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NASA's New Horizons space probe has beamed back photos that seem to show that dwarf planet Pluto has a strange effulgent spot on its pole. Pluto's icy pole The pole shows up as a bright spot on the right of the image The spacecraft is more than 60 million miles away from the tiny world. New images released by NASA at a …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    all

    my words are second hand and useless in the face of this

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Amazing

    .. what you can tell from an image 11 pixels wide :D

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Amazing

      "an image 11 pixels wide"

      Back in the old 'dial up' days, quite a lot of pron that was that resolution.

      1. stucs201

        Re: Amazing

        11 pixels? Luxury! We used to dream of actual pixels and had to make do with ASCII art.

        1. Tom 13

          Re: Amazing

          ASCII art? Luxury I tell you. Why when I was a lad we had to crush fruits and berries and use walnut shells to make paints so we could draw our own pron on cave walls.

    2. Little Mouse

      Re: Amazing

      "The images show the surface clearly has geological formation on the surface that may be volcanic or chemically produced"

      Blimey - the author clearly has a better pair of eyes than I do!

    3. Ian K
      Facepalm

      Re: Amazing

      11 pixels wide? Apply the image enhancement algorithms from CSI and you'll easily get a full 4k image out of that.

      Press the "enhance" button a second time and you should be able to get it in 3D too.

  3. TeeCee Gold badge
    WTF?

    "the size of Texas"

    Surely since it is a well-known fact that everything is bigger in Texas, the actual size of Texas is larger than the size of Texas?

    Now my head hurts.

    1. ravenviz Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: "the size of Texas"

      In Texas, Texas is the whole world!

      1. Mark 85

        Re: "the size of Texas"

        That explains the patent cases being tried there then.

  4. MacroRodent

    Bps

    We won't get them back for two weeks due to the distances involved and the 1Kbps bandwidth for data transmission.

    Bah, that is still faster than my first dial-up modem that ran at 300 bps. I managed to edit with Emacs through it, although some patience was needed, and an optimized /etc/termcap.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Bps

      I now have a vision in my head of a giant acoustic coupler floating through space.

      thanks.

    2. Mpeler
      Holmes

      Re: Bps

      Ahhh, you young whippersnapper....

      In my day we used to be able to count the bits going by.....

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    1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

      Re: "The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System"

      Same for Mars:

      http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/nmc/spacecraftDisplay.do?id=1962-061A

      Don't you love people rewriting history in the name of Public Relations...

    2. Blitheringeejit
      Headmaster

      Re: "The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System"

      They didn't say they were the first to fly by each individual planet, just that they were the first to fly by *all* of them. This is true - if slightly confusing when stated in the context of a Pluto fly-by: one could wish that they would make up their minds.

    3. Dr Who

      Re: "The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System"

      I hope Symon and Voland aren't programmers. Their grasp of syntax is clearly somewhat lacking.

    4. dorsetknob
      Paris Hilton

      Re: "The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System"

      A Definite case of premature ejaculating comments here

      Quote

      " The spacecraft is still more than 60 million miles away from the dwarf planet"

      NOT GOT THERE YET

      "The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System "

      You got to go past it before you can claim to have a fly by

      Some Fly by

      John Grunsfeld Your Wife must be Pissed off if your this prematurely ejaculating comments in the Bedroom as well

      Paris because Probably she has seen so much prematurely ejaculating com..............

    5. Yag

      Re: "The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System"

      The major issue is more of a semantic one...

      Either only "planets" count, in which case this sentence is true since the demotion of Pluto, or the dwarfs planets count as well, in which case Eris, Makemake and a few others are still waiting for their flyby..

      1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

        Re: "The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System"

        72 PLANETS AWAIT YOU, AMURRICA!

        FLYBY THEM ALL!

      2. Laurel Kornfeld

        Re: "The US has been the first to flyby every planet of the Solar System"

        Stern and many planetary scientists do not accept the demotion of Pluto, which was done by only four percent of the IAU, most of whom are not planetary scientists, and which was rejected by an equal number of professional astronomers. Ironically, Stern is the person who first coined the term "dwarf planet" but he did so with the intention of designating a third class of planets in addition to terrestrials and jovians and not to refer to non-planets.

  6. Kaltern
    Joke

    "1Kbps bandwidth for data transmission."

    So BT Openreach have been maintaining the connection. Maybe they should try rebooting the onboard transmitter...

  7. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

    Can El Reg please refer to Pluto by its correct name: Yuggoth.

    1. K
      Facepalm

      Yuggoth a problem with Pluto?

      Sorry, my speech impediment play up again!

    2. Kristaps
      Coat

      Did you R'lyeh just say that?

      1. K

        Sir, that is a +1 and a hat tip!

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    binary system

    "technically it's a binary system since the mass of Charon (described as "the size of Texas" by Stern) is large enough to perturb the Plutonian orbit significantly"...

    "binary system" isn't well defined, especially for planets. If perturbation of orbit is the deciding factor then earth-moon is also a binary planet system (unless someone defines "significantly" arbitrarily to include pluto but not earth) . If we take the barycentre as a defintion then we get a problem with Jupiter (The Sun-Jupiter barycentre lies outside the sun, so Sun-Jupiter would be a star-planet binary system)

  9. Denarius
    Coat

    impressive effort

    hardware that lasted that long and still works in a hostile environment, comms that reach halfway across solar system and reasonable hope that it go further. Beats my last 2 DVD players for reliability. Despite the carping at who went past all planets first, the yanks must be bream full of hope for great science data despite the distance scale. My coats the one with the Complete Tangler in pocket

    1. Yag

      Re: impressive effort

      Same can be said for Opportunity,the little rover that could.

      Or the crazy awesome Voyager probes, leaving the solar system every couple of monthes.

    2. The last doughnut

      Re: impressive effort

      I hope they spent rather more on it than you did

  10. JeffyPoooh
    Pint

    "OH MY GOD !! ...

    ...IT'S FULL OF STARS !!"

    1. Sgt_Oddball

      Re: "OH MY GOD !! ...

      ALL THESE WORLDS

      ARE YOURS EXCEPT

      EUROPA

      ATTEMPT NO

      LANDING THERE

      1. Fink-Nottle

        Re: "OH MY GOD !! ...

        > ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA

        > ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

        You are Nigel Farrage and I claim my five pounds!

  11. Sureo

    "...who knows what we'll find?"

    Well said. Words to launch 1000 space probes.

  12. ilmari

    I bet if Pluto hadn't been demoted to backwater dwarfplanet they'd be able to get proper broadband.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      The moon of Endor demands service first!

  13. BanjoPaterson
    Devil

    The Moon of F124

    That bright patch is where the Ptavv, Kzanol, jettisoned his ship.

  14. Tom 13

    Re: To the naked eye, the dwarf planet appears reddish

    Since when?

    Pluto has a magnitude that ranges between 16.5 and 13.65. Most people can see down to a magnitude 5 while some can see a 6 or maybe a 7. Which means at it's brightest, Pluto is still 6 factors dimmer that the best naked eye can see.

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