IT safety question, third revised BOFH edition:
"In the project you work on, you run into input processing that is blatantly lacking any sanitization. You should:
a) Carefully note down the details for that time you'll want payback as the disgruntled employee they just unwisely made redundant
b) Rewrite it with the exact same flaw in assembly, making sure scenario a) can never happen as nobody else will be able to touch that code
c) Mosey along over to Stackoverflow and reassure some clueless noob asking a related question that this is the best way to do it for performance reasons
d) Dutifully mention the vulnerability later that day to the boss's wife, during the obligatory cigarette-after in bed
e) Absolutely do no such thing, as smoking in bed is a well-known fire hazard, and we're VERY safety-conscious around here
f) Fire is absolutely not an issue, you had that halon system installed in the boss's bedroom long ago exactly for safety reasons - your own, clearly
g) All or none of the above, at your leisure