'thrsust', or physicists have some retrhinking to do.

          1. Tom 38

            Re: Not really equivalent

            As I understand it, you get a bloody great rock into a cyclic path back an forth between Earth and Mars

            So that's what happened to the dinosaurs...

    2. Martin Budden Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: Not really equivalent

      So what you are basically saying is that 21 pints spread across a week is barely noticeable but the same amount of booze in one evening might result in unscheduled regurgitation? Fair enough.

  3. frank ly

    Tinfoil Hats?

    For the duration of the journey? Or maybe plastic as mentioned in the article, or lead .....

    1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

      Re: Tinfoil Hats?

      No. Water ones.

      The only way to provide reasonable shielding is if the astronauts are shielded by the propellant. 1m of water goes a very long way towards shielding both nuclear propulsion and cosmic rays. 1m tank + shield around a sphere with 10m radius is ~ 400 tons. If some of this water is used as a propellant to get to Mars orbit and back you are also looking at a journey time under 30 days.

      The problem is getting all that water onto the spaceship in the first place. If you are launching from Earth - not a way in hell. It is not feasible. If it has been brought into Earth orbit from the Asteroid belt., than it is a completely different ball game.

      IMHO, we are planning things in the wrong order. We have to get (via automated capture ships) to the asteroid belt first and only then we can go to other places in the solar system.

      1. Dani Eder

        Shielding source

        > The problem is getting all that water onto the spaceship in the first place. If you are launching from Earth - not a way in hell. It is not feasible. If it has been brought into Earth orbit from the Asteroid belt., than it is a completely different ball game.

        The inner Solar System is filled with asteroids in random orbits. 12,500 have been found in the "near Earth" category alone, and there should be similar numbers between Earth and Mars. Some, the Chondrites, contain up to 20% water and hydrocarbons. The answer is then to send a tug to move some of that asteroid rock into a repeating Mars transfer orbit, and stuff it into a cylindrical shell of storage lockers. When you launch your crew mission, you meet up with this shell, and slide the habitat module inside, then travel protected by the shielding layer.

        Since the asteroids are in random orbits and there are lots of them, you will always find ones that are already close to the orbit you want, and therefore don't have to move them very far. For a bonus, you can process some of the rock for supplies. Your tug can maintain the shielding's transfer orbit, since such orbits are not naturally stable. You can then use it on later missions.

      2. Fink-Nottle

        Re: Tinfoil Hats?

        > We have to get (via automated capture ships) to the asteroid belt first and only then we can go to other places in the solar system.

        It's fairly standard S.F. dogma that once you can capture an asteroid, a metalic 'un could be hollowed out to create a shielded space habitat / Mars spacecraft.

      3. JeffyPoooh
        Pint

        Re: Tinfoil Hats?

        Water, shielding and propellant.

        Hmmm. I guess the lower remaining mass on the way back might allow them to scurry back before they use up all their shielding?

        Or is this where the feces comes into the equation?

        Imagine 400 tonnes of feces reentering the atmosphere. Yuck.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Falcon Heavy

        Can lift 20 tons to GTO in a single trip, so only 20 trips if that's where the final assembly was done. I'm presuming as much assembly as possible would be done in LEO to make it easier for astronauts to get to/from to do the work. Then the ship can boost into GTO, load the water, and go forth.

      5. Martin Budden Silver badge

        Re: Tinfoil Hats?

        The problem is getting all that water onto the spaceship in the first place. If you are launching from Earth - not a way in hell. It is not feasible.

        The ISS is more than 400 tons. Should I call the astronauts on board to tell them their home is not feasible?

        1. Tom 38

          Re: Tinfoil Hats?

          The ISS is more than 400 tons. Should I call the astronauts on board to tell them their home is not feasible?

          ISS is only in LEO. This chart might come in handy.

          1. Martin Budden Silver badge

            Re: Tinfoil Hats?

            Please keep in mind I was replying to a post which suggested that the majority of the 400 tons of water was for shielding and only a small amount of that would be needed as propellant: see my emphasis below. (p.s. I haven't checked the feasibility of Voland's right hand's proposal so I admit I am making one assumption there by accepting the hand's suggestion). This is important because it means much less than 400 tons would be needed to be lifted from Earth to LEO to be used as propellant.

            The only way to provide reasonable shielding is if the astronauts are shielded by the propellant. 1m of water goes a very long way towards shielding both nuclear propulsion and cosmic rays. 1m tank + shield around a sphere with 10m radius is ~ 400 tons. If some of this water is used as a propellant to get to Mars orbit and back you are also looking at a journey time under 30 days.

            It is a lovely chart, yes I've seen it before, and thanks for reminding me of it. What the chart shows is that the Δv needed to get from LEO to Mars (9.51) is pretty much the same as the Δv needed to get from Earth to LEO (9.4). So, it's do-able. Especially if Voland's right hand is correct and the propellant needed to go from LEO to Mars and back is only a small part of the 400 tons of water.

    2. Mikel

      Re: Tinfoil Hats?

      Actually sort of, yes. Shielding from cosmic rays is done in layers. A layer of material like gold foil intercepts the particle, turning it into a shower of secondary particles - distributing the energy. After some distance second and third layers slow them even more. Foamed plastic might be effective also. Shipping the water on the outside of the ship might be a solution as well.

      The use of 'ray' for these physical particles moving at relativistic speeds is a historical artifact. They are fast moving matter (or in rare cases, antimatter), not radio energy.

      1. x 7

        Re: Tinfoil Hats?

        so a water-holding thermos flask shaped as a hat, with foam in the vacuum space and gold rather than silver mirroring

  4. smartypants

    This doesn't really change things

    Whatever people claim about this mission, the primary reason to send people to mars is to tick off that particular feat.

    The guinea-pigs chosen to 'fly' the mission won't have to actually do much other than try not to fall out too badly with their colleagues while cooped up for months in a confined space. If their brains are a little fried, it shouldn't stop us landing them on Mars.

    It would be a huge human achievement, but it would not be a precursor to a human colony on Mars, any more than the Apollo missions paved the way for human moon colonies.

    Having achieved this feat, the political appetite for spending vast sums sending more people to die on Mars will fade quickly away. And I hope it does, because the clever way to explore is remotely, and it would be a huge shame if funding for that glorious effort was starved to make way for sending more human guinea-pigs to die on Mars or on the way to it.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      1. x 7

        Re: How to fix your Mars mission in 2 easy steps

        "Mars needs women......"

        Just imagine it - a 30 day flight to Mars timed to avoid the worst effects of PMT. The girls would all need harmonised hormone therapy to keep them in synch and reduce arguments. And an endless supply of "Coronation Street" and "East Enders" reruns available for intellectual stimulation

        1. Chris G

          Re: How to fix your Mars mission in 2 easy steps

          ""Mars needs women......"

          Just imagine it - a 30 day flight to Mars timed to avoid the worst effects of PMT. The girls would all need harmonised hormone therapy to keep them in synch and reduce arguments. And an endless supply of "Coronation Street" and "East Enders" reruns available for intellectual stimulation"

          Stereotype most of the women in my family like that..... and they will deck you!

          1. Sarah Balfour

            Re: How to fix your Mars mission in 2 easy steps

            As would I - but then I'm not a woman (nor a man). Please ignore the obvious gender of my name, it's meaningless. It's only there because I can't think of anything better.

            1. x 7

              Re: How to fix your Mars mission in 2 easy steps

              how about calling yourself "Bradley" - thats now genderless and meaningless

      2. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

        Re: How to fix your Mars mission in 2 easy steps

        Throw away the ascientific EmDrive, then we will talk.

        (It's gonna work ... after 15y+ of no results past measurement errors? Yep, ANY minute now...)

        1. Anonymous Coward
        2. Dave 126

          Re: How to fix your Mars mission in 2 easy steps

          >Throw away the ascientific EmDrive, then we will talk.

          How is it not scientific? They observe results that they can't explain, so it is tested by other teams, and then tested again but less room for error. By following this path, eventually either the physicists will have learnt something new, or the engineers will discover what they have overlooked in the experiments (i.e an explanation for the observations that doesn't give the physicists such a headache).

          There is still room for error, but less since the most recent tests in a hard vacuum.

          I'm not saying that it works, but we don't yet know that it doesn't work.

  5. John of Warndon

    Voyage of Discovery

    Is this any worse than the scurvy that characterised the voyages of discovery on earth? Perhaps a pack of lemons would help?

    1. hplasm
      Happy

      Re: Voyage of Discovery

      "Perhaps a pack of lemons would help?"

      "We are working on pharmacologic strategies involving compounds that scavenge free radicals and protect neurotransmission," Limoli said. "But these remain to be optimised and are under development."

      So limes, then?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Let's just pick the right people...

    Of course we could just send politicians, since most of them are virtually brain dead anyway (also advertising executives, telephone sanitizers, etc)

  7. Doctor_Wibble

    Remote-controlled zombies!

    > "We are working on pharmacologic strategies involving compounds that scavenge free radicals and protect neurotransmission," Limoli said. "But these remain to be optimised and are under development."

    This is exactly the sort of thing that gets used as an intro to zombie films, or that comes out before the intrepid heroes try to get into the lab that created the plague in the first place.

    This makes it a *good* thing because once the crew are zombies there are a whole load of life support systems you don't have to worry about any more and as an added bonus they will be extremely resilient. Tell the crew the electrodes are for monitoring and after the transition use them to apply voltage for remote control.

    Just make sure there's enough spare brains in the fridge so they don't eat each other.

    This space exploration thing is easy, why do they always make it so expensive?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Remote-controlled zombies!

      "We are working on pharmacologic strategies involving compounds that scavenge free radicals and protect neurotransmission," Limoli said. "But these remain to be optimised and are under development"

      Historically, the police haven't accepted this as an explanation of why students take drugs. Why should this be any different?

    2. Dave 126

      Re: Remote-controlled zombies!

      >Just make sure there's enough spare brains in the fridge so they don't eat each other.

      Just send the fridge of brains to Mars orbit, then interface with surface robots. Brains weigh less than bodies, so can be sent more quickly thus reducing exposure to cosmic rays.

      Okay, we we're a long way from having serviceable brain-machine interfaces, but it is the 'bloody difficult' category, not the 'violates the laws of physics" zone. Initial research into it is paid for by other people (i.e Military and Healthcare), looking to make better prophetic limbs.

      1. x 7

        Re: Remote-controlled zombies!

        "better prophetic limbs."

        are they limbs which don't need a brain to control them as they already know where they're going?

  8. ilmari

    Plastic better than aluminium? Oh, by mass maybe?

    1. hplasm
      Boffin

      Plastic better than aluminium?

      Less secondary radiation emission from fast cosmic rays- the hydrogen tends to absorb them better, IIRC. Also why lead is not a good candidate for this.

    2. Anonymous John

      Bigelow inflatable module? Plenty of other reasons such as extra room, cargo space, etc for taking one to Mars.

      I'm looking forwards to see Musk's Mars Colonial Transporter design later this year. Surely, he has some solution in mind.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        A liberal coating of snake-oil to the outer hull?

  9. dsuden

    Register, please learn a new word. Referring to experts as "boffins" is getting really tiresome.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Register, please learn a new word

      The Register doesn't refer to experts as boffins. That's reserved for scientists and research engineers. Experts know; boffins find things out. When boffins stop learning and start pontificating, they become experts.

      As a former boffin, I think it's important we continue to use the word for future boffins. Unambiguous, nonjudgmental and therefore of continuing utility.

    2. MrDamage Silver badge

      Learn a new word

      To quote;

      "A boffin is British slang for a scientist, engineer, or other person engaged in technical or scientific work. The original World War II conception of war-winning researchers means that the term tends to have more positive connotations than related terms like egghead, nerd, or geek."

      On El Reg, boffin is used as a term of respect to those brainy individuals who only get up out of bed when all of the other mad scientists have taken a pill and gone for a lie down due to the complexity of the problem needing to be solved.

      Of course, if you don't like it, feel free to get your boffin scientist news elsewhere.

    3. Mark 85
      Thumb Down

      Start using the troll icon please. Most of your posts are variation of this whine.... perhaps some cheese with that?

    4. Bobcat4424

      Boffins

      Boffins was a derogatory term used for technicians during WWII. Why journalists have latched onto the word is a mystery, especially since some older academics consider it an insult. What if we used the term "yellow hoard" to refer to journalists? LOL

      1. x 7

        Re: Boffins

        you mean "yellow horde"

        "yellow hoard" is where the ex-mother in law stashes her gold. (Shes a right bloody dragon)

  10. Timbo

    2001?

    So, maybe Arthur C Clarke hid the real reason why HAL9000 went wrong - perhaps his "brain functions" (albeit electronic) were also affected by ionised oxygen and titanium nuclei ??

    Not quite sure how Messrs Bowman and Poole got around it though :-(

    1. Dave 126

      Re: 2001?

      HAL didn't malfunction. He followed the orders that were given him. Unfortunately for his human crew, his original mission orders were added to at the last minute by some secret and poorly thought-through orders, and HAL resolved the conflict in accordance with orders he was given. As a computer, he performed perfectly.

      If HAL knew that ""[human] Performance decrements, memory deficits, and loss of awareness and focus during spaceflight may affect mission-critical activities" , it would only support his decision to remove unreliable factors (humans Poole and Bowman) from the situation.

      Quite why HAL killed the sleeping mission specialists, I don't know. They couldn't have interfered with HALs successful completion of the mission if they were hibernating.

  11. phil dude
    Coat

    neutronium hull...?

    I forget which specific franchise, but you get the idea...

    P.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

      Re: neutronium hull...?

      It will just curl up into a golf ball...

      1. phil dude
        Joke

        Re: neutronium hull...?

        even if wha-fer thin?

        P.

  12. x 7

    "Shields Up!" ????/

    Someone touting for Steve Gibson?

  13. Flip Da Boid

    Radiation is only one of many problems facing long-term space flight. Potentially the most significant is the effect of zero gravity on the human body. NASA has studied this issue to death and still has no viable solution after over fifty years. More significantly, NASA has NO research on the effects of deep space flight (gravity in Earth-orbiting flights is about 10% of normal) where gravity is nil or negligible. They keep promoting the manned-trip-to-Mars pipe dream so that the government funds won't stop flowing.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Holmes

      government funds won't stop flowing

      Frankly, I think the "government funds" are just drip-drip-dripping and under constant menace and are nowhere NEAR any amount of money (not to mention infrastructure and skills to-be-built before you can get traction for your money) to get anything to Mars soon. WIth a paltry few automated probes in the Solar System, JPL/NASA seems exhausted already.

      There are countries to bomb, there is "healthcare" to provide and there are F-35s to finance. Not to mention 120 trillion plus of outstanding debt to service.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        and I have guillotines to build.

    2. Stork Silver badge

      0.1G in orbit?

      I had the impression it was _much_ less - things would stay put with 0.1G.

      1. Ru'

        Re: 0.1G in orbit?

        Just what I was thinking, but I guess it doesn't really matter what the gravity is when you're essentially in constant free-fall?

  14. Mikel

    Musk does not intend the trip to take that long. We will go much faster.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Musk does not intend the trip to take that long. We will go much faster.

      It's not so much a matter of faster but shorter distance, which requires higher acceleration (thrust) but may not require higher velocity. Regardless of velocity, the number of impacts with objects - micrometeorites and not so micrometeorites - just depends on the distance (and the proportion of that distance which is in regions relatively dense in them.) As velocity increases, the impacts get more severe. But if your acceleration is higher you have the option of taking a more direct route; not only less time but fewer impacts. The shortest possible distance (and, I think but haven't checked, time) would be if you could accelerate radially from the Earth-Sun line and decelerate to arrive at Mars just as it catches up with you in its orbit. But the energetics of this path are awful.

      Rationally human spaceflight should be abandoned until a very much better propulsion system is developed. But the politics of spaceflight has never been about rationality.

  15. Sureo

    Perhaps all that radiation will cause mutations resulting in humans who can actually live on Mars.

    1. Dave 126

      Or women with three breasts.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Or women with three breasts.

        It's not clear how a mutation could cause that. Typically mutations don't affect bilateral symmetry.

      2. Mark 85
        Coat

        Two in the front and one on the back, maybe? Not much to look at but great fun to dance with?

        Yeah.. I'll leave. Don't shoot.

  16. x 7

    that mutations already happened - I have a vestigial third and so do my mother, sister and aunts. More noticeable on them than me (I'm male). It not where you're hoping it would be though....

  17. Bobcat4424

    Why don't we know more about the effects of space travel?

    Back in the 1960's scientists at NASA wanted a space station at the Lunar LaGrange Spot and a "big dumb lifter." But the military had other ideas and forced NASA to go with a Space Shuttle that could only reach Very Low Earth Orbit (VLEO) and a space station in VLEO. In fact the Shuttle cargo bay was designed around a KH-series reconnaissance satellite. The military wanted to use the Space Shuttle to put spy satellites into orbit and as a weapons platform. Ditto for the space station. When both proved to be useless and far too expensive, the military backed out.

    But this has left about 30-40 years behind where we should be. The ISS tells us very little about travel in space because it is within the Earth's micro-gravity. If you drop a pen it will still float to the side nearest Earth. And the ISS is within the Earth's magnetosphere and the effects of cosmic radiation cannot be assessed.

    1. cray74

      Re: Why don't we know more about the effects of space travel?

      "The ISS tells us very little about travel in space because it is within the Earth's micro-gravity. If you drop a pen it will still float to the side nearest Earth. "

      Really? Do you have a citation for that?

  18. Scotty-d-500

    And they said that if you hit the sound barrier you'd buy a farm in the sky too.

    1. Lord Raa

      They said that about going faster than 30mph.

      1. x 7

        "They said that about going faster than 30mph."

        But as proved by William Huskisson - it was only fatal if you didn't get out of the way...

    2. Vic

      And they said that if you hit the sound barrier you'd buy a farm in the sky too.

      Strictly speaking, they were often right about that...

      Vic.

  19. oldfoxbob

    This article ASSUMES that the trip to Mars will take in excess of 79 days. Yet the newest rocket motors out ( Plasma and Warp) will do the same trip in less than 39 days. Hence less exposure to space cooties than this article assumes. So as such its all moot now.

  20. razorfishsl

    So put all the shielding around the head during the journey.......

    Three very small head units are going to have less of an impact that trying to do the whole craft....

    Rearrange the craft design to radial, so all the heads point towards a central core with the controls, instead of trying to build classic 'airplane' designs and for god sake get rid of all the windows....

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So even if I do get off this rock with my mental facilities intact, they are now telling me I'll still be surrounded by idiots? Great, just effing great...

  22. Havin_it
    Childcatcher

    Scanners pic

    I expect I may suffer for saying this, but is it really the best idea to header an article with a still of someone's head exploding? We all know it's fake (umm, probably), but it's undeniably graphic and wouldn't be on the telly without an age-appropriate warning.

    In light of the commentary above, I recommend you change it immediately to another more appropriate film-still: the Martian triple-knockered hooker from Total Recall. I mean, as long as there's no double-standard at play, that should be fine, right?

  23. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

    Not a problem

    both of which are likely to occur when exploring a new planet

    Mars is an old planet. Why, it's about as old as this one! Problem solved.

    Really, I don't know why you'd bother with a new planet. The used ones are much cheaper and still work fine.

  24. Zmodem

    there has been perpetual generators around for the past 5 years, that can go upto 10Mw, electro magnets can goto 1Mw, a force field only needs 20 gauss, but then you need the width Vs size of craft

    https://www.stfc.ac.uk/RALSpace/Areas+of+expertise/Space+Research/Mini+magnetospheres/In+the+news/24654.aspx

    NASA should quit crying and going over and over, and team up with ESA and just make a next gen space shuttle

    http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2005/24jun_electrostatics/

    a force field around a craft works the same as a planets magnetic feild

  25. Santa from Exeter

    Shielding

    So, organic material works better than non-organic.

    Maybe Bob Shaw had the right idea

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_and_Overland#The_Wooden_Spaceships

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The human race is already brain damaged...

    Because if they weren't, the bankers would already be hanging from lamp posts...

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