A patent on a Method of Communicating Information in Physical Form
1) a description of the information to be communicated is converted to a syllabic format.
2) a series of 26 symbols ('letters') is used to encode the sound of each syllable.
3) syllabic series are then combined into groups ('words') which are then combined on the basis of algorithms into a series of groups ('sentences').
4) Plant material is then prepared by boiling, chemical treatment, and pressure into large flat sheets of 'paper'.
5) The sequence of symbols created in step 3 is copied ('written') on to the 'paper' using a dark coloured liquid medium ('ink') and a pointed object designed to fit the human hand ('pen')
That's it. Please send 10% of the selling price of every collection of 'papers' ('book') to be at the usual address.