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Apple has quietly removed Bose headphones from its stores, following a noise-cancelling patent spat that Cupertino settled with the music tech company last week. The latest move, spotted by 9to5Mac, comes after Bose slung a sueball at Apple-owned headphone maker Beats in July this year. At the time, Bose alleged that Apple …

  1. Hud Dunlap
    Gimp

    Cue the lawyers for the shareholders

    It looks like Cook and company didn't use due diligence before they spent $3 Billion dollars.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Cue the lawyers for the shareholders

      It looks like they didn't try the product either :)

    2. Toothpick

      Re: Cue the lawyers for the shareholders

      Just change the name to iCahns.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Coat

        Re: Cue the lawyers for the shareholders

        Sorry, Dave, iCahn't do that.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      no great loss

      Now that they have been removed from the Apple Store

      1. Mage Silver badge

        Re: no great loss

        Now all they need is to remove Apple and Beats earphones from Apple store too, to further increase quality.

  2. Slap

    I guess it's for the best

    At least the punters visiting Apple stores will have one less crap over priced headphone to choose from.

    On a side note, I'm informed that the latest Beats models are actually pretty good. However the stigma of wearing a headphone with a "b" on each side will prevent me from swaying from my favoured Teutonic brands plus Audio Technica.

    1. 142
      Thumb Up

      Re: I guess it's for the best

      > On a side note, I'm informed that the latest Beats models are actually pretty good.

      Hmmm. I must check them out. It wouldn't surprise me too much. Beats seem to have good acoustic designers, even if they've traditionally designed for a certain market/sound. They're a damn sight better at it than Bose!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I guess it's for the best

      "On a side note, I'm informed that the latest Beats models are actually pretty good. However the stigma of wearing a headphone with a "b" on each side will prevent me from swaying from my favoured Teutonic brands plus Audio Technica."

      That will be the Beats Solo 2, announced around the time of the takeover. They've toned down the bass that made previous Beats headphones popular with the hip hop crowd (but not so good for most other types of music). Likewise, I'd rather go without a B on each ear.

    3. Redbaron

      Re: I guess it's for the best

      A bit of gaff tape will hide the "b" quite nicely

  3. Will Godfrey Silver badge
    Happy

    Difficult decisions

    I can't quite work out who I have least sympathy for

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Difficult decisions

      I've always assumed Bose removed the umlaut from the o just in case anyone had a German dictionary.

      1. Cliff

        Re: Difficult decisions

        "From Middle High German bōse, bāse, from Old High German bōsi, from Proto-Germanic *bausijaz, *bausuz (“inflated, puffed up, arrogant, bad”), from Proto-Indo-European *bʰew-, *bew- (“to blow, inflate, swell”)."

        Inflated, puffed up, arrogant, bad, to blow... Perfect companion for apple I'd have thought!

      2. Kumar2012

        Re: Difficult decisions

        "I've always assumed Bose removed the umlaut from the o just in case anyone had a German dictionary." - The company is named after its Indian founder Amar Bose, so not sure there would have been an umlaut to begin with...though I doubt it would make a difference, crap sound for the gullible would still be crap sound for the gullible.

  4. JeffyPoooh
    Pint

    Once upon a time...

    I was bored in a shopping arcade full of handbags and shoes. So lacking the ambition to hang myself, and hoping to escape the clouds of estrogen, I wandered into a Bose store.

    On a shelf was displayed a Bose own-brand bookshelf stereo system. I read the price tag from the distance as $349.99 (US). As I got closer, the price tag came into clearer focus: $3499.99

    So I immediately pried off one of the speaker covers expecting to find that the speaker cones made from something exotic, perhaps iridium plated panda hymens; something that could justify the eye-watering price. While the sales clerk was leaping over the counter in panic, I was busy discovering that the speaker cones were made of crap cardboard. Not just cheap paper, but obviously-crap cardboard.

    Parasites.

    1. Mage Silver badge

      Re: Once upon a time...

      maybe the box and "ferric fluid rare earth magnet" is really clever on the Bose?

      Soundwise any I heard seemed rubbish compared to an LS3a, or more damningly a big MDF box full of rockwool and cheap OEM 6" driver unit.

      What does a cone made iridium plated panda hymens look and sound like?

      1. Eddy Ito

        Re: Once upon a time...

        What does a cone made iridium plated panda hymens look and sound like?

        Pure. Especially when they are assembled by the loving, tender hands of stunningly beautiful island virgins just before being sacrificed to the volcano.

        1. Martin-73 Silver badge
          Coat

          Re: Once upon a time...

          Good call. Bose speakers need to be sacrificed to the volcano.

          Mine's the one with the panda's something or other in the pocket

    2. abit

      Re: Once upon a time...

      Did you listen through the speakers? Did you bring a CD, a tape, an LP or something to compare with the price-tag? Obviously you have no idea, so you shall remain as you are. Ridiculous, yes, maybe the store tried to rip YOU off, but it would not happen to me.

      1. JeffyPoooh
        Pint

        Re: Once upon a time...

        @ (more than) abit (crazy): "Did you bring a CD, a tape, an LP..."

        So when your wife is browsing the endless shoes and handbags, you wander around the shopping mall with an LP tucked under your arm? And a C90 cassette tape rattlling around in the pocket of your anorak, covered with lint? Dragging these pinnacles of High Fidelity Reference Samples along everywhere, just in case an unexpected Bose Factory Outlet store suddenly appears through the mountains of handbags, like a mystic apparition through the swirling clouds of estrogen.

        No. I didn't. I went with pulling off the speaker grill.

    3. Ilsa Loving

      Re: Once upon a time...

      I think using the phrase "iridium plated panda hymens", alone deserves an upvote.

  5. Mage Silver badge

    Hmmm

    Either Sennheiser or cheap no name Chinese at under £3 if going outside my castle.

    My 1926 metal diaphragm 2K + 2K Bakelite and Alloy cans sound better than some branded stuff today. (transformer needed unless between 120V and the anode of a triode).

    1980s Military gear is dreadful, seems like 1960 telephone earpieces inside.

    1. cortland

      Re: Hmmm

      Both strive for and sometimes attain 4 KHz response.

      Cease fire! hisssssCLICK!

  6. ecofeco Silver badge

    That is some serious stupid right there

    Apple bought out Beats for stupid money and kicks out the obviously superior product (*Bose) in both a retaliatory and anti-competitive move.

    Wow. Just... wow.

    (* yes, yes, I know there are better and cheaper products out there than Bose, but Beats are not it)

    1. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: That is some serious stupid right there

      P.S. I use a pair of plastic $9 TDK HP 100 headphones myself. Had them for over 5 years now. Only had to replace the ear foam once. Best damn cheap headphones I've ever heard. My test was using them while listening to music that I know every pop crackle to that I've heard literally over a thousand times over the last 3 decades. I'd buy another pair in a split second if I could find them on the shelf.

    2. Frankee Llonnygog

      Re: That is some serious stupid right there

      Prior to this, Bose sponsored some kind of American sporty thing with a condition that the players must not be seen on or off the field wearing Beats. Does that also count as "retaliatory and anytime-competitive" or can we only apply those adjectives to Apple?

      Bose and Beats - both great ways to keep audiologists in Porsches.

    3. Fluffy Bunny
      Thumb Up

      Re: That is some serious stupid right there

      I am a very discerning listener and demand a high degree of quality in my headphones. So I don't buy anything chepaer than $10.

  7. Kevin McMurtrie Silver badge

    Suing for the reality distortion field?

    Bose R&D is in MARKETING so it's amusing that they'd sue for something technical. Their hardware is paper, plastic, wood pulp, and standard audio chipsets. One or more DSPs in every system injects some acoustic smoke and mirrors to get the product out the door. #1 thing that I hate about my car is that I could not get it without a Bose system that sounds like a 1970s factory radio.

    1. cortland
      Boffin

      Re: Suing for the reality distortion field?

      To 70-year-old ears with artillery induced tinnitus, even the cheap kit sounds good and a second-hand 1970's "Hi Fi" sounds just fine, thank you. I certainly have no need to pay high prices for sound I can't hear.

      Oxygen-free copper? C37 varnish on the volume control? Heh!

      http://www.roger-russell.com/wire/wire.htm#reviewdares

      http://sound.westhost.com/madashell9.htm#unbelievable

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Suing for the reality distortion field?

        It's a good point. Once you reach 60 expensive hi-fi and ridiculous screen resolutions both become irrelevant.

        I wonder slightly if one reason that Apple is now making big phones is that the target hipster market is now saturated and it's the over-50s that have all the money (and the reading glasses). Certainly I found myself considering the 6 plus for several minutes before deciding that no, one more operating system was just a faff too far to maintain.

      2. druck Silver badge

        Re: Suing for the reality distortion field?

        The Bose system in the RX-8 is pretty damn good. It's got 11 speakers, and compensates for environmental noise, which is pretty important in a car.

  8. Colin Ritchie
    Windows

    Cans are a very personal choice.

    I use Grado SR60i for domestic sounds and Sennheiser PX100 - II foldaways for traveling. Bleats or Bozos are way overpriced for the quality and Apple buds are a pain in the canals imho. Each to their own.

    Picking up a pair of Rogers LS6a speakers very soon, they will destroy even some of the most expensive earwarmers.

    1. Swarthy

      Re: Cans are a very personal choice.

      "No Highs, No Lows? It must be Bose"

  9. TheOtherHobbes

    >What does a cone made iridium plated panda hymens look and sound like?

    Justin Bieber?

    1. Kiwi
      Joke

      RE Crappy sound @ TheOtherHobbes

      >What does a cone made iridium plated panda hymens look and sound like?

      Justin Bieber?

      You're thinking of the wrong hole.

  10. Alan Denman

    re - 'They've toned down the bass'

    So that they are now only a bit less crap than true sounding cheap decent headphones.

    They suit a few more music categories but you are far better off with music sounding as the artist intended.

  11. cmannett85

    Bollocks to the pair of them. Grados all the way.

  12. circusmole

    Bose noise-cancelling headphones.

    I have these headphones, they were bought for me as a present. I think they are pretty good when I use them on long flights - I guess that is their intend purpose. I personally would not have paid the asking price but they are not bad, in fact they seem better than other noise-cancelling headphones I tried.

    1. esharpmajor

      Re: Bose noise-cancelling headphones.

      Back in undergrad I worked on active noise cancellation, and Bose have published a significant amount of research in that field. If there's one thing they probably do well, it's noise cancellation

      1. Fred Flintstone Gold badge

        Re: Bose noise-cancelling headphones.

        There is just one little gotcha with noise cancelling earphones on long flights.

        The "standard" crappy sets you get to listen to need a certain volume to work, so you dial it up, say, 7 (on a scale of 0 to 10) to get a level where you can follow a movie over the background noise.

        When you plug in a decent noise cancelling set, you can turn it down to about 4 or so and you can follow it with good clarity, and you settle down to follow it either to the end, or until you doze off. AND THEN THEY MAKE A CABIN ANNOUNCEMENT, WHICH IS PUT THROUGH AT VOLUME LEVEL 8 TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE HEARS IT. Owwww.

        On the plus side, it's highly unlikely you'll sleep through any cabin announcement..

        1. JeffyPoooh
          Pint

          Re: Bose noise-cancelling headphones.

          @FF

          That's why the legal Carry On bag and/or LapTop Bag are crammed with gadgets so that one can enjoy one's own selection of movies without being disturbed by pesky announcements. One flight from HK to Toronto, I rewatched the entire original (Carl Sagan) 13-episode Cosmos series start to finish on a laptop with only one interruption to answer 'Chicken please. Thank you.'

          Best Flight Ever.

      2. Gannon (J.) Dick

        Re: Bose noise-cancelling headphones.

        Bose produced respected, if high-end, audio equipment before Steve Jobs had his first wet dream and long before he began to design and sell ersatz wet dreams to fanbois.

        1. Jan 0 Silver badge

          Re: Bose noise-cancelling headphones.

          > Bose produced respected, if high-end,

          You mean that reflected off the wall crap?

          Please consult Usenet for Gale's convincing refutation.

          Bose belongs in the homeopathic/oxygen free copper/feel my aura universe.

        2. Vic

          Re: Bose noise-cancelling headphones.

          Bose produced respected, if high-end, audio equipment

          Bose produced expensive kit. Respected it was not...

          I looked on in horror when I first pulled the front off an 802. Their "full-range" claims were audibly bollocks, but I really could not bring myself to believe that any company could make "fidelity" claims from that heap of crap...

          Vic.

  13. Tim99 Silver badge

    Buy Other Sound Equipment

    My wife has a pair a small Bose speakers running off the headphone socket of a 21inch TEAC TV, and they are OK - There is too much, badly controlled, bass; but if you turn the TV's bass down it is OK. We got them because, although the 1920x1080 screen gave a great picture, the TV's internal speakers sound similar to what you hear from a teenager's earphones when they have them inserted in their ears and turned up to full volume.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Buy Other Sound Equipment

      There is too much, badly controlled, bass; but if you turn the TV's bass down it is OK

      Yup - seems to be a generic trend with Bose kit. I used a couple of Bose Companion 3 speakers for a while, but they were only just about tolerable with the bass control on the base box turned all the way down.

  14. pdlane
    Facepalm

    Beats or Bose

    Personally, I will stick with B&O from Denmark. Maybe a bit pricey, but quality gear producing true high fidelity sound and made by people who are paid a real wage.

  15. Stevie

    Bah!

    Some Bose products I've heard in the past have been outstanding. Their main claim to fame in the beginning was their ability to engineer really impressive reflex cabinets out of very small enclosures.

    The Bose speakers I bought for the wife had a great sound and the stereo panorama had a very wide "sweet spot" as advertised for that model, but they did need driving a lot harder than the El-Cheapo Boxes they replaced to get the same apparent volume *level*.

    Bose made affordable weatherproof outdoor speakers before anyone else did, and demoed them in a fishtank to prove they would work - albeit with degraded acoustics - while very wet indeed. Although only partially impressed with the results of the speakers mentioned above, I was tempted to deploy these for those July barbecues in NY where the weather can go from "nice'n'sunny" to "up scope" in an eyeblink (we get more rain over the year than Seattle does) but in the end the money was needed for more important stuff.

    Bose made a home theater system that would drag a very convincing stereo pan from 78s before anyone else could do the trick affordably. Now I can get that out of a $400 Pioneer home theater system inna box but then?

    But that was so many years ago.

    I suspect to most people it doesn't matter as the point in most systems these days seems to be to pay a few grand for it then play it with so much bass the whole affair rattles so loudly you can't hear where the money went.

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