back to article Who is taking the hyperconverged piss at Simplistic.io?

There's a new storage company making waves: “Simplistic Storage”. Simplistic's motto is “Simplistic - its more than just a name it's everything we are.” The company's lead product is called “Panacea”, which it says “removes the perceived need for expensive disaster recovery solutions to protect your equipment from hazards and …

  1. dan1980
    Happy

    "Why was the rock band called 1023 megabytes? Because they couldn't get a gig!"

    I don't get it - 1023 megabytes is 1.023 gigabytes. (If we're talking storage numbers. Or ISP download caps.)

    1. Simon Sharwood, Reg APAC Editor (Written by Reg staff)
  2. Bronek Kozicki

    love it!

    Plenty of gems on the webpage, generously sprinkled with gobbledygook and buzzwords. Nice!

  3. Joe 48

    Simplivity?

    Name is a close match. Best I've got!

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