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The Dawn spacecraft sent by NASA to investigate the asteroid belt's largest bodies has spotted a second bright spot on the surface of Ceres, sparking speculation that the dwarf planet might be significantly stranger than first thought. Dawn is slowly approaching Ceres using its ion drive to match orbits, and its latest …

  1. PleebSmash
    Alien

    Confirmed by NASA administrator Charles F. Bolden, Jr.

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    1. Dave 126 Silver badge

      Re: Confirmed by NASA administrator Charles F. Bolden, Jr.

      I don't understand your comment.

      The only thing that I can find about Bolden's view on extra-terrestrials is:

      Bolden said, "J.R, I must admit, everybody that goes into space wants to see an alien or wants to see evidence there is other life in the universe and I am no different. But I am here to report that I saw no evidence. Although deep in my heart I believe there is good potential for other life in our universe."

      Sounds reasonable enough.

  2. ravenviz Silver badge
    Boffin

    Strange, but true

    "stranger than first thought" seems to have applied to many solar system objects so far, maybe we should expect celestial bodies are going to be strange anyway and apply a "strangeness factor" plus or minus from "strange". It could be called the Berman Scale.

    1. John 98

      A strangeness scale. Excellent idea, but we dedicated Reg. readers need to know what the official Reg. celestial strangeness unit is going to be. The "weirdo" doesn't seem entirely suitable...

      1. Fortycoats

        Thought "Airplane 2" already covered this 30 years ago...

        http://spacesuitsyou.tumblr.com/post/70685979135/somethings-strange-onboard-airplane-ii-the

        Oh, that's strange......

      2. Christoph

        How about the microamanfromMars as the El Reg unit?

        1. MrDamage Silver badge

          El Reg unit of measurement

          I vote for either the Kirsty, or the Oprah.

          Given the widely fluctuating sizes of those 2, and some of the absolute shite that pours out of their mouths, I think they would be ideal for a fluctuating measurement of strangeness.

    2. Ben Bonsall

      Re: Strange, but true

      delphiDeveloper, dD

      Obviously, the usually used unit would be micro dD, because there's not a lot of use for the full unit.

  3. Mark 85

    Perhaps we have it wrong....

    It could be that it's the Earth that's strange and everything else is some value of normal.

    1. John Gamble

      Re: Perhaps we have it wrong....

      Yes, this.

      I now feel a need to re-read my Hal Clement books.

  4. Tom 7

    'Pool' of light dust/ice

    It looks a bit deeper than other craters, wonder if its just a layer of white icy dust which is nearly flat and the bit on the right is just a reflection of the sun on the crater wall.

    1. big_D Silver badge

      Re: 'Pool' of light dust/ice

      The surface has been scratched away and the Scrith is showing through.

    2. Beachrider

      Relative reflectivity...

      Most of Ceres is VERY low reflectivity stuff. These two spots are reflecting 40% of incoming light. It looks like SO much more because they are vastly overexposing the dark-stuff to bring up some detail. The reflectivity of these spots is about the same as an iceberg (in Earth terms).

      They will go much farther with this unusual contrast photography with New Horizons, in the coming months.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The reflectivity of these spots is about the same as an iceberg

        the reflectivity of an iceberg? ie compacted snow?

        *sings* ... did you go and build a snowman?

        ...argh. Sorry. I'll just let it go now...

  5. tony2heads

    This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter

  6. thomas k.

    Disco ball, obviously

    We're just a little too far away to hear the thump of the bass.

  7. Rich 11

    using its ion drive

    I can't really describe just how much pleasure these words give me.

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
      Alien

      That's all very well, until Ceres turns on its own drive, and incinerates our puny craft. Swiftly followed by the launching of the invasion of Earth. If we're lucky. If not, it'll be the death ray for us. I hope you're all wearing clean underwear...

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      And at the same time..

      it's converting LPs into mp3s.

  8. imanidiot Silver badge

    Darn...

    They found my evil mad scientist hideout. I knew I should have gone for the matte finish...

    1. DropBear
      Trollface

      Re: Darn...

      So I guess that's just the targeting laser...

  9. Paratrooping Parrot
    Joke

    You do know that this is actually a Death Star? What they have found is the entrance to it. Go in, and you will see all sorts of activity happening in there.

    1. AbelSoul
      Trollface

      Re: What they have found is the entrance to it. Go in, and you will see

      My God!

      It's full of st.. st..

      ... strange, shiny, white stuff.

      1. hplasm
        Boffin

        Re: What they have found is the entrance to it. Go in, and you will see

        An enormous geode!

  10. Hairless Biker

    As if a billion voices cried out...

    Big bright spot is the main aperture, smaller one is the targetting laser.

    Don't expect any more communications from Dawn any time soon...

  11. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
    Happy

    It's obvious innit.

    I don't know what all the fuss is about. It's just the reflection from the flash.

    The reason the spacecraft sees two is that it's considerably closer than Hubble.

  12. Montague Wanktrollop

    It's a film set

    It's the campfires burning during the filming of Blazing Saddles 2. Couldn't follow it up with another cowboy setting so Space was the answer.

    Just wait until the probe gets to audible range.....

  13. Graham Marsden
    Alien

    Any...

    ... rectangular Black Monoliths in the vicinity?

    1. bazza Silver badge

      Re: Any...

      Yes.

  14. Little Mouse
    Thumb Up

    How bright though?

    These could be blown highlights, especially if exposure/ISO/aperture are set for extreme low-light conditions, and so may not contain much in the way of useful information.

    Presumably photos optimised for the light spots rather then Ceres itself should reveal more about the source. The brightness and colour of the light could be accurately determined, which in turn could give hints as to the origin, size, temperature, etc.

    And yes, I'm guessing that the rocket scientists have probably considered this already(!)

  15. Sarah Balfour

    Clangers.

    1. Santa from Exeter
      Alien

      Re: Clangers

      Nope, their dustbin lids weren't shiny.

      It's the Iron Chicken

      1. VinceH

        Re: Clangers

        "Nope, their dustbin lids weren't shiny."

        It's not the dustbin lids reflecting light. The clangers in question have left their doors dustbin lids open and their lights on.

    2. Beachrider

      I just couldn't help it...

      Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered

      your clean copper clappers

      kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper

      a kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now is that about it?

  16. JaffaMan

    please be something supremely interesting!!

    My spine is tingling about this. It could be really really exciting!

    I'm not quite sure how it could be ice be it CO2 or water. It's doesn't look like a deep well sheltered crater. Surely anything there like that would sublimate very quickly when exposed to the sun?

    I hope this is something major, I really do!

    All those mega pixels and it's 'scope should sure as heck resolve it though. No more mysteries soon!

    1. JaffaMan

      Re: please be something supremely interesting!!

      its 'scope.

      Damn my enthusiastic use of apostrophes.

  17. Alistair
    Coat

    Ceres will belch.

    and the millenium falcon will suddenly appear.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Clearly...

    The chap who lives there has noticed the Dawn spacecraft approaching. And he's trying to get a better look at it with his torch.

    Happy to clear that up for everyone. Bloke with torch.

  19. Gartal

    The light is on but nobody is home......

  20. weegie38

    There seem to be other bright spots in craters in the bottom left of the image: one at around 8 o'clock, and possibly another right on the edge. Not as bright as those at the centre, but still noticeable.

  21. codger

    Volcanic glass?

    Could conditions on solar system's largest asteroid permit spewing of obsidian or volcanic glass?

    Although why their temperature should vary on a presumably dead-for-billions-of-years ball of rock, I don't know

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