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The Mars Curiosity rover has drilled an opening that looks suspiciously like the hole towards which Tiger Woods and his fellow golfers usually aim their balls. It is the first hole dug by the Rover during its quest to find water on the Red Planet. On its journey across the mountain, the Rover also spotted what appears to be a …

  1. knarf

    nice surface

    The rover is seems to have a better surface than most of the roads in blighty.

    1. james 68

      Re: nice surface

      And yet it still tore its wheels to ribbons, this does not exactly inspire confidence.

      This happens with every rover and yet they still insist on a thin metal surface, how about adding a layer of protective material? or even patches of protective material on the contact surfaces?

      Perhaps the problem is that it really isn't rocket science and instead of rocket scientists they should maybe be talking to engineers from say michelin or pirelli.

      1. knarf

        Re: nice surface

        maybe they were to tired to think of anything

      2. Simon Harris

        Re: nice surface

        "Perhaps the problem is that it really isn't rocket science and instead of rocket scientists they should maybe be talking to engineers from say michelin or pirelli."

        Wouldn't like to think what the AA call-out fee would be if they got a blow-out!

      3. 142

        Re: how about adding a layer of...

        The reason they keep the wheels to a bare minimum is weight. Adding mass to them would limit the amount of science instruments that can be included.

        It's not like they don't test the wheels extensively.

        The surface they encountered at this location had never been seen before -> hard, eroded, jagged spikes of rock. Really, really nasty stuff. Wind sculpted into 3 to 4 inch shark teeth, hidden in the dust. It's akin to driving over a car park spike strip.

      4. Grikath

        Re: nice surface

        The engineers at both companies would have looked funny at them..

        at the temperatures and (lack of) atmospheric pressure involved any "protective" material would have either been shattered, have been abraded, or simply disintegrated.

      5. james 68

        Re: nice surface

        @142 it happens to EVERY Mars rover, it's not like it is a new problem. Extensive testing of "best case scenario" is useless. As for weight, it would probably be a lot less than a kilo to add protective patches to the contact points.

        @Grikath You are assuming inflatable tyres, also you are assuming rubber. These companies make tyres for the aircraft industry, there's your cold and lack of atmospheric pressure right there, even super high flying spy aircraft need to land as does the x-37b and while they were in service the space shuttles - they have experience in these areas. The major tyre manufacturers not only make rubber compounds that test for extreme environments but they also test various different materials even moreso nowadays when oil is at a premium (distilations of which are used to process rubber and also fractions of which are used to polymerize said rubber) and the search is on to move away from vulcanised rubber, they would be exactly the boys to see about a viable compound to use as a protective layer on those skimpy aluminium wheels.

        Hell, even put cork patches on the contact areas and they'd last longer and the weight gain would only be in ounces.

        1. Grikath

          Re: nice surface

          dear James, I think I'll leave you to your assumptions...

          1. james 68

            Re: nice surface

            right... so my examples, like the x37-b which stays in orbit with zero atmospheric pressure and extremes of heat and cold for many months at a time and yet still manages to use rubber compound tyres which somehow don't shatter, abrade or disintegrate (which was your assumption) even when used for the rigorous task of landing after such prolonged exposure to those conditions are what? the product of a fanciful mind?

            My statement in regards to your assumption was based on fact, and backed by examples. Kind of the opposite to your "counter".

  2. Simon Harris
    Unhappy

    Sadly...

    too late for Alan Shepard to continue his interplanetary golf tour.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A Sun Tan is inevitable.

    I wonder how much Radition has the Martian Soil absorbed over the years?

  4. Alister

    the hole towards which Tiger Woods and his fellow golfers usually aim their balls.

    Allegedly, Mr Woods has aimed his balls at a number of holes that he shouldn't have...

  5. S 11
    Meh

    Remember when deja vu applied to the past?

    "It is the first hole dug by the Rover during its quest to find water"

    Foreshadowing the very many holes our descendants will drill in search of shiny rocks.

    Here we go again ...

    Take this Opportunity to read "Stranger In A Strange Land" before it's too late!

    ... and now back to our programme ...

    1. stucs201

      Re: Remember when deja vu applied to the past?

      I finished re-reading it yesterday...

  6. Johnny Canuck

    I still think they should have put a microphone on that thing so we can hear the martians giggling just out of camera shot.

  7. VinceH

    That's not a set of traffic lights. It's the end of a Martian Sand-Octopus's tentacle.

  8. beast666
    Happy

    Tiger Woods?

    I wouldn't go there for a picnic!

    1. Martin Budden Silver badge

      Re: Tiger Woods?

      Is it in Africa?

  9. Rich 2 Silver badge

    Balls

    Sio why disn't it look closer at what looks like (as near as makes no odds) the unnatural perfect stone sphere? Could it be because it IS an unnatural perfect stone sphere?

    1. Francis Boyle Silver badge

      You Know what else is an "unnatural perfect stone sphere"

      Mars! The truth will out. Those Magratheans can't hide forever!

  10. usbac Silver badge

    How come every mission update from JPL makes me think of this scene...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zj2fwZetoE

    Very bad movie, but best opening scene ever!

  11. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

    The Rover is more turtle than hare

    Surely that ought to be tortoise?

    Or am I missing an overly subtle humorous pun?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The Rover is more turtle than hare

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logo_(programming_language) perhaps?

    2. Tom Maddox Silver badge
      Headmaster

      Re: The Rover is more turtle than hare

      No, just using the wrong icon. -->

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