Spikes in the methane can only mean one thing.
The Martians love their curried dishes, pickled eggs, and beer.
Two new papers on the latest data from the compact chemistry laboratory aboard nuclear-tank Curiosity show organic compounds in Mars' atmosphere and rocks – and therefore offer tantalizing clues to the Red Planet's watery past. Youtube Video In the past 20 months Curiosity's Sample Analysis at Mars (SAM) laboratory has …
We love many things in our sub-arean existence. We have something like beer, it is made from something like fungus.
It is very disappointing to those I left behind that we have had a poor hit rate for causing probe failures recently.
Our people will redouble efforts to stop further vessels!
That's why no one lives on the surface. They're all underground either reproducing or mining. There's a high turnover rate of martian syrup mine workers in fairness, and I hear Bob Geldof is contemplating a charity single in order to help them. Working title is "Do They Know Of Diabetes?".