back to article Swiss McDonalds serves up no-holes-barred cheesy action to punters

Customers at a McDonald’s got to see an entirely different type of muffin from the ones on the menu, after staff mistakenly broadcast a blue movie on LCD screens at a fast food outlet. The filth-flick flesh fest occurred on Saturday night in the sleepy town of Zuckwil, north Switzerland and was first spotted - unsurprisingly …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    And that's the news from Siwtzerland...

    ...for the next twenty years.

    Unless the Hadron collider explodes and it will probably do that unspectacularly. Inany event, it's hughly unlikely as they shut the thing down if they find an undocumented speck of dust out of place.

    1. Rampant Spaniel

      Re: And that's the news from Siwtzerland...

      True, not surprising they foster that quiet image given how much tax avoidance they pay a part in. And don't ask who the paintings belong to!

      They do seem to have a fairly decent political system, or isn't it as good in practice as it seems?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: And that's the news from Siwtzerland...

        In theory most of the 1st world countries have a decent political system.. That doesn't make our countries any better or any worse and it certainly doesn't make our politicians any more honest.

    2. A Known Coward

      Re: And that's the news from Siwtzerland...

      Switzerland is indeed in the running for the most boring country in the world. Even their towns and cities are spectacularly dull, grey seas of bland concrete boxes.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: And that's the news from Switzerland...

      You've never been there, have you?

      Go to the south, to places like Lugano. Much more fun :)

      1. A Known Coward

        Re: And that's the news from Switzerland...

        Yes I have been to Switzerland, more than once. No I've not been to Lugano, although I was in Locarno this summer.

        The Wikipedia page on Lugano seems to support my case - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lugano#mediaviewer/File:BancadelGottardo(Botta).JPG

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lugano#mediaviewer/File:SNV_San_Gottardo_02.jpg

        While I grant that down on the lakes there's a definite Italian influence to some of the older buildings, I stick by my description of the newer stuff as "concrete boxes".

        Just travel a couple of miles down the Lakes into Italy and the contrast in the towns couldn't be greater.

        The Swiss mountain villages are an entirely different matter, those are incredibly pretty. Once you get to the towns of any significant population though ...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: And that's the news from Switzerland...

          Hey, they adopted the cuckoo clock as a form of entertainment, never ending excitement on the hour every hour. What more proof do you need?

          And yes, I have been to Switzerland.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: And that's the news from Switzerland...

            Hey, they adopted the cuckoo clock as a form of entertainment, never ending excitement on the hour every hour. What more proof do you need?

            Actually, no. That came from the Schwartzwald area in Germany, not from Switzerland. Sorry to bust another myth. They only sell them because tourists ask for them.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: And that's the news from Switzerland...

              >Actually, no. That came from the Schwartzwald area in Germany

              Can you read? I deliberately wrote adopted not invented.

              Bet you're glad you posted AC...

      2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: And that's the news from Switzerland...

        "You've never been there, have you?"

        I've been to Swiss Cottage. Does that count?

  2. Khaptain Silver badge

    "what would have happened if there was a family in the restaurant at the time?”

    Well, they would have seen some naked bodies performing the kinds of acts that resulted in their existance... What would they do if their children walked into their bedroom whilst they were having sex ?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Well, they would have seen some naked bodies performing the kinds of acts that resulted in their existance...."

      That entirely depends on the movie, not sure about you but I don't think in any way what occurs in two girls one cup ever resulted in my birth.

      1. OzBob

        Reminds me of the news article

        of the couple who were denied fertility assistance in australia after they had unsuccessfully tried to conceive naturally for 6 months. They protested this refusal quite voiciferously. Apparently when the law was drawn up, it did not conceive (sorry) of both members of couple being lesbians.

        http://www.fact.on.ca/news/news0204/yn02041a.htm

      2. Khaptain Silver badge

        Fortunately two girls one cup and goatse scenarios do not produce offspring....I am not sure that they fall into the category of porn either, horror maybe...

    2. P. Lee

      >What would they do if their children walked into their bedroom whilst they were having sex ?

      Did Macdonalds lock their door? I'm pretty sure, "Eeeewww!" would be most children's reponse.

      Actually its why we put doors (often with locks) on toilets. Natural? Yes. Do we want to see other people doing it? No thanks.

    3. Francis Boyle Silver badge

      I have a list

      of people who I am convinced were conceived in some sort of two girls one cup scenario. I'd post it here but almost every one of them has a larger legal budget than I do.

  3. Cliff

    staff in the zone

    Maybe hung over from the Christmas party?

  4. ukgnome

    It's nice that hamburglar still has a job

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    sexy sport clips

    These clips are hardly x-rated (rather R or FSK16) and only broadcasted between 11:pm and 5am so any kids should be asleep.

    1. dogged
      Thumb Up

      Re: sexy sport clips

      Good grief, a relevant comment!

      You should get with the program and start thinking of the children/freedom to watch what you want instead of these distracting facts.

  6. jake Silver badge

    One wonders ...

    ... what idiot allows "any" video channel to be displayed in the awful McDs attempt at mass pseudo-food delivery in CH?

    I mean, really? Has the network manager been fired yet?

    (I'm no prude ... watch what you like, as an adult, but kindly don't display it to the pre-teens, who seem to be the only people who actually enjoy the swill ...)

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Saw Four Weddings there

    It was hilarious. Subtitles in four languages.

    Meanwhile, re: MacDonald's - this was in the German end of Switzerland. I expect it's just as perverted as the other side of the Alps.

    I've only been to the pre-dominantly French Valais area. Yes, beautiful in the mountains, though enough dog shit you'd think you were still in Paris. And yes, apart from the views and the skiing, stunningly boring country! Both sad and desperate to eventually leave.

  8. Mark 85
    Coat

    Pity... wrong restuarant.

    If it had been a Taco Bell, I think the writer of this piece would have had more entendres.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    No holes barred cheesy option

    > No holes barred cheesy option

    And there was I thinking this was going to be a story about the authorities banning McD's regular cheese and insisting on Emmental.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: No holes barred cheesy option

      I'm American, and I'm pretty sure that the American cheese that is served on fast food should NEVER qualify as cheese.

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