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back to article Criticism of Uber's journo-Data Analytics plan is an Attack on DIGITAL FREEDOM

Why can’t Old Media just accept we have it beaten, lie down and die? It’s taking forever. Nothing saddened me more this week than reading that bold new data journalism initiatives from Uber were being shot down before they had even reached Seed stage. My bromate, the Uber VP Emil Michael, has sent dead tree media Offendotrons …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
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    Fact or fiction?

    I'm not at all sure whether this is meant to be satire or an accurate dissection of how the senior people at Uber, Facebook and Twitter actually think.

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    1. Not That Andrew
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      Re: Fact or fiction?

      Yes

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    2. Chris G
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      Re: Fact or fiction?

      I think it is an accurate satirical dissectionof Uber, Twitter, Farcebook and others.

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  2. DocJames

    Not vintage Bong

    All too readable. Not enough Buzzwords.

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  3. Mephistro
    Coffee/keyboard

    ROFLMAO++

    Funny as Hell, but also a little bit scary.

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  4. Anonymous Coward
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    Almost

    Took that seriously!

    Was going to post about self glorifying load of bullocks.

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  5. Anonymous Coward
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    "Through permissionless innovation"

    Absolute class; there's a few for whom that's a guiding star.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, right?

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  6. druck Silver badge
    Unhappy

    Buzz words

    Didn't mention post-profit once.

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