Web Devs: Learn to build high performance websites to banish autumn blues As the leaves turn to gold and the autumn mists descend, your average developer’s mind automatically turns to the age-old question of... how can I make my website even better? Well, you could get in out of the cold and turn on to Microsoft’s training sessions. There are a whole range of live and online events, and you can read …
At first I thought this was a real article, or even promotion, and then I saw the sentences...
"how can I make my website even better? Well, you could get in out of the cold and turn on to Microsoft’s training sessions."
And I realised it was a joke.
When I got to the part about "using the latest web standards", I knew it was.
Good one reg. These comedy pieces brighten up my day.
1) Don't use Flash - Well that is obvious in this day and age
2) Don't link to a gazillion ad trackers, hit counters and other shite sites that take ages to load. There are people who don't use Adblock+ you know.
Quite why a simple page has bits from up to 20 other sites embedded in it then sorry, you have totally failed IMHO.
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